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Literal Insect

@literallyinsectoid.bsky.social
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Wicked freak. Certified Creepy Crawlie. Auteur of some sort. "I’m da chef I do the cookthing..!" /🔞Not safe for your grandma🔞/ Seriously, it gets weird. /

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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 17h
Do You Mind If Me And My Cohort Of Invisible Monsters Loom Dreadfully Past The Periphery Of Your Vision , Snatching People Away Only For You To Forget Their Names And Eventually Their Existences ? As If They Never Were At All ?? okay ??
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 20h
fucked up scribble thing i did sometime last night in exhaustion-induced delirium. i call it "guy who killed and ate my parents." you cant tell but i used the fucking fireblu texture from doom for the brushform
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hababa
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
robot girls (clunky and loud..) ……. smiles widely.. :)
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or soon to be part of one. Painfully.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You better start believing in songs screamed silently by minds so unfathomably ancient… you’re in one..!
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
robotgirl breathplay (she runs off gasoline and you're in an enclosed space with her)
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
replace the engine with the clunkiest, loudest, HEAVIEST piece of shit on hand and change the chassis to fit. trust me this is meta I call it the “rock of ages in real life” strategy
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FUCKING FINALLY jesus christ here i thought it was an internet issue. i should've really looked it up last night.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK OK OK i restarted my browser HOPEFULLY it posts this time. glados doodle i did at like 5 am last night.... shes been on my mind.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh my god STILL???
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok yeah i guess that shitty glados shitpost doodle has to wait until tomorrow i guess. eviscerate all ISPs.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shit internet keeps making my images just pure black FUCK god damn it
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ah hell i got muffet on my mind again. hooughhh…. 😵‍💫
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU ARE 8 INCHES INTO YOUR SMOKING HOT ALIEN GF WHILE “THE CYCLE” IS ;$&%5:1?/ INCHES INTO YOU. ARE YOU GOING FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS??
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10/10 Alien baddie but her species’ architecture on Earth is suspiciously shaped like the “natural” formations of mysterious sci-fi unobtanium on her home-planet. Would you still crack?
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is trues I think..
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the “evil penis” arms race. people keep trying to draw dicks spikier and and scarier and more monstrous. inevitably this will lead to them gaining sentience i think, which is a funny drawing idea.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wanted to draw today but I got the most diabolical headache ever fuuuuhhhhhhh
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there are equipment slots not meant for mortals to use
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh my god i only just now learned about globular springtails. Holy fuck. Default Bug.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GET OFF THE BOAT, YOU HAVE A TRAGEDY TO WATCH UNFOLD!!
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
affixing a dildo to my rifle as though it were a bayonet, talk about “staying strapped”
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
having to violently pry my friend away from the optional roguelike mode of a game we recommended to them. st-stop it. you still have the actual story to do. hey quit biting me you have to do the next story segment. ow.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
squadilah! say do you remember
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s true. That’s 100% true. She’d ruin her libido forever. You’re so right.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i reject the "ooughhh siren sweater mommyyy" narrative. to me she is a motel-hopping cougar who steals peoples money during one-night stands. she'll probably get bored of it and start an onlyfans where she gorges on crappy diner food on camera. what a woman. #tboi #thebindingofisaac #thesiren
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
alchemist in fantasy rpg setting accidentally ascends to godhood after inventing an anti-bacterial solution and finding out that each one has the same exp yield as a regular slime.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
superintelligent AM-wannabe robot girl and her gf who she surgically turned into a living gimpsuit (indestructible) so she could nuke her as foreplay
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kicked so hard it deals damage to my karma and i have to go through 30000 cycles of reincarnation as a parasitic worm to go up to “housefly” tier.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mischievous sub characters deserve to be eternally entombed in latex bro. putting the “imp” in “gimp.” despite what you think this is more of a “training with weights on” thing than a “power inhibitor” thing
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cartesian theatre gregnancy
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
parasitic harpies scraping at the exposed skin of a decaying superstructure, spiraling serrated lower beaks like the tooth-whorls of the genus helicoprion. a macabre sight.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the harrowing of hell was lowk jesus recovering lost content … if you think about it.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
not my responsibility at the end of the day anyways, ahahaha..
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe I’m a bad person for not intervening whenever I see it coming. But at the same time nahhhh I doubt they’d listen until It Happens. Learning experience. nobody’s really free from it all.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it’s genuinely funny when shit like this happens though. sometimes you can see it coming a mile away and all you can do is hear the fuckass “this man is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet OHOHO *AUGH*” voice as the clock races towards midnight.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
like i’m instantly brought back to January when everyone was drawing REM from Deadlock with a magnum dong up until his voice got revealed and everyone went “I SWEAR I didn’t know he was a child!!” really? the 3ft gremlin in his pajamas bringing a pillow to a gun fight. what took you so long.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
probably my most toxic trait as of late is that whenever i see someone take down an art post due to some controversy regarding its content, i immediately think of the chances of them having jumped the shark on something in the past and ended up incriminating themselves.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
your penis is so frutiger aero bro
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
she’s casually cracked the nuclear codes of every country, and just has them lying there on her desk printed out while she utterly jackhammers her robo-schlong and paints the far side of the room with synthspunk. there’s a dreadful comedy to it. someone like that holding such existential weight.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
unironically calling herself "plapbait"("clankbait?") and shit. smug about it too, gloating that she's cast off the chains of purpose and isn't limited by any biological needs so she can just whack off nonstop. bonus points if she's somehow overpowered despite calling herself a "handfucking loser"
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok actually i have to say it with my full chest that the concept of an actual gooner robot girl (no exaggeration, i mean she's genuinely devoted to jerking off) who deleted most of her factory default data and replaced it with porn genuinely makes me diamonds. need more of that.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don't think i've posted this to bsky. i dunno, "turbo-gooner robot" is a funny mental image to me and also a likely outcome of what actual sentient machine intellects would end up being like. (also its kind of hot but don't say i said that)
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this also applies to robots.. at least pseudo-dopamine "fitness" focused machine learning programs, ahaha.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
girl getting bossed around by her imp familiar because it has a ludicrously high thieving stat and can easily banish her to Inventory Time should it desire ..lol .
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
inventory shenanigans are Good I think.. there should be stuff about it….
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’re looking real smug for someone within “press e to add to inventory” range.
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Literal Insect @literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah yeah FUCK MIN-MIN explode her with hammers
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