cv @lixo.org · 28/09/2026"I read this is the best AI model", said the minarai, "and what will your grandchildren remember you by?", replied the shokunin. "I can't afford to have kids", said the minarai. "so why the fuck are you licking someone else's excel spreadsheet?", said the shokunin, and the minarai was enlightened. 050
cv @lixo.org · 18/09/2026Samio Altmodei's OpenA\ releases Clodex Fabra 6.1 Twitter nerds make a fly connectome that launches surface to air missiles every time it jerks off "I built a model that determines whether you should keep custody of your kids at 800k tok/s" A thursday evening in 2026 030
cv @lixo.org · 13/09/2026(which is not to say working at McD's isn't hard, but it is hard in a fundamentally _different_ way) 010
cv @lixo.org · 24/07/2026The financial violence episode is... No, it's not called the blood bank, that's their Patreon account, ffs 020
cv @lixo.org · 18/06/2026Insane normative determinism en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severin...en.wikipedia.orgSeverin Hacker - Wikipedia 030
cv @lixo.org · 17/06/2026First order of business: every TV Licensing van is now a technical. Swiss cheeses any households not subscribed to the Patreon 010
cv @lixo.org · 06/05/2026— emocionalmente exausto, queria ver uma coisa tranquila pra relaxar, tipo uma aventura idílica com personagens amáveis, sem ter que pensar ou sentir muito a não ser um contentamento genérico — tem esse desenho do Ghibli aqui que a gente nunca viu — bora, como chama? — num sei o que vaga-lumes 150
cv @lixo.org · 07/04/2026There is ONE correct $PROMPT variable, which is ": %n@%m %~ ; ". It allows itself to be copied and pasted safely while being ignored by the shell, so copying a whole line from one place to another is a simple triple-click, cmd-c (or ctrl-c, meta-c, whatever.) Thank you. 000
cv @lixo.org · 06/02/2026Começo de ano, inicia-se a tradicional XVIII Hora de Mutar Nomes de Todos os BBBs das Redes Sociais 010
cv @lixo.org · 31/01/2026"when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face" was right but took itself too seriously, we're watching nihilistic teenagers willingly try their hardest to speedrun the paperclipping 110
cv @lixo.org · 31/01/2026Some of this shit is running on data centres burning fossil fuels using repurposed jet engines and cooling taking fresh water from small towns 200
cv @lixo.org · 31/01/2026Normies being exposed for the first time to critical levels of lesswrongslop is so fucking funny, man 200
cv @lixo.org · 30/01/2026git add -f node_modules && git commit -am "becoming the world's most productive developer" && git push -f New Yorker puff piece, here I come! 140
Reposted by cvsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake 7669661814
cv @lixo.org · 21/01/2026"we do this not because it's easy, but because writing an acceptance test is easy, and Claude could go figure it out while I doomscroll" Software engineering in 2026 030
cv @lixo.org · 18/01/2026if the infosec department wants security theatre, I'm going for The Producers 000
Reposted by cvTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026There's been a lot of talk about ChatGPT-induced psychosis and yeah seems scary but I'm more freaked out how the human brain can be so easily rendered non-functional by a little positive reinforcement. Although I guess tons of kings, celebrities, other yes-men-surrounded people already proved this 181635231
cv @lixo.org · 07/01/2026I made a thing! github.com/cv/pi-ssh-re... lets you run pi locally but makes all filesystem operations remote. Useful when you want all your agent operations to happen in a container, or big box full of GPUs running in a cloud somewhere!github.comGitHub - cv/pi-ssh-remote: Pi extension that redirects all file operations and commands to a remote host via SSHPi extension that redirects all file operations and commands to a remote host via SSH - cv/pi-ssh-remote 021
Reposted by cvAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The world is rightly outraged by the illegality of Trump’s invasion of Venezuela. But an invasion motivated by converting the world’s largest oil reserves into CO₂ emissions is not just a crime against international law - it’s an unconscionable and sadistic assault against our entire planet. 13484157
