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Lisa

@lisaatjoan.bsky.social
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Previous winner of the Ambridge Golden Badger Award.

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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 23h
Two wrongs don't make a right. I dislike Keira and Khalil in equal measure. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good, Stella doesn't need that miserable, sanctimonious old scrote walking her down the aisle. Wouldn't even let him walk me down the aisle of Lidl. #thearchers.
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pepper spray ready. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't bother walking down the aisle Stella, let Pip marry her parents. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have the twins been smoking behind the polytunnels again? #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Skidded in just as the bell went. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My only hope is that Maureen will save Alan's bacon. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm meant to be repairing a badly bodged lathe and plaster wall. What am I doing? Making smutty jokes about Lolo Lil and Carpet's trouser snake and on my way to make my 3rd coffee. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It amazes me how we listen to the same thing but all hear and interpret it so differently. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alan's innocence is a Lakey Hill I am prepared to die on and I'm an atheist. I'm tech savvy but don't use a banking app and only check account a couple of times a month and I don't get in and out notifications either. Free the Ambridge One ✊ #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has Anna been home since Carol died? Is there a bunch of flowers rotting on her doorstep, I hope so. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Alan talking about Carol's lady garden 😬 #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Entitled Bitch Alert. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I took ownership of my cat without seeing him first, all I knew was his name was Sam and he needed a home. He was delightful so I thought he deserved more. He became Samuel D'Quenzy Sidebottom III Colonel Retired. Long gone but never forgotten. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh bugger! It's Paul 😠 #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come on if you think you are 'ard enuf. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sod Bear or River, call it Kwiver. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I reckon George will want to call the baby Tate. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now Joe is off the table my money is on Sheeran. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zebedee has a good ring to it. Boing. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rex, tall with Hugh Grant hair! Not in my book. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ambridge Saturday Scandals: Match the Last Words Matched 10/10, 0 mistakes 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals #thearchers I'm on a roll. @fabpaule.bsky.social
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brad sounded a bit unBradlike. Maybe he's been gone so long he's forgotten what his voice sounds like? #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice to see that Anna has been possessed by Carol. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ambridge Saturday Scandals: Love Affairs Quiz 6/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even Radio 4 can't even be bothered to get Carpet's name right. #thearchers
Another BBC spelling error.
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS Joy is to be the new James Bond. Mick is the new M, they don't have a W. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Kent #Hops #Autumn
Kent Hops
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday🎂 Does Pete send you one of your own cards? @gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bloody do gooder, F off Leonard. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They'll never find me. Well not until teatime.
Horse hiding behind a tree.
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
St Jolene, patron Saint of Hypocrites #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seems an appropriate time to post this fantastic piece of 1960's fabric. Designed by Gillian Richardson and printed by Cullingdale Weavers Ltd. #Bayeaux #1066
A piece of fabric from 1960s depicting the  Battle of Hastings 1066. Designed by Gillian Richardson.
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You are only one shag away from any Archer in Ambridge. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm going to say it. I do not have a problem with Harrison. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
F off Fallon. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not a date, it's a SHAG. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was a bat found near Carol, a cricket bat? #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Come with me incase Anna accuses me of stealing the silver. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd like to think things can only get better, but I doubt it. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oggy Oggy Oggy #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One for Ambridge? The word Naked at the bottom is a bit disconcerting, you could hurt more than your wrist! #thearchers
Advert for new dating show for farmers.
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I ordered something on Vinted that was described as towelling. Horror of horrors it's velour! Do you think Justin might like it, it's baby pink? #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Alan will never replace Neil as my paramour but he's making a good stab of it. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
and get Pat to throw the first grenade. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd put them in the stocks. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Team Alan #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't know about a Winter Fayre but that was a Whine Fest. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Apart from Lynda and George that was strange and unpleasant. #thearchers
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Lisa @lisaatjoan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is slipping very quickly into full farce territory. #thearchers
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