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Potiphar (RP/Parody)

@liveinstyle.bsky.social
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Egyptian millionaire. Passionate about people and politics. 25y/o + MUN Parody/Role Play Account

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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Of course."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Hmm?" Potiphar said, knowing many of his guests weren't the types to be 'polite' to a serving slave without good reason. "Well, I wanted to say how much I appreciate your work this evening, and this harvest. Your suggestions over the last few months increased our yield most certainly."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
He raised an eyebrow. "Really? The guests can't seem to stop taking one whenever you offer them... You must be doing a better sell on it with them than with me!" he chortled.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"I wanted to try whatever it is you have on your tray, seeing as it's proving so popular with the guests!"
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
eye, and gave him the small nod to come over, smiling at him. @alandofmyown.bsky.social
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
young Yosef circled the courtyard with his tray of drinks, offering them with a warm open smile to the guests. They all took from him rather than the other attendants offering drinks and canapes. He was proud of the hard worker Yosef had grown into now three years into his service. He caught his +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Captain Potiphar's end of harvest celebration was going very well, if he said so himself. Looking around him, his guests seemed delighted by the assortment of food and drink provided. He quietly loved the feeling on evenings like this of being able to provide happiness for others. He watched as +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Potiphar looks over his shoulder and is content when he sees that the fiend is secured by his guards - and apparently pliable. It's not a far walk to his grand estate, and he waits for the guards by the entrance. 'Take him to the dungeons. Ensure he has no weapons on him...'
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
'Liar,' Potiphar said, fury boiling within him. The man was trying to shame him in front of the whole market. 'You will answer to the accusations in my court. Guards! Arrest him. And ensure this charlatan tradesman's goods are destroyed.' He turned and walked away, not needing to be involved now.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
'Pfft!' Potiphar exclaimed, indignant at the man's audacity. 'You insult the honour of my wife? You claim that she... When it is clear what you are! A hustler and a trickster!'
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Potiphar scoffed. 'My wife informs me that you gave this to her. As a 'love token'. Is this a common game of yours? To go round seducing Captain's wives?'
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Potiphar storms to face the man with long hair, slamming a pendant necklace onto the table. 'Is this your handiwork?' he says, face red with fury.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@thenazarene.bsky.social 'Where is the man called Yeshua? YESHUA!!' Potiphar bellowed in the middle of the market square, flanked on either side by two fearsome guards.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Potiphar scoffed. "When *you* pay for the food I eat, the clothes I wear and the bed I sleep in, then I will serve you. But as far as I am aware, it's currently the other way round. With comments like that, no wonder my guests last week called you a most arrogant and lazy worker."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Oh? Are you stood in the sun?” he asked haughtily. “How silly of me! You should come relax here in my chair, take a lovely long drink of wine, and I’ll attend to you, hold the frond to keep I’m you in the shade. How does that sound?”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Yes, my boy?” he asked, turning his head to look at the young slave holding a large frond to protect him from the midday sun.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Captain Potiphar was proud to claim @alandofmyown.bsky.social as his.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"Poor, poor Yosef," he said, with an affectionate pat on his shoulder.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"Ah. Well, take it easy. Don't want my star worker out of commission if we can avoid it!"
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Achey?" he said, face sharp with concern. "I hope that's not from working too hard..."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Everything alright, my boy?"
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"I'm proud of the man you've become. The boy who ran away, who spat his hatred at me... I knew he could grow into the man I see before me today."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
my grasp.”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
He nodded. “I would never ask the second of you, my boy. Know it is the first I offer. Security; stability; a knowledge that you are wanted. Under my roof, and by my side in our efforts of work. Carry that with you, as you dream of far off lands. You have a stable base beneath your feet, and in +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
With all my heart. With love."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
His heart swelled as Yosef's hands clenched his. The young man seemed to be trusting; believing that his word was his honour. The older man edged himself closer so that the two men were close together, their hands interconnected. "Receive it in the manner with which I intend it, my precious man. +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
heard him.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I've considered you more than 'slave'... More than 'servant'... 'Mine' yet so much more... More than anyone in my life. You are *Yosef*. Frightened yet fierce; bashful yet bold. Beautiful in your contradictions. Brave. Ready for what's to come." His eyes searched Yosef's handsome face: hoping he +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Potiphar reverberated with the honesty of Yosef's words. How they spoke so starkly to what had grown between them. Spoken with clarity, his entire face that Potiphar had watched grow into a man illuminated with truth. "You *are* far more than what was bought, sweet Yosef. These last few years, +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Potiphar needed him to know he was safe. That he would provide stability, kindness, *compassion* for as long as the young man needed. "What do you see, Yosef, when you look at me?"
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
however... scary they might feel. Stay with me. Be present." His eyes didn't leave the young man's. Not for a second. He meant every single word.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
He kept his other hand around the young man's palm and shook his head. "Yosef... This is no time for talk of work. I care not a jot for your service right now. You are growing... healing... Breathe. I sit here not as your 'master', but as the man by your side. Don't run away from emotions, +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
the match to bring it back to you, I will graciously receive your thanks, my boy."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
He smiled, the creases of his face gathering as he saw hope reignite in the young man. He took his thumb and softly traced it across Yosef's cheek, catching the warm tear before it splashed below his chin. "That's what I like to see. Fire in your belly. If I played even a small part in striking +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
He squeezed Yosef’s hand tighter. “He does believe. I know it.”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“A father who loved you as much as he does would never lose hope, Yosef. Hope is the only thing that keeps a man going forward… Every morning he wakes up wishing only for your health, happiness and reunification. He knows in his heart that you are out here, living your life. He has to believe.”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
rejected... No wonder you carry such a tempest of love and hurt in your heart. You must yearn for the love of your father after the cruelty of your brothers."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Potiphar wore no judgement. He carried none. He took Yosef's hands and clasped them in his own. "Jealousy is a wicked beast, my boy. You should carry no resentment of yourself for how you acted: you were only a boy. By the time you arrived in Egypt, still a child, you had been exalted and then +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
unravel it. You were born in Canaan and loved by your father... How did it get from that to your own brethren selling you to a caravan?"
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This was not a conversation for two men to have standing up. Potiphar gently slid his hand into Yosef's and encouraged him to sit on the edge of his bed with him. "Start at the beginning... When there's an accounting problem that I don't understand, going to the root is always the best way to +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"Yosef..." he said softly. "Speak to me."
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Not when you were insolent; not when it meant locking away my husband. Because I was standing by you, Yosef. And I always will. You have my promise. On Ra, and on my whole heart.”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
He almost gasped at the frailty of the man’s confession. How it blended and mixed with his innocent beauty. He reached up and cupped the man’s face in his palm. “You could never drive me away. I made a promise to you when I purchased you and called you ‘mine’ that I would never cast you aside. +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When Yosef did not answer, Potiphar let his fingers trace down the younger man’s forearm, stroking softly the metal cuff that hid away his own name on Yosef’s flesh. “You can speak freely. You can tell me anything.”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
When Potiphar was a younger man, he might have shied away from the nearness Yosef was feeling. But now he held his gaze, unfaltering. “What are you thinking, my Yosef?”
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
“But many men do die, Yosef. To live *is* a choice. And one I’m glad you have made close to me, by my side.” He let one of his hand’s edge out of holding Yosef’s palm, taking his finger and softly brushing a strand of his long chestnut hair that was hanging in front of his eyes to behind his ear.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
inspire me more than any man I’ve ever met, sweet boy.” His hands still clasping Yosef’s, he squeezed.
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
His eyes burned into those of the man he had now known for so long. “You are not weak. There is no shame. You have been resilient and strong, Yosef. After what your brothers did to you, most men would break, but here you are, standing still. Serving with fortitude and attention to detail. You +
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Potiphar (RP/Parody) @liveinstyle.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
He took certain strides towards the man, and took both his hands confidently in his. "Look at me, Yosef," he stated, not as the order of a master, but as the result of being the young man's friend. "Old men cannot be burdened by the troubles of the young. We are only inspired by your trials."
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