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LiquidParasyte

@liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net
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Strange shape shifting symbiotic substrate (rumblrtina mode) If on Bluesky open on wafrn for full details Ehuiday Felvanc [Bash]/Main Viorport friend of the ballpit. open social web optimist.[...] Full profile at app.wafrn.net/blog/LiquidParasyte

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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/09/2026
#liquids-ltrbxd
Anthony Bourdain in Cambodia meme, with the caption, "Once you've seen Coyote vs. Acme, you'll never stop wanting to drop a grand piano on David Zaslav with your bare hands."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 09/08/2026
Fedi jumpscare RE: mastodon.social/users/PavelASamsono…
Screenshot of the below quoted post cross posted to the Community page of the YouTuber Kyle Hill.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/06/2026
Why is some random AI "human verification" (wtf does that even mean in this context) cybersec repost bot following me
Screenshot of WAFRN web, showing the profile of @aure.ai. They have no description, no website link, or any indication of what they do.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 06/05/2026
PBC you're a bitch ass motherfucker. Fucking sent me to baby jail allegedly because of one of my lists, but doesn't even tell me which one. And I can't even see any information about this violation, which is the first on my account, now apparently landing me 4 strikes in one go. Absolute bullshit
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 16/04/2026
....beyond parody I'd love for tags to be a record that could attach to posts instead of using my precious char count
The post I made solely to add hashtags (same as previous post) got cut off because the comment tags were too long...
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 06/03/2026
I came here to laugh at you.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/02/2026
then... how did this happen!?
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/01/2026
> looks inside ATProto discourse > It's the same as ActivityPub Discourse
Extreme close up Photo of a cat looking down at the camera
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/01/2026
wolfwalks asked: Can we get a tierlist of gators and crocs If I answered with honesty the result would be every crocodilian in S rank But that's not exciting. So here's a collection of gators sorted mostly by vibes. 🐊
Warning: long alt text.

A tierlist of various crocodilians, sorted from S to C. The full chart goes all the way to F, but there's no entries listed below B here. 
 
In B tier, there's the Orinoco, Saltwater, and Freshwater Crocodile, as well as the False Gharial. In A Tier, there's the Nile, Central African Slender-snouted, New Guinea, West African, Borneo, West African Slender-snouted, Mugger, Philippine, Siamese, Morelet's, Dwarf, Osborn's Dwarf, and Cuban Crocodile, as well as the Broad-snouted, Smooth-fronted, Yacare, Spectacled, Cuvier's Dwarf, and Black Caiman, not to mention the Chinese Alligator and regular Caiman.

Finally, in S Tier, there's the American Alligator, American Alligator, and Hall's New Guinea Crocodile.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/12/2025
🎄🎁 Merry Chrysler and to all a good fright 🎁🎄
Doodle of a dinosaur wearing a Santa cap captioned "it Chrismas", then zoomed in on the dinosaur's face, showing the light reflecting their eyes, this time captioned, "Merr chrismas."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/12/2025
Timeline did a thing (the critters are talking about their brains running Linux)
Screenshot of WAFRN Mobile, with 3 fedi posts shown on the timeline.

First post by mem (@vv0ltz@app.wafrn.net):

"I've come to conclusion that unmedicated ADHD is like Linux (every single day you have to search for solutions on various resources that may not even work)"

Second post by nytpu (@nytpu@tilde.zone): "Bitches be echolocating"

Last post by Luisf (@Loosf@yiff.life):

"synth who is very fucking annoying about linux 

is it itself running on linux, maybe 

protogen who is a fucking mac kid and HAS to have the latest fucking iphone"
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/11/2025
1st up: wtf do you mean "We can't open this Settings section right now, try again later"??? What is this, an Azure outage? #LiquidDefenestratesWindows
Screenshot of Settings on Windows 11, under the Windows Update section. Instead of listing available updates or options, there's only an error saying, "Something went wrong. Try to reopen Settings later."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/11/2025
AH, so this is not a serious person.
Final quote from peanutsc:

"And like, if you didn't think this was rage bait from the very first post

I have another can of snake oil to sell you."meme of an upset cat in a Demotivational Poster style. Caption reads, "stop talking. be quiet for several days."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/11/2025
More bizarre takes: Saying 'you can't do X' isn't dictatorial, it's just the current reality of kernel AC on Linux Valve isn't "claiming" to be a victim of paypros, they+every other content marketplace factually are Especially Japanese developers.
if you say 'devs can do at the firmware level and not you're a dictator and not really a supportive platform partner, especially when you're saying devs can't put in anti-cheat stuff. do you see how that hamstrings developers? valve has oodles of money. they're being oppressive imo.

if you say that "the only reason games don't run well is because they have anti-cheat software; then maybe consider that anti-cheat software is part of game dev now in a big way and it's an arms race that favors certain folks and not others in a discriminatory way. same as anything.

japan tried to solve this at the cultural firmware level by separating video games from winning money i.e. gambling. but you can only hold out against the USA for so long in the field of global capitalism and free market trade. the american dollar is viral and pernicious.

and so we see that valve claims to be a victim of payment processors in order to get the necessary social capital from gamers to dictate unfavorable terms to game developers. everyone is exploited these days. i just think it's not worth getting that upset about.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/11/2025
The harassment for the workers trying to make a service work rather than targeting the executives and shareholders that force them to fuck things up sucks and is despicable But this seems like a bit fucking much, no?
Text quoted from a reply in that thread: 
"so yeah, basically the reason mike morhaime and all your favorite devs want to kill themselves on a daily basis is because of takes like this and people like you. is that entertaining?"
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 06/11/2025
wolfwalks asked: Favorite meme? Hard to pick just *one* This one is a classic though:
Webcomic panel with one boy edited over with "FINDING OUT" sprinting after another boy tagged with "FUCKING AROUND" trying to run away. They are also pursued by a live news crew on foot, with the reporter saying, "As you can see the gap is narrowing..."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/11/2025
...why is a random YouTube video using @soatok / @soatok.bsky.social's hacker sprite, lol
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail by Skyks titled, "Scams in the furry fandom." The thumbnail has the text "Furry Scammers" next to a sticker of Soatok's blue dhole fursona in a hoodie typing into a laptop like a hacker, all on a blurred background of an office with many computers.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/11/2025
it would nnot be liquid if it wasn't extremely fucking late ahhhhhhh #HalloweenBall2025
halloween
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 16/10/2025
It's very silly (read: infuriating) that despite having computers orders of magnitude more powerful than the beige boxes that directly sent emails to each other, it's so much harder to just connect devices directly now mastodon.social/users/emaytch/statu…... see complete post
Post from Margot (@emaytch@mastodon.social):

WHAT I WANT MY PHONE TO BE: an extension of my home PC. essentially a portable second monitor
WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS: a completely discrete computer with almost no interoperability at all unless i fully buy and lock myself into the manufacturer’s ecosystem
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/10/2025
Fedi CW culture is collectively this GIF:
Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF. The protagonist opens a paper bag labelled DEAS DOVE DO NOT EAT. The bag has a Dead Dove inside. He grimaces and says: "Well I don't know what I expected."
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 13/09/2025
Wow, this one's doing numbers
Cropped screenshot of WAFRN mobile showing 85+ notifications 

Context: 3 posts of mine clapping back at Jay, the CEO of Bluesky PBC
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/09/2025
These are the times we live in, huh
Man deep in thought in a variety of scenes, sitting on a swinging bench, alone at his table, and standing alone in a driveway, hands behind his back.
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/09/2025
I need fedi to see this
Screenshot of GaroShadowscale's YouTube channel with a thumbnail of a 91 minute video titled, "I Surrender My Life to Jesus." It features their dragon avatar bowing down to a clipart of a gilded cross on a background of clouds.

If you knew the lore behind this character...
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/08/2025
wolfwalks asked: I have been mulling over what to ask you since last night and I hope this one lands: What are your thoughts on Venom? GREATEST OF ALL TIME BABY
Venom dunking on Spider-Man
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/08/2025
find cool resume tool with great UX (indeed sucks) bought by indeed good for a little while shut down 3 months later resume builder tool still not integrated into indeed :blobfoxtableflip:
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LiquidParasyte @liquidparasyte.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/08/2025
YESSS CUSTOM SORT BY TITLE IN STEAM CLIENT LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Meme of tennis ball screaming "LET'S FUCKING GO"
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