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Dylan West

@liquidsentence.bsky.social
32 followers 28 following 107 posts

I’ve decided that there are too many robots so I’ve fled here.

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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I just rejected Donald Trumps request to play at the 250 event.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And so, today marks the day when Starbucks, and every other barista filled franchise will begin their month long campaign of ecstatic but temporary support for the gay community. #pride #june
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don’t know why everyone’s against trump building a bunker, if ww2 has any reflection on the events of today, that bunker can only mean good things for us and the world.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I wonder if you rewound time, all the way back to before we communicated vocally and allowed time to progress all over again to current day, what would our languages sound like? With a total reset of culture and environment.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just read about how there was a vote in the U.N to reaffirm that food was a human right, and the vote passed with 186 voting in favor, and only 2 countries having voted against. Can you guess who?
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Today’s an easy day. I’m not sure what the work schedules like but I’ve already made an internal decision. Tis written in stone. Thou shalt taketh it easy on this day.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m not very old but I’ve traveled an extensive number of times around the world and outside this country(U.S). And to every endorser of the cruel and unusual politics of this nation, I have one answer. When you’re born in a burning house, you think the world’s on fire. It’s not… it’s just us…
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Amazing new song from coming album. And not sure if the key similarity was intentional, but upon listening alone, I found myself singing “Get Famous” during the chorus and THAT being the song that my brain seems to find the tone in common with is amazing.Well done John themountaingoats.bsky.social
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Guys I went to two different bagel places today and ate two different breakfast sandwiches. Is that blasphemy? I feel like a blasphemer but I was hungy.
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Phoenix Rising @62walterp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Coming to a theater near you !!! 🤣🤣
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m at my limit
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I wonder what primal origin causes our present day fear of someone knocking on and entering the stall while we’re in the bathroom.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In times of exhaustion in my day to day work life, I like to bring to mind this concept. Ages ago, my forefathers thought about running away, and instead, picked up a sword and shield and pressed on in spite of opposition. And as a result, I now live.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
New rule since everyone who knows me knows I’m a plumber, if you start talking to me about plumbing while I’m out at a bar, you owe me a shot.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth be with you all. #starwars #starwarsday #may4th
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Imagine inflating this thing and marching it around 16th century England.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Anyone also been sucked into #Crimsondesert ?
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think I’m in my “watch movies so old, all the actors are dead” era
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m not entirely convinced that flat earth people actually exist, and that if they do, they actually believe it. I’ve never met one. Do they live in little colonies? Can I find one as a penpal or something.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’d like to normalize the use of the term “posthaste” in common discussion.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The platypus should be sleeping, but instead he is watching tutorials on how to fall asleep fast... it is 4 AM.
A painting of a sad platypus in a comfortable bed with a warm blanket, using his cell phone.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I feel like the president must have a magic mirror on the wall like in Shrek that just enabled his crazy ideas out of fear that he’ll be shattered by a big agent wielding a claw hammer.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What do you think would say more interesting things if it could talk: a wall, or a steering wheel?
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys, today I’m feeling less like the eye of the tiger and more like Katy Perry’s aforementioned plastic bag.
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Be sure to email your local congressman/woman and urge them to support the “BBB” (Ballroom Blitz Bill) mandating that every school acrossed American have its own ballroom to ensure our children are safe! #trump #ballroom #America #politics
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have an idea, when your elected president, all your assets should be frozen. And when your terms over, you get an amount of your assets returned to you relative to the approval rate upon the completion of said term. That way, all your efforts will be bottlenecked toward a servitude of the people.🤔
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Atleast one day a week, I would like to reserve the right to give in to all incoming existential dread and remain in my bedroom without judgement. If you need me text me so I have the ability to simply remain unresponsive. “Where’s Dylan?” “It’s Sunday, he’s incubating.” “Ah”
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Dylan West @liquidsentence.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’ve become increasingly tinfoil hat and can’t live with the idea that there’s more bots on twitter(x) than there are real people. So I’ve headed the preachings of @hankgreen.bsky.social and sailed to These shores. High hopes for human social media.
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