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@livwayne.bsky.social
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In da bungalow we all fam Big fan of coffee, big hater of fascism She/They Transphobes are not welcome

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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy one year since I used my bsky I still have a cat and a financially crippling addiction to kpop but I now have to wear more ergonomic shoes
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I want to see a directors cut of Sinners because I think there's more to see and I love it
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Tom just beat me at poker DURING PRIDE MONTH????
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The vets keep telling me LG is a well behaved young man but they don't see the truth (terrorist)
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I wanted to play a nice game of solitaire before bed and 1 statistical improbability and 15 UNWINNABLE HANDS later I can finally go to bed
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sigh
Days since meme
A scene from Futurama in which a ginger man named Fry is walking towards a billboard saying "0 days since my cat tried to eat a coat hanger" 

My cat tried to eat a coat hanger written in separate text in a different colour and font to show that it's edited
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'm gonna buy the book of girl interrupted
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I sometimes catch my cat staring at me like he's waiting for me to discover he's a skin walker I already know you creepy little man
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Wishing the girls talking shit about the large bags I was carrying because they thought I had both headphones in 100 plagues
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Reservoirs got a beach
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Good to know my letting agency will send an email at speed to increase our rent but take several weeks to fix a plughole
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Is there a mathematics or physics explanation as to why when I shake my salad, my cucumber realigns itself into a tube again?
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Jesus fuck when reform are more leftwing than labour we're all fucked
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Sinners should win every award at the 26 oscars btw
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
🎶why is there furry porn in the cat pics taaaaag🎶
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I couldn't get married BC when they say do you take ____ as your wife I'd be like oh gwan then if you're twisting me arm
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My sociopath of a cat tried to steal my RAW chicken that was DEFROSTING from on the counter
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Thinkin abt the kentagon
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@samrobertsv.bsky.social am I correct that Ayrton Senna 88 is the last 3 time consecutive winner in a single season in a McLaren?
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Doing some Mr V level race results digging this evening, get me infront of a green screen
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I need to stop playing neverwinter I'm having dreams I'm in quests
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Trapped in a car with a psychopath (my partner, eating salt and vinegar crisps)
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Just did the maths and it still stands (other than it's a 10 point gap between Russell and Norris)
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I think having a headache should be an Olympic event because it's the only thing I could ever get gold in
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Picking my elden ring character base on which is the hottest one
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Going to buy my partner a human sized hamster bottle I've decided
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Gonna trade my partner in for a Tesco meal deal
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I think I need to go to sleep
A very cropped screenshot of the Google search bar with the words "when do clock" written inside
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Listening to my partner on the radio ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Excuse me this is my emotional support crashy pos game thankyou very much
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Don't confuse me with the right wing trumpies looking over the JFK files because they want proof it was the left or biden I have an inexplicable autistic hyperfixation on JFK that I wish I could remove like a tumor but it has metastasised and now if I don't watch Oliver stones JFK I get withdrawals
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Going to treat myself for dinner and have stone cold day old spaghetti bolognese
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Twas infact a Hyundai If it doesn't race in F1 rn I don't know what car breed it is
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I haven't had the mental energy to change albums so I've gone through SKZ The Sound about 3 times in one sitting
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
They should make medication taste better if I have to take a pill for a brewing migraine it should taste like strawberries
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Spotify has played me caramelldansen twice in the last hour GIVE THE ALGORITHM GUY A RAISE
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Dumbass fucking cat trying to eat the oxygen pack from my beef jerky like BRUV
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Sensory issues are so embarrassing what do U mean I'm fighting for my life in an aldi
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Very happy that Star wars has continued to be on the nose political commentary
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just made the best scrambled eggs of my life and they're for the feckin cat
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm fighting with rice I've decided to walk away and leave it if it burns so be it
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Things we have discovered today -7 up can grow mold -i am going to kill my partner
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
GAME CRASHED I LOST MY NEW BEST FRIEND
A gif of a cat head, who's eyes have been photoshopped to look wet and sad, the cat image has been animated by making the cats head move back and forth as if shaking
Text on the bottom reads "no" in capital letters in a white font with a blackoutline
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When someone stronger than you in a game invites you to their party it feels exactly like this
Black and white drawing of a character popularly described as a "goober", staring upwards into the defacto lens of the drawing with glassy eyes, they have 4 fingers and a large head
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why do I seem to get all the DWP scam texts? It seems deeply unlikely that I have to "apply for winter heating" through a vintage fashion website Rather me than someone's nan I guess
Text message screenshot with the words
"DWP NOTICE: Applications for Winter Heating Allowance (WFA) 2024-2025 are closing soon.
This is a £300 Winter Heating Allowance (WFA) from the DWP ethics we are unable to pay you as you have not yet compared your application. The closing date for applications is 28 February 2025, so please complete your application using the link below to avoid missing out on this benefit."
The link connects to a vintage fashion website
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The fact conclave isn't up for directing or cinematography is criminal actually
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The they don't know meme, a black and white drawing of a party with a man standing in the background looking sad and 2 pairs of people dancing into the foreground

The top text reads "they don't know I'm listening to when I grow up by the pussy cat dolls on repeat"
The bottom text says "this is a costa we don't care"
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Had a dream I got bullied by the staff of a Toby carvery even my dreams are painfully northern
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Me mam's got body dysmorphia about her car She could look at a loading bay and say its too small IT'S A VAUXHALL
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Liv @livwayne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm reading a book from home in the Waterstones and expecting to be told off highschool really fucks with a mfer
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