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Lisbon the Gorilla

@lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think customers should receive an automatic credit $ everytime they are (forced) to use the self-serve checkout… two cashiers at a busy Safeway at 5 pm…
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day! California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and especially Hawaii are all welcome to become our eleventh province. Keep Texas, we have one of our own 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@avilewis.bsky.social I am sorry…but ONE ☝️ voting booth at the Millenium Tower advance polling station? Three of seven staff processing one voter at a time. 1.5 hours in line. Please add this to your lengthy to-do list when you and Jagmeet Singh take your seats in Parliament in the coming weeks 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
One of those ‘nasty’ Canadians 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
British artist Banksy brilliantly captures most Americans’ sentiments today 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tariff-ied🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Less than 48 hours until the Zombie Apocalypse takes over Washington DC. Too sad to even think about the hate they will have unleash 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The more Canadians see and hear from Poilievre the less they like him. Please keep talking Pierre.
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone from English Bay in Vancouver 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oranges 🍊 for example are advertised in imperial measurements in the produce aisle at Canadian grocery stores. $2.99 per pound. But when you pay the price is quoted in metric only both on the display screen and the receipt. $5.99 per kg. Why no automatic conversation? 🍌
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Lisbon the Gorilla @lisbon-the-gorilla.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oranges 🍊 for example are advertised in imperial measurements in the produce aisle at Canadian grocery stores. $2.99 per pound. But when you pay the price is quoted in metric only both on the display screen and the receipt. $5.99 per kg. Why no automatic conversation? 🍌
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