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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I just use it for groups and for marketplace because my whole feed is crap like this.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Since I know you were all wondering this was my prize!

Highland Park public library tote bag with a Tropical Wonders coloring book and a 50 pack of crayola colored pencils.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Excuse me? Get this off my timeline. I mean I guess I did do this. Got married young (23) and have more kids than I can afford (1).

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Hi Lidl shoppers, you do not get to use all the little kid carts instead of using a basket *and* be annoyed at my kid who will not sit in the cart and wants to run around because pushing one of these carts that are intended for children would have distracted her from such mischief.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

So glad Highland Park library added this little step stool. Pretty sure this girl likes checking out books more than reading them.

Toddler standing on a step stool in front of a library check out computer.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

She ate ice cream in it! I'm just so impressed!

Photo of Mikie Sherrill and an MCDO intern in front of What's the Scoop ice cream in Metuchen.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Last night in Metuchen. Toddlers love public spaces!

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I keep seeing this meme but I'm pretty sure my great grandparents grew up in tenements with no heat in Gilded Age New York City and probably would have loved some fruit by the foot.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Summer is for block parties. Streets are for drawing with chalk.

A toddler in a colorful dress and denim bucket hat draws with chalk on a street.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Not to be wholesome on main but I got this cabinet on my town buy nothing group and for the last few days I've been putting different toys in it for Amelia to find in the morning and 🥰🥰🥰

Small pink and yellow double door cabinet painted like an apartment building.

Cabinet with doors open. It has four shelf and each shelf has small toys on it.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I keep highlighting passages on my kobo and then taking a picture of it and then sending them to my best church friends which I'm sure they definitely appreciate. It's like a screenshot but worse.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

This is who runs this account.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Meanwhile I'm in this spot and I'm like...is my child small?

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I have a real love hate relationship with the Little Feminist board books (mostly hate) and I'm seriously considering shading in Frida Kahlo's eyebrow with some marker.

Photo of the little Feminist Artists board book. Pages have an illustration of Frida Kahlo and the text reads "Frida Kahlo painted and showed that all girls are beautiful" (did she though?)

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Got this cabinet on the local buy nothing group yesterday so I'm excited to spend the rest of this hot day opening and closing the doors 500x.

Toddler in a pink shirt and blue shorts stands in front of a cabinet painted pink and yellow like a doll house.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Are these weird meme things that get recommended to me written by AI. This feels like some kind of crunchy mad libs.

A picture of a garden harvest with the words "She wanted less noise and more meaning, so she went home and planted tomatoes"

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

There was a time when I was cynical about these but I am only interested in shopping at grocery stores with carts like this.

Photo of a toddler in a shopping cart that is half green tractor

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

My dad thinks I should run for Congress and I'm thinking that the center point of my platform is going to be mailing all toddlers a pair of overalls starting when they're 18mo til they're 4 because overalls are the cutest.

Toddler in overalls and a blue striped shirt facing a bookshelf with toys on it.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I'm convinced this page is a weird anti feminist psy-op and these captions are just SO cringe.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I don't know if this is a fair trade but this focaccia came really pretty!

Rectangular loaf of focaccia on a wooden cutting board.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Extremely hard to believe that exactly two years ago these were my real nails and that I knit a whole baby blanket with them.

Hand with long purple nails, an amethyst ring on the pointer finger and claddagh and diamond solitaire on the ring finger.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

My girly has a closet full of pretty smocked dresses and it will be too cold for any of them at the Easter egg hunt so I stitched up the underarms and put the buttons on this cardigan (that I started knitting when she was in the hospital) for her to wear tomorrow.

Cream colored handknit toddler sweater on a gold French tablecloth

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Menu planning with a tiny helper. Do they make toy fountain pens?

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

You're cooler than me now. My best friend since high school sent me this pic of me in 2009. Not remotely cool. So much hair. So much angst. But very different than the angst I'm feeling now 😬😬

Brown haired teenager with thick bangs in a floral skirt and green tank top stands on a sidewalk holding a sock she is knitting.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Amelia knows about mannequins now and she does NOT like them.

Toddler in blue floral shorts and a pink shirt facing away from the camera and looking at a mannequin.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My friend added me to her BJs membership and it sucks so much compared to Costco but no one is there on a weekday afternoon so we can get all our wiggles out.

Toddler in a red and black dress running down the freezer aisle at BJs

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Ok friendos I hate to distract anyone from the news but what do you call this thing? In my mind it's a merry-go-round which is something totally separate from a carousel (which would have horses and stuff). People at toddler playgroup disagreed. Is this more weird NY/NJ quirkiness or am I wrong?

Photo of a playground structure that turns which I call a merry go round.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The world is good. Dreams do come true. I just got this for $1.50 at the thrift store.

Photo of the Fisher Price Little People parking garage on top of a parked car.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Highly recommend kneading some sandwich bread in these times as a means of dealing with frustration and because everything is stupid and expensive and these come out to less than a dollar a loaf even with organic flour.

Photo of two loaves of freshly baked sandwich bread on a cutting board.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Tfw you get all dressed up for story time and it's on hiatus til spring.

Toddler in a dress, leggings and gold boots pushing a toy shopping cart in a library.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

It occurred to me one day while Amelia was dragging this doll to the library that she was cold so I knit her a sweater.

Manhattan Toys Baby Stella doll with black pigtails in a hand knit striped cotton sweater.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Anyway, we're big fans of Rig n Gig pockets and I like them even more now.

Facebook post that reads "We are a Canadian Company. We love our neighbors to the South! But if you are a Trump Supporter please leave our store you are not welcome here."

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Good thing about having a child like this is that there's just not that much time for doomscrolling.

Toddler in a pink shirt and blue floral leggings stands in front of a kallax shelf unit with one foot on a round shape sorter and one on a wooden play tissue box. She is on tip toes.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I really need to get off Facebook.

Screenshot from Facebook from a reel. A woman wearing blue sits in the frame and above her is the text "I asked ChatGPT...if you were the devil how would you keep women from healing?"

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Things are stupid and getting more expensive done thing friends and I have done which is really cool is start a Frontier Coop buying club. We order every couple of months and the prices are good and you get a giant box for your toddler to play in. wholesale.frontiercoop.com/how-to-start...

Frontier Coop shipping box filled with packing peanuts

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Introducing the train set today. Have a little passenger train and freight train so we can teach Amelia about freight interference on Amtrak trains.

Photo of a plastic tote of wooden train pieces. Beside it are two small toy trains - a passenger train and a freight train.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Also like there has to be some way to stop this that isn't RFK Jr kookiness. Like, come on.

Screenshot from a ShopRite ad advertising a free Hawaiian Punch with the purchase of three cans of Chef Boyardee.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I've noticed online a switch in my suggested posts from unsafe canning recipes to what feels like pushing women out of the public sphere in a super aesthetic way which is really weird and gross.

Watercolor painting of a large farmhouse with the caption Oh, how she loved to be home.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Got this on the town buy nothing group with some toddler clothes. Is it a toy or modern art?

Hand holding an angular bright yellow plastic giraffe

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I have Oshkosh overalls and Laura Ashley dresses and rompers for Amelia that were mine in 1990 and they look fantastic and are nicer than anything you can buy now.

Toddler in red vintage overalls and a green onesie with brown hair standing in front of a library bookshelf faces away from the camera.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Not a perfect loaf of bread but I made a little no knead boule with my leftover yogurt whey after I strained it and it's definitely bread.

Small loaf of bread on a piece of parchment paper

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Studying for the LSW exam is deeply demoralizing.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Ah yes a QR code on every date just what everyone with a paper organizer wants. What the heck Filofax?

Photo of half a week page in a filofax personal organizer. Each day has a small QR code on it.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Oh no Amelia's doing the cooking discourse

Child in green pants and a pink sweatshirt with silver stars stands stands at a small wooden play kitchen

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Don't know where that And came from but here's a picture of the culprit.

Curled up orange cat sleeping on a couch surrounded by blankets.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Mine also not surprising. No, but yes.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

My weird new years resolution is to write down all the recipes that I cook frequently in my little recipe binder and it's a fun little project so far which will hopefully improve my once excellent handwriting. Can you tell my recipe book is from 1990?

Old recipe binder. Recipes is written in pink script And there is a cake with a single candle on the cover. The border is floral.

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Lizard @lizardtown.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Feeling very accomplished.

Completed lego poinsettia set on a patterned tablecloth

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