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Lizard Eyes

@lizardeyes.bsky.social
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Prophetic sphinx speaks only in riddles; the lizard sees all.

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Lizard Eyes @lizardeyes.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
I used to read tea leaves… now I read the poop scraps that sit in the curved esophagus of Your poorly functioning toilet.
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Lizard Eyes @lizardeyes.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Marry, kill, fuck: Elon Musk, the charred remains of his Starship rocket, and the most well-lubricated crevice in the HyperLoop (Hint: I already know what You’ll do!)
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Lizard Eyes @lizardeyes.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
another riddle from the sphinx on the road to Thebes: will you pop your own chin pimple again you animal?
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