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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨

@lisaspank.bsky.social
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Wanted for gross violations of the color spectrum and the production of uncanny erotica of extra-dimensional origin. She/They 🌴🤫🔞🤫🌴 lisaspank.com

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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Knuckley Kong and Donkles
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love you, The Internet.
A screencap of a story on AO3:
Lesbian Jaws by Emptyspaces0879
Fandoms:Jaws (Movies)  
Explicit
F/F
Complete Work
14 Oct 2025
Tags
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsMartin Brody/Matt Hooper/Quint Ellen Brody/Martin Brody Ellen Brody/Martin Brody/Matt HooperMatt Hooper Quint (Jaws) Martin Brody Ellen BrodyButch/Femme passing butch soft butch Coming Out Strap-Ons Vaginal Fingering Finger Sucking Hair-pulling Hysterectomy Loss of Virginity Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation Butch/Butch Sexual Fantasy Cunnilingus Threesome - F/F/F butch/butch/butch Femme/Butch/Butch Forced Masculinization Anal Fingering Biting Cum Marking Exhibitionism Recreational Drug Use Roleplay
Summary
A collection of butch/femme and butch/butch Jaws stories. This series will be updated periodically and tags will be updated with each chapter.
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
When the edible kicks in after you've gone to bed and your stonersona starts texting your girlfriend in the middle of the night. ROLLIN' BLUNTZ & GRINDIN' CUNTZ! 🤙🌴🫪😮‍💨💅
A text message conversation. 
Sender: 
Rollin' bluntz &
Grindin' cuntz
🎶🎷🌹🤙🌴🫪😮‍💨💅

Then:
🛹🛹

Then:
Two skateboards = one kickflipA text message conversation.
Reply to Rollin' bluntz & Grindin' cuntz:
We should get tattoos of this.

Sender:
Inside me is the Springbreak 4Eva skankenstein who wouldn't just have that tattoo, she'd give you that tattoo and then eat you like Lion Cuntry Safari.
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This obscure Super Famicom game predicted the Flashes experience. Best smut browsing on a phone I ever did see! 💙
A screen capture from the SNES game G.O.D: Mezame yoto Yobu Koe ga Kikoe, translated to English the player speaks to a man at the entrance to a strip club. He says: “Welcome to Angel Town’s best, the XXX Theater! Dreams may die, but porn will live forever!“
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Hi, I made a soufflé for the first time and-
That meme of a painting of the “Dylan, you son of a bitch” muscle arms hand grasping in brohood from Predator but the arms are labeled: “baking soufflés” and “inflation porn” with the clasped hands as “dat bitch puffin’ up!!!l
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
A bumper sticker that reads “watch out! This freak has seen David Cronenberg‘s Crash… And liked it!”
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🔞Lisa Spank🌈🌴♥️✨ @lisaspank.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
My debut zine, Ingénue, is a flirty fanfic between a collegiate Judy Funny and strongly vaginal fine artist, Maude Lebowski. Pretentious women artists of the 90s unite (and maybe kiss?). Digital: lisaspank.itch.io Physical: lisaspank.com
The cover to the Ingénue zine in black and white (actual cover printed on fluorescent pink paper). The header reads "A Lisa Spank Fan Friction". The footer reads "for mature readers only", flanked by the tragedy/comedy emoji and the paint palette emoji. The cover features an illustration of later era Judy Funny, as seen in the cartoon Doug, in a beret, sunglasses, and a collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up; above is her name in block letters. Next to her is Maude Lebowski, styled as though she were in the Doug cartoon, her name is also above her, she wears a long sleeve dress. Below them is the title, "Ingénue". The image is shaded with halftone dots.
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