Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerBut Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 23/03/2026people, I am tired of repeating myself. re-file skulls when you're done with them. that means back in the skull filing cabinet. not on the cabinet, not near the cabinet, in the cabinet. we have a skull filing cabinet for a reason 2814126
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026it's cool when a legal thing happens because lawyers will quote a transcript with HOLY SHIT THE JUDGE BODIED HIM and the transcript will be like "there appear to be irregularities in counsel's filing" 291912263
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025And weird facts probably about weird birds. 140
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The Office episode “Scott’s Tots” was the cringiest thing I’ve sat through watching… until I heard the texts between Karen Read and Brian Higgins.media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress says awkward in front of a grammy trophyALT: a woman in a black dress says awkward in front of a grammy trophy 130
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 30/04/2025About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊 020
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Prosecutor in Karen Read reminded me today exactly why I hated litigation. The attorneys that just are rude and difficult for funsies are the worst. 1130
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025One thing about me is I will always stop and watch this clip with sound on when it comes across my feed. 020
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025God I’m such a nerd. Watching coverage of the Idaho murders motions and loving it, while doing my lawyer job. I like this judge very much. *Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments. 000
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2025But Your Honor, they set a Teams meeting with 10 minutes’ notice then didn’t even join it. 040
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 07/04/2025But Your Honor, they Microsoft Teams messaged me with “Hello” and nothing else first thing on a Monday morning. 181
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Trigger warning on weight loss for some: I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺 330
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Just nabbed tickets to see Hamilton for the first time with my best friend’s little sister who is basically my little sister and y’all I am 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 160
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2025It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve once again hit the level of delusion that makes me believe I should start posting on TikTok and updating my public instagram. 020
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country. 32794111421
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerPapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 10/03/2025 1030734
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Feelin fugly then someone compliments my eyeballsmedia.tenor.coma man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirtALT: a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt 140
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Crème brûlée churro and coffee. Breakfast of champions. 0120
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I would do a lot of things for good French onion soup 130
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Maybe not the funniest ever, but I lose it every time Gordon Ramsay calls someone a donut. 050
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2025It is my Annual 1997 Oscars Grievance Day, on which I voice my grievance that LA Confidential lost the Best Picture award to Titanic in 1997. 2110
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Babe come quick a new mental health coping mechanism just dropped 040
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head theonion.com... 999926755
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Ukraine really does have something in addition to rare earths that the United States wants — a good president. 423245
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Let’s see what new fresh hell happened OH FUCKING HELL 020
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 27/02/2025WHO DID THIS THEY DESERVE A PARADEyoutu.beKendrick Lamar - Not Like Us but in LEGOYouTube video by BrickSchtick 020
Reposted by Lil Miss LawyerDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/02/2025shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps 1194666474
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Found out there’s a place in California where the mayor is a golden retriever and why aren’t all politics like this???? Yes I would please love a pug president, sirs and madams. 2111
Lil Miss Lawyer @littlemisslaw.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Sure the country is falling apart, but today my boss said my rude work enemy can suck it and in that one glorious momentmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character from kung fu panda says `` finally , inner peace . ''ALT: a cartoon character from kung fu panda says `` finally , inner peace . '' 030
