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KID QUOTES submitted from around the world! 🗣️🌎 Submit yours at livefromsnacktime.com

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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“Dogs have something called an invisible fence. Does it work on humans? I need to keep a few people away.” - Aven, 8 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“I’m tired of this. I want a bagel on the beach.” - Alessia, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“Every morning I wake up tired. Is that what being an adult is like?” - Nolan, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“Ugh Monday again?? We just had one the other day.” - Sophia, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
“Mom, when I grow up I’ll have to find my own life. But when I find my own life, will you go with me?” - Blake, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“Men shouldn’t have birthdays because they never grow up.” - Kyleigh, 10 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“My eyes are open, but my brain is still closed.” - Oaklyn, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
“Have a donut. It will make all of your allergies and tears go away.” - Grace, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
“My brother got in trouble for smoking marinara.” - anonymous, 8 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“They make so many big words when the small ones are just perfect.” - Lily, 8 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.” - Kinsley, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.” - Jack, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Smelling fresh ground coffee: “This smells like dead chocolate.” - Aria, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
“Sometimes I really wish I got 2 naps.” - Maeve, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“I want a five star meal for my birthday… like chicken nuggets.” - Tristan, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.” - Jude, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“I am so small and I am so tired.” - Charlie, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Butter makes me feel better and I like it.” - Perseus, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“I’m only doing it for an hour, but not a long hour.” - Esme, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
5. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN “I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.” - Presley, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
4. CONCLAVE: “I’m a Catholic so I know everything.” “Oh, is that your zodiac sign?” - anonymous, 10 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
3. DUNE: PART TWO “It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!” - Lily, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
2. THE SUBSTANCE: “I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.” - Claire, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#Oscars best picture nominees as kid quotes! 😂 1. WICKED: “Sometimes when my feelings are big I like to sing them.” - Gideon, 7 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
while in timeout: “I don’t know who I am anymore.” - Eli, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“I wish I could just go to a hotel for 15 days and not talk to anyone.” - Harris, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“You’re in your forties? I’m in my firsties.” - Mads, 8 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
leans in and smells coffee: “…smells like grown-ups.” - Sawyer, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“I have an idea. Let’s tape everyone’s mouths so they can’t say anything.” - anonymous, 7 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“I thought i needed a hug but I really needed pancakes.” - anonymous, 7 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“If they want me to come to their party, they have to let me eat all the cake.” - Jack, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“You know what I do when I’m worried? I just smell a fresh candle and it makes my brain turn around to the right spot.” 🕯️ - Everly, 8 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“All I want for Valentine’s Day is a refrigerator full of snacks.” - Vivi, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“You are my favorite potato.” 🥔💞 - Anneke, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“I really don’t want a husband but I would like the help around the house.” - anonymous, 7 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“Mac n’ cheese is just short spaghetti in disguise.” - Tristan, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“If you have anything you need to say to me, put it in an email.” - Hunter, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“I am not ready for Monday, can we have another Sunday?” - Piper, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“I had a snaccident. Too many snacks by accident.” - anonymous, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“I’ve been known to get pretty aggressive when chips are involved.” - Daphne, 6 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“I’m not really a football guy. I’m more of a snack guy.” - John, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Mom, can you buy me a soccer outfit? I don’t want to play, I just think I would look SO CUTE in the outfit.” - Alyssa, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“I’m a little out of batteries, but still working a lot” - Ophelia, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“You only get off weekends?! That’s so sad and boring!” - Will, 5 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“Can you wrap me up like a little burrito and carry me?” - anonymous, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“I need to be a grown up so I can be in charge and drink coffee.” - Wes, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“You know when you do a good job at school and they give you a thumbs up? I don’t want a thumbs up. I just want chips.” - Logan, 10 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“You sure don't make my life very easy by telling me what to do all the time.” - Max, 4 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
“I know it’s awake time, but I really don’t want it to be.” - Hudson, 3 years old
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Live From Snack Time! @livefromsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“May there always be pizza in your heart and puppies in your soul. Namaste.” - Graham, 8 years old
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