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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 10h
Four months ago
An image containing a screenshot of a social media post thread.
The main post is by user NoEnemiesToYourLeft (@liquid...) from 4 months ago, which reads: "Talking with a friend who works for a major auto company, he said their financing division makes way more profit than retail, I jokingly said, 'Watch, next they'll start breaking and mixing the loans into tranches to sell,' He blinked and said, 'Yeah, started last quarter.' 😬📉"
This post quotes another post by user Genie Lauren (@moreand...) from 4 months ago, which reads: "Two years also feels far for a country where people are defaulting on loans and mortgages at record numbers right now".
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 10h
An image containing a screenshot of a social media post thread.
The main post is by user NoEnemiesToYourLeft (@liquid...) from 4 months ago, which reads: "Talking with a friend who works for a major auto company, he said their financing division makes way more profit than retail, I jokingly said, 'Watch, next they'll start breaking and mixing the loans into tranches to sell,' He blinked and said, 'Yeah, started last quarter.' 😬📉"
This post quotes another post by user Genie Lauren (@moreand...) from 4 months ago, which reads: "Two years also feels far for a country where people are defaulting on loans and mortgages at record numbers right now".
At the bottom of the screenshot, standard social media engagement icons for comment, repost, like, bookmark, and share are visible.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is obviously because I spend so much time worrying about water usage at data centers
A social media thread consisting of two connected posts about extreme hydration.
• Top Post: A text post by user Lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwich...) that reads, "crushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance".
• Bottom Post: A reply by user Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.b...) that reads, "The cat drink". It includes an extreme close-up image of a white and tabby cat aggressively licking at a rapid stream of running water, captioned at the bottom with the misspelled word "dring".
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Aimed at investors, so it misses what's actually important about this trend, which is the death of the public accountability standard. Business, even valued at billions, will be operating in realms totally outside public reporting/scrutiny. A capital-formation shock doctrine response to COVID & 2008
An informational graphic or social media post by Emily Zheng, a Senior Research Analyst in Venture Capital. The text details a structural shift in how startups approach Initial Public Offerings (IPOs) and private valuations, particularly driven by changes starting in 2022 and the rise of AI.Transcript:By Emily ZhengSenior Research Analyst, Venture CapitalFor decades, the math was simple: outgrow private capital, then go public to raise more.Yet starting in 2022, when venture activity first slowed, startups found ways to stay private longer: round sizes got bigger, and secondaries made pre-exit liquidity easier to attain.Now, IPOs are no longer simply a capital-raising event, a change rooted in structural shifts in venture rather than a temporary side effect of the market’s sluggishness.Underneath that choice is a pricing problem.AI has pushed private valuations into another stratosphere, while public markets are still pricing off revenue and margins that have not kept up. Median Series D+ valuations went from $137 million in 2016 to over $2 billion through H1 2026. However, public markets are not paying these prices. For example, Chime went public at a 63.4% markdown from its private market peak.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
From now on when I say things "have gone pear-shaped," I mean I've made a horrible mistake and I'm covering my ass by making things up. Also that I'm a blood-gargling monster
An outline drawing of a pear-shaped globe with grid lines representing latitude and longitude, labeled with 'N', 'S', 'E', and 'W' at its extremities. Above the drawing, text reads: 'Christopher Columbus was so convinced he had reached Asia that, when the evidence didn't fit, he proposed the Earth was shaped like a pear with the Garden of Eden at its highest point.'
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This place charges insane subscription prices
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
From a Little Free Library, a scholarly take on the absolute *wild, argle-bargle crazy-town* history of a man who vanishes for years only to turn back up *with a wooden leg* at the trial of his *impostor*! Not enough popcorn in the entire world to get me though this one
An overhead, close-up shot features a copy of the book "The Return of Martin Guerre" by Natalie Zemon Davis. The blue book cover has an orange floral border, and a medieval painting depicts workers on a farm.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
With the success of The Backrooms movie, been happily proselytizing House of Leaves (does anyone else remember what a *phenomenon* it was when it came out? Young folk thinking it and Poe were going to change the world), which drew me to Danielewski's latest, Tom's Crossing. It is toothsome...
Book cover for "Tom’s Crossing" by Mark Z. Danielewski, designated as a New York Times Bestseller. The background features a high-contrast, black-and-white, close-up photograph of a textured cowboy hat catching strong light from the top right. The title text, "TOM'S CROSSING", and the author's name, "MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI", appear in white serif font centered on the hat, with faint, offset visual echoes or ghost reflections of the text printed directly underneath each line. A circular silver sticker in the top right corner reads "author of HOUSE OF LEAVES". At the bottom, the words "a novel" are printed in a small, lowercase serif font.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
An article quote from Jacobin magazine layered over a photograph of a long line of people waiting outside a building.The text at the top reads: "No matter how many books about Marxism you may have read, a bout of unemployment may find you blaming yourself for your condition. Jobless workers: resist the siren song of self-castigation."The photo below shows a diverse crowd of individuals lined up along a city sidewalk next to a large stone building, with a prominent "DO NOT ENTER" street sign visible in the foreground.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
AI Mode Conversation: Can you generate the alt text for this image?You sent: 1 image and said: Can you generate the alt text for this image?Can you generate the alt text for this image?An airplane seatback pocket sticker reading "Literature only" is circled in red, while a lower sticker reading "WATCH NOW" is crossed out with a red X.Image DetailsTop Sticker: A white label stating "Literature only" highlighted by a hand-drawn red circle.Bottom Sticker: A dark blue informational placard reading "WATCH NOW Free movies & TV shows on your device Connect to our Wi-Fi signal" crossed out with a hand-drawn red "X".
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Convo with a friend
A screenshot of a text message conversation on a mobile device with a dark background. The sender's messages are in orange bubbles on the right, and the recipient's messages are in grey bubbles on the left. The conversation discusses a humorous linguistic critique of the word "queerness" compared to a proposed alternative, "queerity."TranscriptSender (Orange): Can I just say, I don't think the noun should be queerness. Those two unconnected long syllables are straight-dude blunt. It should be queerity, with a queerly florid suffixSender (Orange): Gender queerityNote: A heart reaction is attached to this message from the recipient.Recipient (Grey): Don't tell us what to say, you cissySender (Orange): LOLRecipient (Grey): 😏 (Smirking face emoji)Sender (Orange): I bark laughed
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cast yourself as a villain
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Literally what I saw
Crispin Glover as the Creepy Thin Man in Charlie's Angels (2000) screaming at a lock of blond hair in his hand.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was never able to stress enough how diversity diverged from social justice
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In place of Dallas' lost whale mural, a mural that says, "Dallas never disappoints in disappointing us."
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Had to look up an EO for work. Breathtaking agitprop in an era of dying paycheck to paycheck
Email signup for Trump updates titled 'Welcome to the Golden Age' with the White House logo. Trump points confidently.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"It's just anime, it can't hurt you"
Nina as chimera
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think it would shock the hell out of most people how much richly prophetic gonzo artistry you could find on cable in the 90s.
A lone figure walks through a vast, reddish desert landscape under a cloudy sky. The footprints in the sand and the distant dunes evoke solitude and endurance.Futuristic robot with a skull-like head painted with an American flag design, glowing red eyes, and exposed wires, set against a red-lit background.Man and woman embracing passionately under a shower. The man has a robotic arm and is covered in char and grime, the woman clean. The mood is intimate and emotional.A tense scene shows a man in sunglasses aiming a gun and a woman with disheveled red hair holding a baseball bat, conveying intensity and urgency.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Jeezis, WHAT ... AI is coming for the alt text
Broken image link with text reading, "Image may contain Body Part Hand Person Baby Massage and Finger"
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A dimly lit urban scene with a wooden utility pole by a sidewalk. Flowers and a cross lay at its base, suggesting a memorial. Nighttime adds a somber tone.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Nighttime scene of construction lifts lined up under streetlights, casting dramatic shadows. Their colorful arms are raised, creating an industrial, surreal atmosphere.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A graffiti-covered sign reading "NOT ART" on a tree in a dimly lit forest, with bare branches and a hint of sunrise adding a mysterious atmosphere.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Monochrome photo of a wooden shed in a barren park, featuring a sign reading "Not Art." Leafless trees create a stark, contemplative atmosphere.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Black and white image of a roadside with a wooden pole and a barrel labeled "NOT ART." A person walks on the path, and leafless trees line the background.
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NAMING YOURSELF AFTER A GOD AND THAT GOD IS THE GOD OF UNDELICIOUS APES
Trump's AI image of himself as Jesus
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this convo. I hope it is never given any context ever
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
With a sorry-to-this-man for UMEK and Charlotte de Witte
DJ performing on stage with vibrant lights and smoke effects, surrounded by a cheering crowd. The text reads: "Gonna tell my kids that business techno was slang for techno-fascism."
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A while back a friend posted this prompt, "Ruin a movie title by adding the letter r," and because hyper-focus will make you extra for no apparent reason, I made posters. Just stumbled on them again, glad they still make me laugh
Parody movie poster for The Devil Wears Prada, retitled "Dr. Evil Wears Prada"Parody movie poster for Funny Games, retitled "Funny Gamers", with the tagline, "It's about ethics in game journalism."Parody movie poster for Moon, retitled "Moron"
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I hate what AI has done to digital art. Opened up ASCII Art Studio finally (I know), where the Hello, world! is my foot
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hah. "Did you do this?" "No, sir. We did."
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Two bits of research for *the same* writing project...
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NoEnemiesToYourLeft @liquidmorpheme.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
(Speaking of Benno Fürmann, went for a walk in tonight's winter storm with The Princess + The Warrior soundtrack on the headphones. Absolutely perfect)
A dark, misty river scene with snowy overhanging tree branches.
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