lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 2hThat’s so fucked up, I’m so sorry. My MIL’s oncologist kept calling for months saying she missed her appointments, and we had to tell them over and over that she had passed. 2170 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 4hMany people don’t know that there’s a b in plasmer 020 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 16/10/2026All else aside, he’ll be dangling the promise of the pardon as long as he can. Do you (the pardon seeker) think he’ll get to you before the filet ‘o fish gets to him? 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Aside from all of the other reasons not to use AI, “it very well may cook your brain and turn you into an insane person” is a compelling deterrent 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 14/10/2026get him that cuban lung cancer vaccine stat! 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“‘artificial’ is not a very flattering thing” 🤔 0172 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“suck less, dork” immediately going in the lexicon on heavy rotation 0250 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*my peloton increasing the cadence every time I get a square on sudoku wrong until it launches me straight into the wall giving me an SCI 030 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the Jabberwocky from Alice Through the Looking Glass (1985) 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every time I see “SI” I read it as “suicidal ideation”. Masterful rebrand! 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“horse and sparrow” economics is another way to phrase trickle down- feed the horse, and the sparrows can pick out whatever is left undigested from the horse shit. Maybe if more people understand it in those terms they would reject it? 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your decision making process was severely compromised, and caused tremendous damage to real people. Acknowledge the harm caused by your decision. If you’re not ready to do the work to make better decisions, just sit it out. Hand over the keys to the car. 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I’m in a car and someone says “I’m going to drive this car straight into a brick wall” after being explicitly and repeatedly told all the reasons it’s bad for all of the passengers in the car, it’ll take more than “oops! guess I shouldn’t have done that” to make amends 200 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s like that xfiles episode with kathy griffin, but with good vibes 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not wasting another minute of my one precious life learning a new app if I don’t have to. 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A Trump 2024 Campaign Ad Returns. He illegally used your money for it. 010 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you build a computer hacking machine that illegally hacks computers, you are the person responsible for the illegal computer hacking. It really is that simple! 001 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THIS is what I want from “technology” 041 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am not a writer, but Tom Robbins in Still Life with Woodpecker captures my relationship with technology 141 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve had centurylink for years, but they are doing away with copper lines, which means they can’t service me at all? so am switching to verizon. the whole “proprietary phone” situation came up when I was already too exhausted with this project to research another option. 100 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m switching my business phone/internet, and the new provider is making me get a proprietary phone (?!?) and said phone can, for $20/month, make people enter 1 to be connected through which will finally free me from the multitude of spam/scam/robo calls. it’s all so freaking annoying 100 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Isn’t it supposed to be in the middle of a traffic circle? 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How about the “Cognitively Super Awesome Machine”? Could be an effective rebrand! 001 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is he banning the free press, or banning The Free Press (founded by Bari Weiss)? 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 19/09/2026eesh. will they be mandating the penis sleeves that Bryan Johnson wears to monitor his nighttime erections? (please don’t tell me, I don’t want to know) 020 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s actually very funny that they made the “all beef all the time diet” part of their core identity and then jacked up the price and contaminated the supply. 050 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These are our coffee cups we take camping. that episode was absolutely wild! 021 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ll take back everything I ever said about Mr. Beast if he can make this happen 031 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 18/09/2026out of “fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.” they will anyway! If you run on expanding ACA instead of M4A they will still call you a socialist! If you run against trans athletes they will still call you they/them! Stop conceding to their framework. It will never work! 051 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I really think we, as a society, should go back to knowing less about each other 070 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“I have my personal views that I won’t tell you any more about. it’s unfair to judge me on my actions which are visible while I hold personal views that are secret and will remain so” 160 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 14/09/2026She saw Talarico taking flak this week and just wanted to remind people that she sucks too 020 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If republicans say that this guy/party is an existential threat to democracy, come on over and we’ll walk hand in hand. If you’ll only come over if we throw our trans friends overboard, now I don’t believe you when you say he’s an existential threat to democracy. Is it an existential threat or no? 000 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And the 3rd option- both in the same event 001 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Do we think he’s going to hit someone (on live TV) before he says the n-word (on live TV), or vice versa? 100 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He’s a hungry ghost. He wants every glittering medal, every honorific. Doesn’t care if he’s earned it. In fact, if he hasn’t earned it he wants it twice as much. He is the manifestation of every cautionary tale. 030 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Very much looking forward to vance, rubio, hegseth, etc starting to throw each other under the bus in positioning themselves to be the next heir apparent, and trump will stab every one of them in the back as he sees them trying to supplant him. 021 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also- what is the point of childhood athletics? Learning to work as a team? Learning the value of practice and hard work? Learning to win and lose with grace? Maybe getting a sports scholarship to college (which the right also hates and want to destroy)?!? 1182 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wealthy school districts DO have an unfair advantage- private/paid coaches, more resources for practice/equipment/travel, tutors to help keep academics up, etc. But I’d fall over with shock if anyone ever brought that up. 2231 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The people who are endangering child athletes are the ones demanding to inspect the genitals of children. There is zero evidence that trans children have an advantage over cis children in sports. 1321 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Whoever had a bet on “realtor” won easy money 030 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026NM is a blue state, majority minority, and suing DOJ over Epstein files. 3 things that put us in his crosshairs. 020 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mike Johnson was just in ABQ campaigning for (R) Greg Cunningham, and this renaming business will certainly not help his campaign (good) 100 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He’s really underestimating the amount of pride we have in our beautiful state. I’d happily wager that NM has the highest % of people with state flag tattoos, bumper stickers, shirts, etc of any US state (also our state flag slaps). We take our state identity very seriously, across party lines! 241 0
lisaporvida.bsky.social @lisaporvida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026NM is currently suing DOJ over Epstein files (Zoro Ranch). Likely why we’re taking up more space in his brain… 001 0
