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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 5h
So basically *taps the sign*
The famous Average Familiarity comic from XKCD
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 6h
I'm always saying this!
An anime man and woman stand next to each other. The man says, "There's an old saying. 'Eel smoke attracts customers.'"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 16h
Thanks to universal healthcare, in Japan, you can afford to CT scan your sushi!
A piece of sushi on a CT scanner in an anime
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 19h
Yo, is this the first hentai Anime News Network has given the lil trophy to? 👀
A screenshot showing the little trophy icon next to I'm Dating a Dark Summoner on the ANN Fall 2026 Anime Preview Guide
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/10/2026
When you accidentally remember you're gay for girls:
A blonde elf girl looks to the side, blushing and shocked, at the huge tits the demon looking girl has.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/10/2026
Hey Kamen Rider fans! Did you know you might be able to watch Kamen Rider AGITO: PROJECT G4 legally FOR FREE?!? Alongside other amazing films from Japan? Seriously, more people need to know about JFF Theater! news.jff.jpf.go.jp/mail/u/m?p=Q...
🎬 “Kamen Rider AGITO: PROJECT G4” (2001) [Region-Limited]
Director: TASAKI Ryuta
Cast: KASHU Toshiki, KANAME Jun
Genre: Action, Drama
 

The G4 System had been sealed away due to the risk it posed to the wearer’s life. However, Fukami (OZAWA Maju) of the military group GA stole the G4 blueprints and managed to complete the special reinforced armor suit. Furthermore, Fukami kidnaps Mana (AKIYAMA Rina) in order to incorporate her psychic powers into the G4. TSUGAMI (KASHU Toshiki)—Kamen Rider Agito—and HIKAWA (KANAME Jun)—Kamen Rider G3-X—set out for the G4 research facility to rescue Mana.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 27/09/2026
The NC-17 Bunny and the Restricted Admittance Cougar are dating and they make out sloppy style
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 26/09/2026
Hotdogs anyone? I boiled them in grape Faygo uwu
A small tupperware container with hotdogs that are so deeply purple and shiny they almost look black.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 23/09/2026
Unionize the Beybladers! Join your local BWW today! We started a club system locally and I needed a fun idea for a team name. And well, union strong, right? ;3
A logo for the Beyblade Workers of the World, made to look like the iconic IWW logo. It has deed reds and blacks and features a combination of a beyblade burst icon and the new beyblade x logo
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 22/09/2026
FUCK! I can't pull electric drill from my power tools booster packs! It's been months now. Guess I gotta buy from a scalper now :(

I've been flipping for the last 10 years and can tell you, this is the end of Pokemon.
When Nike started releasing too many Jordans, everyone stopped wearing them.
During covid, when Walmart started selling too many inflatable pools... everyone
stopped going there. When Rae Dunn pottery became overprinted, all the white
women stopped buying. Over printing is the sign of a failing business, and Pokemon
is on its last legs. As for me, I'm going to try and return all this inventory. It's useless
and no one is buying. Plan on shifting to reselling power tools next. Extremely
untapped market and builders have infinite money.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 22/09/2026
Me Flirting:
A big burly delinquent in a blue school uniform who looks to be missing a tooth says, "How about it? You wanna be my bitch?"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 12/09/2026
What is Smoking Behind The Supermarket With You about? Me:
An extremely anguished man, drawn with tons of hash lines, screams: They're in love without knowing who the other is!"

The scene is from the Legend of Basara anime.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 11/09/2026
Chainsmoker Cat, crying and throwing a fit, presumably over the cigs being fake.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 08/09/2026
Crap, how am I gonna get it out of my VHS tape?!?
A grainy sceenshot from D4 Princess on VHS with a lil star pointing out a "Lost Child!"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 07/09/2026
chainsmoker cat with a speech bubble pointing down at the quoted post
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/09/2026
Trans women the moment they walk into Ikea:
A girl blushing with hearts coming off her holds a shark plush that looks like a Blahaj. The subtitles read, "How could I possibly not impulse buy something this adorable?!"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/09/2026
When you try to get shonen die-hards to watch anything else:
A scene from Legend of Basara where the subtitles read, "Damn those Shoujo..."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 26/08/2026
The Wrong Home Alone 2 Actor Died as text over the scene from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 17/08/2026
A famous tweet that says, "i hate cigs" now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it? but edited to be made by Yani Neko
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/08/2026
Been poking my head back into Pokemon TCG stuff. As a circus and clown enjoyer, I absolutely gotta find a deck this can actually work with. I do honestly have an idea but I have a feeling it will not be able to keep up remotely with the meta. Still... The temptation is strong...
Harlequin Pokemon Card, shows a clown juggling pokeballs.

"Each player shuffles their hand into their deck. Then, flip a coin. If heads, you draw 5 cards, and your opponent draws 3 cards. If tails, you draw 3 cards and your opponent draws 5 cards."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 05/08/2026
I think the guy who runs the ferry has a crush on some girl?!? Said something about her leaving on a trip on the 12th. Gotta remember to stop in then.
Three young boys sit in front of a ramshackle house. One kid says to the other, "Oh yeah, the grown-ups say it's 'dilapidated.'"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 04/08/2026
I ended up dreaming of jellyfish... Seems fitting after all the swimming of the day.
A PS2 era ocean scape with several jelly fish floating through
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 04/08/2026
I did a lot more fishing and bug catching today! Through my exploration, I found the local little graveyard. It was quiet, but pretty. I also learned you can go swimming in the ocean?!? I found a cool bottlecap of some kind at the bottom!
A young boy looks at a small traditional Japanese graveyard
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 03/08/2026
I met Yasuko on a ferry to my lil summer getaway. She's a bit older than me, but stopped by to invite me over to visit. On the way to her place, I got a fishing rod! Caught a few random lil fishies, and caught a bunch of new bugs! I also met her younger sister, who thinks boys are gross. Rude!
Yasuko says to the little boy who is my player character, "For what it's worth, this place is a bit depressing for kids."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 01/08/2026
Gotta say, the views at night are lovely! My cousins gave me a bug catching kit, and I was able to catch a couple flying friends before bed time!
A young boy stands on a small doc by the water,  insects fluttering by, all in a ploygonal PS2 artstyle.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 01/08/2026
My first day wasn't too eventful. The controls were a little awkward to get used to at first, but I was able to get around the house some and explore a bit outside of the place my Aunt and Uncle have that I'm staying at while my Mom gives birth.
A diary that looks like it has been drawn on in crayon, showing a young boy. Text reads, "I finally made it to my uncle's beach house! The big summery sun shined down the whole way to Fumi. Listening close from my bed at night, I can hear the sound of waves."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 01/08/2026
Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch.
The VHS cover image for Big Money Hustlas, the first movie Insane Clown Posse ever made.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 29/07/2026
If you aren't watching Candy Caries, you're missing out on some incredibly stylistic animation (and a lot of fun!) From the same director who made Pui Pui Molcar, so ya know it's good~
A sugary shiny looking personification of a tooth cavity that looks like a cute devil girl holds her green haired "mom" who is a little kid with an obviously swollen cheek.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 28/07/2026
PHRASING!
A young anime girl with red hair holds a dodge ball in both hands. She says, "My Dad's balls are way better than yours."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 23/07/2026
I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals. No, I didn't mean throwing away the animal the moment it wasn't as much fun anymore! You were supposed to treat BOTH of us well. Goddamn it! >:C
“Life of a meme” comic by @alexkrokus

Panel 1: someone puts a Jimothy on their head and everyone laughs.

Panel 2: everyone wears a Jimothy as a fun meme

Panel 3: a brand shows up wearing a Jimothy, and people wearing them are unhappy

Panel 4: three brands are wearing Jimothys and laughing, while everyone else throws theirs away
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 19/07/2026
Me flirting:
An extremely pissed off chibi Japanese doll with traditional dress says, "Do you want me to stick my hand up your ass and make your back teeth rattle?!"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 19/07/2026
Whomst amongst us hast not reacted this way upon seeing a wall butt?
A man, furiously humping at a wall while he seems to glow magically, says "Humphumphumphump! Wall-butt!"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 18/07/2026
As a catgirl, people are always saying this to me
A cat girl has her round ass in jeans facing the screen. The subtitles read, "Lift it up more!"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 16/07/2026
Flirting Tip: This line works 100% of the time on all hotties.
A small girl who is clearly wearing a weird costume to look like another girl, pulls a man by his tie. She says, "Your teeth look really nice up close."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 08/07/2026
Got some fancy new beyblades in the mail today~
The beyblades Shinobi Cutter and Rampart Aegist sitting side by side on some beige carpet.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 08/07/2026
The producer of Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You smokes the same brand of cigarettes as a certain famous Chainsmoker Cat...
A tweet from someone who asked if the producer of Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You smoked that shows they were handed a pack of Mevius Cigarettes A screenshot of Chainsmoker Cat showing that she is purchasing Mevius cigarettes.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 06/07/2026
From 1991 to 2026... A sequel 35 years in the making! Welcome back Dodge Danpei! Long live Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko!
A basic cover image for the anime Honoo no Toukyuuji: Dodge Danpei A basic cover image for Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 30/06/2026
Who else up beating their wheat?
An anime screenshot showing several women helping with the wheat harvest, beating on wheat stalks with what looks like oddly long nunchucks.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 29/06/2026
Them: Do you think I can make a living writing? Me:
A queer lady saying, "For what it's worth. The pay's as small as an ant's pussy."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 27/06/2026
Anyone ever check for this guy in the Epstein files?
Mr. Cat from Princess Tutu
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 16/06/2026
Sorry Harlock, the actually answer to this question is, "No, absolutely not, go back to get them immediately." What the absolute fuck is wrong with your space pirate?!?
Three space pirates look down on a beach where two children run. One asks, "Is it really alright to leave two children alone on a planet?"
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 14/06/2026
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 13/06/2026
A girl in an extremely fancy dress, crying silly comedically big tears, saying, "Wait, don't leave me, I'm the protagonist...
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 06/06/2026
This is the kind of graphic fan service you can find in anime.
A dramatic scene showing a kinda nice pen falling to the ground and bouncing up slightly.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 25/05/2026
YOU TELL EM' ANIME!!!
A menacing anime woman with a single glowing pink eye says, "I'm not a pervert. Tentacles are a perfectly healthy fetish."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 23/05/2026
Sorry Little Mac, gotta be real, you probably can't win this one. She has immense plot armor and basically cannot lose. Your only chance is if she's suffering from an emotional existential crisis of some kind. Her grandpa makes that happen a lot, but we can't count on it. Try not to get flipped!
Doc Louis and Little MacYawara from Yawara! a fashionable judo girl
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 19/05/2026
It's really cool how Captain Harlock managed to make a space pirate crew primarily composed of people with dwarfism.
A picture showing Captain Harlock and several members of his crew standing near each other, looking out at Venus. Two of the men standing next to everyone else have the proportions that someone with dwarfism might have.
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 18/05/2026
Chicken mascot Helen from Chuck E. Cheese looks half heartedly at a muscular german man wearing a crop top. The subtitle reads, "She dicks it."
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 16/05/2026
NONSENSE, NONSENSE!
An anime girl in a red school uniform has a weird look on her face. She looks in the opposite direction of her posed hands and says, NONSENSE, NONSENSE!
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LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 16/05/2026
I've done it! With the help of an old TV Guardian, all VHS and LaserDisc movies I stream for friends can have closed captions on display!!!
An OBS window showing a VHS playing. You can see the closed captions displayed over the video, they are clear and easy to read with an almost transparent background.
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