LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just know that, according to 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻, any potential danger posed by Super Intelligence (gag) is all a hoax. Maybe it's something President Xi whispered in Donnie Cakes' ear. (You know, the magic healing one. 021
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Orange is the Old President” taking credit for Biden’s success. 020
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The press room is being remodeled. They’re replacing the reporters with mirrors that say, ‘You look fantastic, sir.’ 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump-appointed judge tells the administration to restore access. That's the comedy writer's touch. You couldn't have Judge Hippie McResistance show up. Nooooo. The universe sends over one of his own appointees carrying a copy of the Constitution like: “Sir, this thing came with the building 032
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thank God we have RFK Jr. on the case youtube.com/shorts/ErF5z...youtube.comSad Rat Lungworm Situation In San Diego 😢YouTube video by Chubbyemu 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mitch McConnell has made history as the first corpse to serve in the United States Senate. Just when you thought you’ve seen every idiotic move by Republicans. 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Our closest neighbor, a country that shares the longest undefended border on earth with us, a country bound to us by a century of blood and trade and friendship, just decided the United States was no longer a reliable partner, and started building other alliances. 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Kennedy Center does have serious financial trouble now: ticket sales, subscriptions, donations, and artist participation dropped following Trump’s 2025 takeover. 110
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The man physically cannot get through a single day without telling at least one lie. The President of the US can't control himself. 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This Elon information is very important. Please check it out! youtube.com/shorts/N3Elj...youtube.comEveryone needs to know about this.YouTube video by Aaron Parnas 032
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you’ve never seen this guy, now is a great time to meet him. He’s hilarious ! youtube.com/shorts/fy_5p...youtube.com🎵 You don't have to be lonely when Farmers Only got conned. 🎵YouTube video by Bill Jubran 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I can’t even imagine what this family went through. 020
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026donald trump did something decent today. Yes it’s true, trump honored Dolly Parton today by ordering flags to be flown at half mast due to her passing. www.cnn.com/2026/08/25/e...cnn.comLive updates: Dolly Parton dead at 80 | CNNCountry music icon Dolly Parton died peacefully in Nashville today, her nephew announced. She was 80 years old. 210
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A 30 second explanation or just how badly Trump has screwed up the Iran war. youtube.com/shorts/QVyMC...youtube.comPay to not play lol#duet #politics #news #currentevents #breakingnews Duet with: http... 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When Bruce Blakeman says he’ll cut bills 50% immediately, that’s campaign-salesman talk. Even eliminating every state tax and environmental charge wouldn’t halve most bills; supply, power plants, transmission, maintenance, storm repairs, and delivery infrastructure still have to be paid for. 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hey Sean Duffy, multiple planes have blown tires landing at Chicago O'Hare this week. Maybe take some of that ballroom and reflecting "lake" money and do some repaving. You know, before something really bad happens. 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My local NBC station gives a money report every day. They discuss how bad the economy is, gas prices and the cost of living, etc. Gloomy stuff. They then follow it with a commercial for a watch that costs $100,000 and more. That's being in touch! 031
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Groceries got really expensive, and my local gas station has a mortgage company on premises in case I need to fill the tank. But don't worry, the Orange administration is working hard to deny ABC-Disney a license. 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I worked on Wall Street for 30 years. I'm in my 60's and have little to no experience with Middle East politics. That means I'm just as qualified to be a Middle East envoy as Jared Kushner. Oh and Secretary of Defense. 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026First photo is the actual one. The second one was posted to Shit Social after cleaning it up 020
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026. @marcelias.bsky.social sir, I’m begging you to read this short, frightening and disturbing article and see if you or someone you know can help this woman and her family. Please. @briantylercohen.bsky.social Can you help? Please guys. I’m heartbroken but useless here. 020
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I also accept that his hair is natural, he weighs 215 pounds, and Mexico paid for the wall. Apparently, we’re replacing facts with Make-A-Wish requests.” 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026 Fine, Fatty won in 2020—along with the Nobel Prize, the Kentucky Derby, and Best in Show at Westminster. He has the paperwork in a box next to the toilet. 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Any updates on Don Toupéone, the Hair Apparent? Is Captain Combover 2.0, our Follicle in Chief, still wearing his woven Meerkats? 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Good news, America: Dr. Donald Trump, M.D., apparently finished his pediatrics residency sometime between bankrupting casinos and hawking steaks. So now we’re taking childhood vaccine guidance from a real-estate developer. What could possibly go wrong? 010
Reposted by LippyJimmyLippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh good God, there are two Donald Trumps youtube.com/shorts/8Xupr...youtube.comWait… is there a Trump body double? #dailyshowYouTube video by The Daily Show 121
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The mystery has been solved. Check out the results 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh good God, there are two Donald Trumps youtube.com/shorts/8Xupr...youtube.comWait… is there a Trump body double? #dailyshowYouTube video by The Daily Show 121
Reposted by LippyJimmyMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2026SHOUT OUT to Mike Luckovich: one of the all-time great political cartoonists. 🏆 With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever! THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏 367194275559
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Trump Melania love story continues. A beautiful story. youtube.com/shorts/978P9...youtube.comMAGA LOVE STORY - MELANIA hatred of him is WILDYouTube video by Tony Dortie 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Emma is one of the best young independent journalists out there. youtube.com/watch?v=hsmi...youtube.comBacked Into a Corner: Trump is Running Out of Options | Antispiral Ep. 18YouTube video by Emma Silverman 010
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026How about some love for this Jimmy youtube.com/shorts/vEGM_...youtube.comMCGOVERN FINALLY SOME1 WITH BALLSYouTube video by Tony Dortie 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Guys, you gotta see this. A demolition job on the Supreme Court. By a judge youtube.com/shorts/CgO9n...youtube.comSupreme Court Called OutDuet with: https://www.tiktok.com/@ani687019 Original video: https:... 000
LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Every once in a while I see a comedian roasting Trump. I think to myself, "how the f*ck did this moron get elected again?" 020