Johnny @literalgarbage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Got my first mosquito bite of the season in my garage, time to blow my shit off 000 0
Johnny @literalgarbage.bsky.social · 24/02/2025What happened to all the sign turners? You know the economy is dire when there's no one dressed as the statue of liberty twirling an arrow that says TAXES anymore. 000 0
Johnny @literalgarbage.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Thinking about a "party size" pringles cans that is way too long to reach the bottom of. I want it to be like 4' long like that novelty 100 pack of beers. 000 0
Johnny @literalgarbage.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I expected a UHC Shooter Look-Alike contest to pop up by now. Winner would get a Starbucks gift card. NYC is lackin. 020 2
Johnny @literalgarbage.bsky.social · 05/12/2024ngl I feel so seen whenever I see someone post 'You like that shit, white boy?' to something they absolutely know I'd enjoy. 010 1
