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Liz Lucas

@lizardlucas.bsky.social
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Software engineer in WNY. She/they. I block people that use generative AI "art". DMs are open but don't be weird.

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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A screenshot of the onion article with the title "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Chef Mike got fired lmao It's kind of impressive how quickly this has all seemed to happen. I didn't even realize they had gone into Bitcoin until I checked their website on a whim a couple days ago. Your brain on fascism I guess.
It's a cropped screenshot of the steak n shake website. Instead of their usual logo, which has a circle in the middle and straight wing type things on either side, it's gold and looks like circuitry. It says steak n shake in the middle and then around the circle it says "Bitcoin" and "Beef Tallow Fries" several times.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Haven't seen one of my cats in a while. She must have found a really good hiding spot, hope I find her soon
A photo of my bed. There is an extremely obvious cat-sized lump underneath the comforter.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It's those cheap kitchen timers for me. Except sometimes I hear them go off when I'm at a restaurant and it gets nice and fresh again
A stock photo of a cheap magnetic kitchen timer from Amazon. It has a big display and three buttons for the timer. They're really loud and are somehow ubiquitous in kitchens
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
squeezed it in before the first reset!
a screenshot of the Vamp Fatale fight in ffxiv showing the boss defeated. Our characters are posing in a line in front of the boss passed out on the floor.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The way she flattens out her entire body to get as much skin contact with the radiator as possible is so funny to me. Lil frog cat
A cat lying on a radiator, only her back legs are in a frog-like pose which allows for her entire belly to touch the radiator
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Same with my girl. 5 y/o and 8lbs at most. Forever babies
A tortoiseshell cat laying on a bed. She is stretched out in an odd position and half asleep
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It's been cold in my apartment so I've gotten a lot of extra cat time lately. There was absolutely nothing behind me for Hazel to be staring at in that photo.
A photo of two cats curled up next to each other on top of a bed comforter. The tortoiseshell is higher up than the black cat (because she's on my lap) A laptop screen can be seen off to the right. A photo of a tortoiseshell cat in the loaf position on a blanket. She is looking at something behind the camera
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Aaaand now she's asleep on the trackpad
Another photo of the tortoiseshell cat on my lap. She is now resting her entire head on the trackpad of my laptop
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
How did you know
A tortoiseshell cat on top of a comforter and curled up in my lap preventing me from reaching my laptop. The keyboard is visible on the other side of her.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Just went to check it and it made it
A screenshot of the Kickstarter page for Rigsby WI. It is showing $10,015 out of $13,000 pledged
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A photo of Brute Abominator from FFXIV slumped over in his arena. There are eight characters in front of him posing
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Yeah.......
A photo of a black cat laying on her side on a desk. She is on top of a mousepad that is barely visible. The mouse is next to it and you can see a monitor, keyboard, and wrist rest cropped on the side.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@hikazio.com MY TANK WAS AT YOUR BOOTH I THINK
A screenshot of discord with a photo of two stickers
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This stinky ninja used the edge of the mattress and consequentially my side as a springboard the other night during her 2am zoomies
A tortoiseshell cat crouched on a square platform on a staircase banister
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Can I offer you a hazel belly in these trying times
A tortoiseshell cat kinda on her back kinda on her side on a rug. She's looking at the camera. Her front paws are to the side and her bottom half is on her back, exposing super soft belly fur waiting to be petted
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Had to dig to find it, but in 2018 I took him to the same park and covered some of the same trail I did today. He was always down for a hike especially if it involved waterfalls.
A photo of the bridge at Letchworth park. My dad is looking out at the view with the camera behind him
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My dad would've been 70 today. Since the weather was so nice, I took a sick day and went down to Letchworth for the day. Knee decided 5 miles was enough, but it was so nice to get outside especially today. Fuck cancer.
A photo of a hiking trail lined with treesPhoto of Upper Falls at Letchworth. It's a huge gorge with a waterfall way in the distance. Above the waterfall, a train is going by on a bridgeAnother photo of the gorge, just looking down to the river A different waterfall up close. It's super wide.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Just crack open a can of chili and you're good. So easy
It's a can of Bush's Best beans. The label reads Chili Beans, Pinto Beans, Medium Chili Sauce
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Finally cleared m6s!! And of course my character always ends up in some ridiculous position in gpose 😭
It's the backdrop to the savage Sugar Riot fight in FFXIV - a group of 8 characters are posing with defeated Sugar Riot. My character, a male au ra monk, is somehow doing a thriller type pose mid air. Everyone else looks normal.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Cutee!! This was hazel yesterday haha so similar vibes
A selfie from snapchat. I am half in the frame, at an angle and slouched over. A tortoiseshell cat is on my back with one eye visible at a goofy angle. The caption reads: "My punishment for slouching"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Pulled up my work gitlab page for something and lol. Can you guess when I got back on medication (and got promoted, same month)
An activity chart/punch card graph from gitlab, showing sparse activity in 2024 and clear empty spots where I took PTO. January is a bit busier and then since February a lot more consistent activity.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Reposted with alt text
A cartoon by Adam Douglas Thomson. It depicts two people on a yacht, looking at it and holding wine glasses. 

The caption at the bottom says "...and can you believe it only cost a hundred and eighty people their Medicaid benefits?"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I have a photo for that one but would prefer to dm it. it's also, again, not an amazing photo lol. This is my extremely not ergonomic resting position when using my computer which is causing the upper part of my arm to ache and,
my arm with my hand resting on a mouse. the middle of my forearm is resting against the desk holding the weight of my arm
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
so fortunately/unfortunately the ibuprofen kicked in so most of the little pains are gone atm. but I can explain what I mean by palm up/etc - these are both with my elbow bent around 90 degrees. I live alone lol w/ no mirror so unfortunately not the best angles here. The upper arm pain -
it's my right arm. I'm wearing a ring on my right ring finger and you're seeing my forearm against the floor of my bedroom with my palm facing upit's my left arm. I'm wearing a watch and you're seeing my forearm against the floor of my bedroom with my palm rotated to be vertical. I don't know why I'm doing alt text on these.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Kibble prices are going to go way up
A tortoiseshell cat loafing on a blanket with an unamused expression
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Cleared EX4 and I thought my friends were done with screenshots so I started a dynamic emote and this is what one of them got. My poor guy tired after getting smacked around I guess. #ffxiv #ffxivwol
A group of various fantasy characters in ffxiv standing in a row against a castle-like background. On the far right is my character, a male Au Ra doubled over with his hands on his knees.A zoom in on just my character from the previous screenshot. Character is doubled over with his hands resting on his knees.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Okay the wikipedia photos are more SFW but wow
A chubby looking starfish (Choriaster granulatus) where each end is suspiciously flesh colored. Photo from Wikipedia, by Diego Delso
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I spent a lot of time getting this ✨ fancy chair ✨ in FFXIV and I guess this is my life now. It was night in game and I was too lazy to figure out gpose to make it look better but. Dungeon cleared, rare chair received.
A male au ra character in FFXIV is sitting on a very ornate purple and white throne. The character is wearing all except white sneakers, have their hands crossed, and one leg crossed over the other at the knee. The screenshot is a little blurry.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hazel hasn't been pretzeling (pretzelling? defying physics and the existence of bones?) as much lately but I did get a pretty good double snooze a few weeks ago
Two cats are sleeping in a bedroom - in the background, a tortoiseshell cat is laying on top of a radiator and has put as much of her body between the grooves as possible to capture all the warmth. In the foreground there is a black blob of a cat curled up on a white blanket on the bed
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I have nothing to offer but this photo of a weird pretzel I found. Hope you're able to get through the day okay :(
A tortoiseshell cat snoozing on a brown couch, who is curled up and has twisted her head so it's facing up. Her tail is pinned under her own legs.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hurt my arm over the weekend from the three hours I spent shoveling and breaking ice. Jammed my knee at tennis class on Monday, and stepped on glass yesterday morning. Fished out my knee brace and urgent care got the glass out this morning, but What A Week
A one panel comic from Tintin. The captain, looking exhausted, says "What a week, huh?" and Tintin replies "Captain, it's Wednesday"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Mine melts into it instead (I've checked, not hot enough to hurt)
A tortoiseshell cat laying on top of a radiator. One front leg and her chin are between the ridges, and her tail is hanging down slightly curved.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Yeah I remember my first time doing that raid
it's Ozma, as shown in FFXIV. A gray sphere that is light on the top and dark on the bottom, with a white border between the two halves and streaks of color throughout
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
People really just foaming at the mouth for an opportunity to deadname people huh. Lots of people to block in the comments and QRTs. 74 people, in my case. Allies please take note that deadnaming someone you don't like is not resisting. It's complying & making trans acceptance conditional.
A post from John W Dean @johnwdean.bsky.social with the text 
"H/t George Conway — it's perfect 🤣 from Olivia Julianna:" 

Then a screenshot of a tweet where Olivia Julianna has quote retweeted  "He just ordered the government to call you Bruce" 
to Caitlin Jenner's tweet "Congratulations Mr President. Thanks be to God! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I also have a blanket burrower
A photo of a bed with an extremely obvious lump underneath the comforter, where my cat has burrowed under the sheets
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Bye
It's an email from facebook, with the F logo in the top left corner. Body of the email reads: 

"Elizabeth,
 
Your account is scheduled for permanent deletion.
 
Facebook will start deleting your account in 30 days. After Feb 14, 2025, you won't be able to access the account or any of the content you added.
 
To cancel the deletion of your account and retrieve any of the content or information you have added, go to Facebook." 

and then has a button that says GO TO FACEBOOK
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I can't work in these conditions
A tortoiseshell cat is curled up on a blanket, with her chin resting on the mousepad of a laptop. There's a screensaver of some redwoods showing on the laptop
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I don't know why I bothered interacting, should have just blocked and moved on, but I was curious what response I'd get. Blocked after they reposted me, but this account never even followed me in the first place lol
A screenshot of a thread on bluesky. 

Original post, from Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.bsky.social: 
"This place used to be cool weird now it's just....Idek"

Reply from Stu | 2025 @therealstu.bsky.social
"Why is it weird?"

Reply from me, Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.app
"Too many resist follow farmers like you"

Reply from Stu | 2025 @therealstu.bsky.social
"Oh okay I'll unfollow you then, seems like you don't want that"A screenshot of my most recent notifications. My comment "Too many resist follow farmers like you" was liked and then reposted by "Stu"
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Speaking of fake egg, Just Egg works really well for latkes
A photo of a dinner plate with some broccoli and latkes which are covered in applesauce on it. One latke has been cut in half and the inside exposed for the camera. The latkes are very solid and not crumbling
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Bad lighting, but I made tofu hams for today!
Two pieces of tofu on a metal platter with some orange slices for garnish. The tofu is a dark brown color and was scored in a diamond pattern with cloves in each intersection.
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This just came up on my Google news feed 🙃
A photo of a drone at sunset, with the news article headline 'Can you shoot down drones in MA? What to know' by the Patch
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
On today's episode of "where's hazel"
It's a photo of a bed, with a comforter pulled up most of the way and a blanket off to the side. There is an extremely obvious, cat-shaped lump in the comforter
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Any time hazel shows her belly it deserves to be documented again
A tortoiseshell cat twisted around in a circle so she's half upside down with her belly exposed but her back half is on its side
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Did someone say tortie??
A tortoiseshell cat curled up belly up on a bed. She's snoozing
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Reposted with alt text.
Disagree strongly
"I don't think men or anybody has a right to say what a woman can or can't do with her own body"
- Taylor, 29, PA. Has a preference for Trump
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
It's the most wonderful time of the year (grape pie season)
A 4qt container full of concord grapes sitting on a counter
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
See a tort share a tort!
A tortoiseshell cat curled up on a box that says "SMALL" on the side. The cat is also small
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I got here just after hellthread was removed, if I'm remembering correctly
Celebrating 10M users
#139,792 (first 10%)
Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social 
Joined Jun 21, 2023
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Liz Lucas @lizardlucas.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Someone say cat pics? Here's a few of hazel in weird poses the other day
A tortoiseshell cat curled up on top of a blanket. She's loafing with her body facing away from the camera, except her neck is turned in a weird way so she is looking back at the camera in an incredibly uncomfortable looking positionThe same tortoiseshell cat on a blanket, except now her body is at an angle leaning left, with her head once again going in the opposite direction and facing to the right. her tail is curled up along the left side of her body.The same tortoiseshell cat on a blanket, who has now wedged herself between my legs that are under the blanket. She's stretched out lying down on her stomach, with her tail off at a weird angle
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