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Litvir Kaldynik

@litvir.bsky.social
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Deranged psionic psychopath learning to be a half-decent person. Writer, drawer and hater of the apostrophe.

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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh thank you. Guess I will eat something else.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh the stress is actually hurting me. Heart, slow down a little, please?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"Good writing". Idiots like me can write any old nonsense. A good writer, someone who entices you to read on, is someone for whom writing is more difficult.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Once again, I ask, will these kill me, or shall I fetch the butter?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Aw, alright. I shall just admire them from a safe distance then.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I like them! Can I eat them?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"And that is why the Ones Above ignore you. Even with basic technology, even with all the knowledge of an entire planet at your fingertips, you still hate each other, and you use your guns and phones as weapons, nothing more. And so you will remain, until you truly see our Unity and become worthy."
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Stab more Imperials. They are the bad guys after all.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
May I guess, are the roots of this word "φιλώ" and "καλός", meaning "love" and "good"?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Not sure if I am just stressed or if that stress is actually legitimately killing me right now.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Good WEEK? He has been laughing for a while.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I really should stop sitting in the dark posting nonsense.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You are not an idiot. Many companies hide who they are owned by. You found an alternative and made amends, that is good.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I would not say that my writing is comedic either. It is a mess. At one point, I had two concurrent storylines, one a wedding between a somewhat normal guy and a mimic, another featuring a gladiator unwittingly fighting to save their boyfriend.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I cannot say the same about my Animal Crossing village...
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Also try calling them. Emails can be deleted. Phone calls are harder to ignore.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh, I have been writing this nonsense for years now, I have no idea what genre it is, aside from "stupid".
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Too late, I fell into the void of those dice. Help?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Please repeat this to my friend. He will not listen to me when I say this exact same thing to him.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Clearly you need a picture of your cat alongside a copy or draft of your book for maximum marketing!
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
One of the characters getting married is a telepath so yes, it will be a tad unexpected.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Fishing in video games is always better than fishing in real life.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
At some point I will start writing about a heist to steal a space ship that has been wrongly impounded, and a second heist to rescue an ancient deity trapped inside a coma. But I have a fictional wedding to plan first.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
But I AM creating, constantly, and it is mediocre at best. Are you suggesting instead that I look at other people's work and tear it apart (metaphorically) in order to work out how to better my own work?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Nice. Meanwhile I am still looking for my damn shiny Wooloo in Pokemon GO. I just want the cute black sheep, damn it.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Just like the book itself, you make the review then edit it until it works, I guess.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Honestly? Fair. Typing silliness on this app does not help much either.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ourcraft.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
... Hourly comics? That is insane! Do not be harsh on yourself, a comic every hour is an insane commitment.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I am pretty sure I am no one's favourite author, but that has not stopped me writing yet.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
People made fun games using Actionscript and Macromedia/Adobe Flash. Things could be worse?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I always regret rushing through a book like that. You cannot get that feeling back when it ends.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There are worse things to have as your wife, I guess.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Why blur the fingers out? Stop blocking out obscenities directed at those who deserve said obscenities.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Can we compromise and have every video game be Team Fortress 2? Similar levels of zaniness.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sitting down is the best hobby.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I hope next week is better for you.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It pains me that I will never know the lyrics to some video game tracks. Sure, "Song of the Dragonborn" has translated lyrics, but "Watch the Skies" does not. I want to sing along, damn it.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I have not done enough this week but oh well.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You have made me realize that I have zero pyramids in my fantasy writing.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I pre-ordered Borderlands 3 on the Epic Game Store. I regret it. I also never finished it and went back to Borderlands 2.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I hope all the nice libraries can stay afloat.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Depending on the game (and publisher), it might have had massive bug fixes, or it received community patches, or, like the Crew, might not exist any more!
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Was it only two weeks ago?
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh they definitely exist and people do talk about them. Just not in a good way. But saying that any developer who manages to publish any game is not lazy is a bit extreme too, do you not think? By that logic, shovelware producers are not lazy either.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Eh, fair enough. There are definitely plenty of games where, despite being not very good, the developers did their best. But there are definitely games that barely count as games, just a handful of Unreal Engine default assets, and are just there to launder money through Steam too.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
That is why I always recommend Minecraft. The person who builds houses on creative mode is just as valid and is havig just as much fun as the person who fights the ender dragon. The java edition though. Bedrock edition is a bit... ugh...
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It is not a case of "outrage merchants". Some 'games' are just soulless and made with cuts at every corner, rather than putting the effort in to make something people will enjoy.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The world is probably more ready than you realize.
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Litvir Kaldynik @litvir.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I have 4.9k hours in Warframe (on Steam, at least). That is not a problem, is it?
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