lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Me, on my deathbed: Please, just go brush your teeth. My 7 yo, who is at least 57 by then (I hope): I just need to show you this dance first. *proceeds to floss while I shuffle off this mortal coil * 010
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Me: I really need to cut back on sugar. Also me: 010
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Sometimes all it takes is one more tiny stressor to upset the apple cart and then I’m crying at work again. 000
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Imagine how many murders people got away with when Thanos snapped. “Oh, that asshole? He just disappeared. Must’ve been snapped.” (wipes blood off hands) 120
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 22/12/202412 Days of Christmas… Mom edition: 12 presents for wrapping 11 meals for cooking 10 loads of laundry 9 outings for planning 8 rooms to vacuum 7 stockings for stuffing 6 beds for making 5 bathrooms cleaned 4 batches of cookies 3 grocery trips 2 airport runs And a ham to put in the oven 000
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Not Lucy reading a TV Guide with herself on the cover. Like a boss. 041
lissaok.bsky.social @lissaok.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I haven’t posted anything here yet and the longer I wait, the more I feel like it has to be a super good post, so now I feel all this pressure to make this post amazing. But how do I do that? Sincerity? Humor? The perfect mix of both? Should I comment on current events or share something personal? I 130
