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Lis Smith

@lissmith.bsky.social
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***Not*** the political strategist Lis Smith. Ngāi Tahu, living in Tāmaki Makaurau. I imagine this will be full of luke warm takes and horse pics. Strong proponent of useable pockets in all clothing.

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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Saw this gorgeous creature on my walk today. Aotearoa has the best birds and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
Kererū perched high in a tree with brilliant blue sky behind.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Very demure, very mindful.
Black and white Border Collie wearing an orange bandana sitting face on, “smiling”.Black and white Border Collie wearing an orange bandana sitting face on, looking very serious. Black and white Border Collie wearing an orange bandana sitting face on, showing his bottom teef.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Quite happy with the latest effort (except for the orange one).
Abstract acrylic pour art - black background with violet, blues and copper.Abstract acrylic pour art - black background with violet, copper and a touch of indigo.Acrylic pour art - black background with copper, indigo and turquoise.Acrylic pour art - black background with orange and copper and black centre.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Leo DiCaprio hand clapping meme.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Go well little guy. You were the best horse anyone could ever wish for.
Two framed pictures (one large, one small) of an Appaloosa - head only, ears pricked forward, wearing a black and gold halter.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I think I need to win $250 on lotto this weekend. 🥰
Mightyape.co.nz screen shot showing Lego botanicals on special.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Content warning: Food That’s a wrap. (See what I did there?)
Chicken wrap with cheese, lettuce, beetroot and cucumber.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Presented without comment.
Quockerwodger: A person who pulls a puppet’s strings. Later the term came to mean a politician who is having their strings pulled by someone else. 

From QI - Q series - Quills episode
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Stickers have arrived. Should I message you at the other place to get your address?
Guinea pig wall calendar open to the February page.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
The first sets MM sent were sunflowers and roses. Was hooked from then on.
Lego sunflowers and roses in an orange glass vase.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Hello sticky little friend.
Stick insect on doorframe, next to a wooden incense burner.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
The bunch of flowers is absolutely my favourite set. So cheerful. I saw these advertised today. I’m going to have to save my pennies.
Two Lego sets being advertised - a bunch of red roses, and nine small plants in little brown pots.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Finally got around to doing the last two Lego sets that MM ever sent me. I think I was putting it off because I was expecting it to upset me, but now I smile as I walk down the hallway and see them (and yes, maybe I shed a tear or two).
A bedside table with a black and silver lamp, a vase of Lego flowers, and some Lego succulents.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
That’s quite the increase. Solar is looking more tempting all the time.
Electricity rates - Low daily fixed rate ($/day)
Current 30 cents
New 90 cents
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Merry Christmas folks. I hope you all have a peaceful, relaxing Christmas.
Appaloosa with his tongue poking out, wearing a Santa hat and wishing everyone a merry Christmas/Meri Kirihimete.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
I don’t know about you folks, but I found Wordle a few days ago a little… disturbing.
Wordle with two words. 

First word STARE with the T correct but in the wrong place. 

Second word TOUCH.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Same. 🥰🥰🥰
Christmas card with a cartoon puppy wearing a Santa hat and holding a red slipper in their mouth.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Bruno has made himself at home in my garden. Bruno is gorgeous. That is all. 🇳🇿🐱
Chocolate point (?) Rag doll cat sitting in a garden next to a grassy shrub.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Larissa, happy birthday to yooooooooou!!! 🎂 🍰 🍷 🥳 🍾
Appaloosa looking over his shoulder wearing a blue rug. Teeny bit of tongue visible. Caption is haaaay!! Hari huritau Larissa.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
That face! 🥰🥰🥰 Seems to be a pre-requisite for the little ones to be full of character. Patrick used to live on a farm full of minis. It was just the best.
Miniature pony wearing a fly shield reaching for a treat over the fence.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Teeny tiny king of the castle.
Wee miniature paint horse standing on a mound of dirt.Wee miniature paint horse standing on a mound of dirt, with his mane blowing in the breeze.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Bumble (on the left) and Sam (on the right). The owner’s little guys. They’re adorable.
Wee miniature paint pony in a light blue halter.Paint pony standing in a small paddock.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
I just have a little Appaloosa (32 years old). He’s got so many friends of all shapes and sizes at the farm he’s at, and they have dozens of canine and human visitors. It’s good for the soul.
Appaloosa in a mesh cover, standing in front of a feed bucket in a tyre, ears pricked forward.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
The long and the short of it. 🐴🇳🇿
Large dark bay horse with pink tape on his legs, with two miniature paint ponies in the adjoining paddock.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Just wondering which of these I would have been unable to afford to fill, if I’d been charged for the prescription fees.
Boxes of medications and some loose, laid out on a burnt orange duvet cover.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Might do a quick spot of reading before I dip into the next episode of Taskmaster Australia.
Photo of a book cover 

Ngai Tahu Land Rights and the Crown Pastoral Lease Lands in the South Island of New Zealand 

Harry C. Evison
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
So you know how apparently a million of us died from the vaccine, and the borders were closed for aaaaaages limiting migration… I’m a bit confused.
NZ historical population data from 2006-2023. Population is 5.061m in 2020, 5.130m in 2021, 5.185m in 2022 and 5.228 in 2023.  

Macrotrends.net.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Grey Persian, slumped against a wall, looking decidedly unimpressed.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
For wee Christopher.
Black and white image of a tardigrade playing a violin.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Baby creature in a onesie with doing “gimme gimme” hands.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
He may want to remove this from his LinkedIn profile then.
LinkedIn profile of Chris Bishop showing his role as Corporate Affairs Manager for Philip Morris New Zealand from May 2011 - June 2013.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Teddy!!!! Or should we call him Miley?
Miley Cyrus poking out her tongue and winking.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Checked the mail box today and one of my most wonderful friends sent me this. 🥹
T-shirt with a lot of “f words”.
F**k-ity f**k f**k
F**k-ity f**-ity f**k
F**k f**k f**k-ity
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Surely that would never happen. 🤔 #nzpol
NZ Herald graphic showing donations by party 2021-2023:

National $8.2m
Labour $1.1m
Act $4.2m
Green $1.4m
NZ First $1m
TPM $0.1n
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
For the life of me I can’t work out why the coalition of chaos is ditching the whole smoke free thing… No idea what could possibly be driving it. www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-pos...
Bishop’s nomination hit the headlines when Todd Barclay, who was still working at Philip Morris at the time, was selected as National’s candidate for Clutha-Southland, one of the safest National seats in New Zealand.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Is someone on here organising t-shirts in te reo, that say “I will fucking increase the fucking thing”?
Comic strip. Mermaid with a lute. Pirate saying “I don’t like the language you are speaking. Can you speak a different language that I like. The final panel is the mermaid saying “I will fucking increase the fucking thing”.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Unbridled cuteness. (See what I did there)? 🐶🇳🇿
Lady wearing tracksuit pants and a jacket, stands beside a bay and white pony, being ridden by a small boy in a helmet.Bay and white mini horse, wearing a blue cover, tied up in the yards, doing a blep.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Patrick’s grooming service. John’s turn. 🐶🇳🇿
Naked Appaloosa and grey gelding wearing a white cover, standing in yards, grooming each other over the fence.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
True love. 🐶🇳🇿
Appaloosa in a blue cover and paint in a white cover, grooming each other.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Yeah that’s not real.
Damaged blue Toyota Prius. News headline says “crews respond to single car crash” from Huntington. Published 8 April 2022.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Why does he have to be so cute though? #PatrickTheWonderhorse
Appaloosa, ears pricked forward, wearing a grey cover with blue edges, a feed bucket sitting in an old tyre in front of him.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Adorable underbite though. 🐶🇳🇿
Border terrier displaying his cute underbite.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Patrick eats. Kai helps. 🐶🇳🇿
Patrick the Appaloosa eats from a grey bucket, while Kai the border terrier cleans up all the spillage.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Im dog sitting Kai. Having breakfast. He will sit like this until I’m done then ignore me until he wants to play with his tug-rope, or until there’s more food on offer. 🇳🇿🐶
Border terrier with a yellow tag on his tan collar, sitting on a bed on a black duvet, looking off into the middle distance.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Not mine, but today I went to see Patrick and saw Lockie and Dixie (although everyone calls her Dickie because the nephew can’t pronounce Dixie).
Dixie the Schnauzer, sitting looking at the camera.Lockie the black and white border collie sitting looking at the camera, wearing a colourful bandana.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I loved the quote I saw over there. And I think that’s what I like about it.
Charlotte retweeted Mike Scott @IrkthePurists
Mastodon is basically your mum saying “we don’t need to spend good money on expensive Twitter - I’ll knit you one”.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Never heard of wildfire. Is this her/him?
Wildfire - black horse cartoon with a red mane and tail.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
You could do a Kintsugi repair. Celebrate the imperfection.
Screenshot of Kintsugi post. 

Japanese repair technique with uses lacquer dusted with powdered gold to repair broken ceramic and porcelain items.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
If you love teeny tiny pans, you’d love my teeny tiny waffle maker. 🥰
Picture of a box containing a tiny waffle maker.
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Lis Smith @lissmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I did it! Thanks to you I’ve *finally* signed up for a course.
Email screenshot 

We’ve received your enrolment application 
From Te Wānanga o Raukawa enrol 
To me
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