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T Royale

@literallynice.bsky.social
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think more of my friends should invite me to their work conferences so they can breed me after a long day of networking 🙂‍↕️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been known to get bored at work
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Throw back to when I was skinny but the ass wasn’t fat so I had to pretend like I was more of a top 😪 dark times 🧛‍♂️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Face of a boy who did not get bred birthday weekend 😔
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The birthday/bachelor bash beer bloat is breal
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Delightfully crisp today, much like an apple or a perfectly toasted croissant. Have you ever made a PB’n’J croissant and then toasted it? Effervescent. A true American luxury that would probably piss off a Parisian, but I’ve seen what they have done to the humble taco. Girl that is a burrito paninis
Shirtless Asian guy wearing black izod underwear and blue gym shorts in a green wood. Author’s note: when read, paninis is to be to pronounced like penis
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Who needs a man to leave marks on you when just sitting regular style will imprint Pants on your skin like a movable type printing press largely attributed to inventor Johannes Gutenberg in Strausbourg 1440 before being commercialized in Mainz Germany, though in China printing presses were already f
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My butt card got declined at the spank bank today I said please my hole will go hungry and they said I needed proof of incum first… it’s rough out there…
It’s just a slightly hair butt the photo isn’t even taken at a bank I’m at home the story is completely unrelated. Fiction. It was made up by a writer
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bear invasion weekend photo dump bc the tumblr boys seemed to like these a lot 🤭
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Must we cuddle right now darling…
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not sunburnt, sun-kissed with tongue
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bonus pic ft. Them gotdamn grippers
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Gotta do the cookin’ by the book
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Picture of Eminem throwing a blurry rat at the reader that is captioned “Enjoy Prison Debra”. It is unclear how this relates to the user’s moral philosophy. But know that it totally does.
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Bible (Religious Version)
Screenshot of a release of dearly beloved by Yoko Shimomura from the kingdom hearts series titled Dearly Beloved (Emotional Version)
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you make me go into the office and you’re not even there yourself I’m taking ass pics in the bathroom AT MINIMUM
Picture of a man’s butt in an sickeningly boring corporate-chic graige bathroom
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It seems I’ve lost the keys to my drive this lazy Sunday morning, can someone else put their key in my ignition and rev my engine for me?
This picture features a suggestive pose highlighting the user’s rear end and startlingly inaccurate view of how cars and car keys work
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I should play sekiro again
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s like a fidget toy for horny dads 🍑✨
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You’re either watching birds with me, or watching birds against me… or mayhaps some other third thing 🤔❓
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Mayhaps the AYCE hotpot place was redundant, since I got all the meat he could eat right here 👹
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you see this post, do it🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’ 7.25", 1,70815m Shoe: 41 EU, 8 US, 7.5 UK Zodiac: Virgo Smoke: Nop Tattoos: 5 Piercings: None Favourite drink: Mojito
Gaysian guy wearing shirt that says Dad on it but not in like a sexy way but like the label of someone who is a fatherGaysian guy holding a beautiful little tabby cat who is struggling for her life but also purring and very happy loves her papa very muchlyGaysian guy in a fish patterned shirt in a karaoke room holding up his phone to show a knock-off big text app to flash the words “Cunty Roads” on the screenGaysian guy wearing a love is love gay elephant tshirt with a plastic bead necklace in the backrooms of a hippie EDM concert he was selling tickets for
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bf asked me for a pic of me in the thong he got me and I’m like babe I swear I’m wearing it
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me waiting for my husband to come home from not existing 😩 damn Verizon outage…
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
See a butt, post a butt
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My annual whore’o scope said this was going to be a year of great growth and I was like oh my gainer ex is gonna LOVE this 🤣
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Travesty that it’s so difficult to get this pussy wrecked on the reg… the economy is in shambles…
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Practicing some under desk techniques and maneuvers for my bf while I’m on furlough this holiday season 🧎‍♂️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It’s important to get stretched more as you get older 🙂‍↕️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Put it in me couch
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
One of those mornings where I wake up wanting to use someone’s face and hole the way I usually like someone using my face and hole 😮‍💨
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Does a bitch who’s never been skinny still experience twink death? Much 2 think about…
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Resippy for bedtime is warm milk, a medium boring YouTube video, and a hot load in my hole… and brother my microwave is already set to 45 seconds 😏
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I have since learned that this is not the correct way to sit on a computer chair❗️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Gays be like “is this a Halloween costume”
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Is it cool if I sit here? ☺️
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
*rusty hinge and porcelain breaking sounds*
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Is there an audience for this
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T Royale @literallynice.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I can be wet OR dry but not both at the same time. Yet. Is this ok for a first post
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