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DepressedClown

@lizardunicorn.bsky.social
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VFX artist. Unqualified opinions about everything and nothing. SE London. Posts a lot of photos. COYG. 📷: Fujifilm X-S20 (or my mobile).

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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 4h
Some archive footage of a Spectator Fringe:
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Salihünlü: Soldiers Marching
ALT: Salihünlü: Soldiers Marching
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 5h
Building railways, reservoirs, or council flats is too expensive. Let's rather have some space lasers with rockets we can admire from our country houses. Always remember, these cunts could still be in government and do the same shit as they did for 14 years.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 7h
It's a stupid Americanism.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 10h
Britannia Shield sounds awesome. We should outsource the whole operation to the people who run Britannia Hotels.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 10h
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 22h
Have you ever talked to campists? No chance.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds a bit like a joyful round of Crusader Kings 3
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean she's probably living in her own reality, anyway. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahh, racial purity Katie. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[insert any far-right policy that would have been regarded as extremist ten years ago]
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy for her, but why does a director of news at the BBC earn twice as much as the PM? share.google/bztYeqYsvcbT...
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Rachel Jupp announced as BBC's new director of news after Deborah Turness exit
Jupp is a former deputy editor of BBC Two's Newsnight and has also served as Panorama's editor.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A large part of the appeal of Reform/Restore is the promise you can get away with crime as long as you belong to the right ethnic group and identity with the right politics.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think Yusuf is stupid enough to believe this, not sure about Lowe, though. Lockdown has molten many brains.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem is that some people live in a parallel universe, where the things Yusuf and Lowe say are real. This is getting reinforced by an online ecosystem of podcasts and other 'alternative' media, and amplified by Musk and his platform.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying to turn the public mood around within six weeks. Not impossible.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also why on Earth is Labour genocidal? Is it because some crank websites spread wild theories? Or do they still think Keir Starmer is secretly the commander in chief of the IDF? Or that there is a magic 'peace in Israel and Palestine' button in No10 that Burnham refused to press?
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They styled themselves as a 'movement party'. This attracts all kinds of weirdos and narcissists who impose their own niche ideas on the new movement. If the party doesn't manage to keep these people at arm's length, they will eventually wreck it.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, an account I had to block last night because of a slightly suspicious re-post.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't forget insurance and liability.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some more photos from last night in Hastings.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It would have been nice to have a serious left-wing opposition party. Unfortunately, the one we had decided to self-destruct. The toxic idiots who came for the oven took the whole room.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you're wrong. These toxic idiots and their motion have completely wrecked the Greens. Their silly student politics destroyed the only serious left wing opposition party.
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Green Party deserves thanks on two fronts. Firstly, for helping to bring down Kier Starmer's government. And secondly, for reminding us how toxic and useless some parts of the British left are.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some more impressions from Hastings.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tactical tobacco, tactical Swiss army knife, tactical phone, tactical keys
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A man in his 60s decided to dress and walk around like that in Hastings, East Sussex. It's interesting, how this niche bit of far-right US culture slowly infects the UK.
A man wearing military clothing that's made to look like a uniform, including some belt pouches and tactical gear. The word Veteran is printed on his shirt.
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Kevin Gibson @gslug1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a few rides on route 106/D6 heritage day.
A red Routemaster bus with Victorian houses behind A red Leyland Titan with modern flats behind A red Leyland National bus with a white roof. Modern flats behind.A red and cream AEC RT bus, with trees and flats behind.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Blair Sith Lord
ALT: Blair Sith Lord
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I only drive after drinking 6 pints of beer and type WhatsApp messages while driving. I've never had an accident, therefore I must be an amazing driver.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True, but unfortunately we have to consider erecting a new Antifaschistischer Schutzwall.
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Carlo "Realism, Gedankenfetzen und Rants" Masala @carlomasala1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Die Jüngeren wissen es ja nicht mehr. Aber er ist der Grund, warum wir heute feiern Danke David #TagDerDeutschenEinheit
Bild von David Hasselhoff vor dem Brandenburger Tor
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greetings from Hastings. The new Bunker bar in the old Observer building offers some amazing views.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call the police. Now.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great summary from Wrighty as always. Talking on the Overlap podcast on his emotions about Manchester City Sham.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
None of the AI companies has been any more profitable than WinRAR.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not even a new thing. Have you ever been to Eastern Germany in the 90s or 2000s?
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it's a profitable investment, someone else will take it over. If it's just some sham investment, it's probably better if it doesn't exist in the first place.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But the Boats!! Fighting age men!! Protect are women and girls!! The boats!!!!
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Catford, fireworks season starts in late October and continues until early April. During this period, celebratory fireworks are set off every night.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They went straight to the alcohol aisle, had a brief discussion in broad London accents, grabbed as many bottles of beer, wine and other alcoholic drinks as they could carry, shouted at the staff, and off they went. Just in case anyone was wondering who was behind all the shoplifting in London.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was in the Sainsbury's near Blackfriars station when three middle -aged men entered. They smelled of urine, old sweat and stale tobacco smoke. One of them had Donald Trump's face tattooed on his neck and lower cheek.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if City were simply the worst offenders and the rot is deeper, affecting all the big clubs.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's see how many fans will be left next season, when they'll be playing against Kidderminster and Southend.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever players come back after a long-term injury & it seems as if their muscle mass has quadrupled, but also their hair is falling out. I bet it's just down to hard training in the gym and a protein-rich diet.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your main audience is US MAGA Twitter...
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh, Ernst August. The name rings a bell: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne...
telegraph.co.uk
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some people, music is just some background noise to drown off some other noise. The tonal equivalent of an air-freshener. I think this is the audience for AI music.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brexit wins???
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The people who vape on the train should also move to the Noisy Carriage.
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DepressedClown @lizardunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mandatory change of ownership, back to the National League, void the titles and let them rebuild from there. It's only a bit unfortunate their old Maine Road stadium was demolished.
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