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LippyJimmy

@lippyjimmy.bsky.social
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I've battled cancer twice now, but I'm still alive. I pray to live long enough to see a Democrat in the White House in 2028. I refer to the current resident evil as "Orange Menace" to avoid bad language.

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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just know that, according to 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻, any potential danger posed by Super Intelligence (gag) is all a hoax. Maybe it's something President Xi whispered in Donnie Cakes' ear. (You know, the magic healing one.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Orange is the Old President” taking credit for Biden’s success.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The press room is being remodeled. They’re replacing the reporters with mirrors that say, ‘You look fantastic, sir.’
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump-appointed judge tells the administration to restore access. That's the comedy writer's touch. You couldn't have Judge Hippie McResistance show up. Nooooo. The universe sends over one of his own appointees carrying a copy of the Constitution like: “Sir, this thing came with the building
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank God we have RFK Jr. on the case youtube.com/shorts/ErF5z...
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Sad Rat Lungworm Situation In San Diego 😢
YouTube video by Chubbyemu
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mitch McConnell has made history as the first corpse to serve in the United States Senate. Just when you thought you’ve seen every idiotic move by Republicans.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our closest neighbor, a country that shares the longest undefended border on earth with us, a country bound to us by a century of blood and trade and friendship, just decided the United States was no longer a reliable partner, and started building other alliances.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Kennedy Center does have serious financial trouble now: ticket sales, subscriptions, donations, and artist participation dropped following Trump’s 2025 takeover.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No Kings Vote Early protest October 17th!
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The man physically cannot get through a single day without telling at least one lie. The President of the US can't control himself.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Elon information is very important. Please check it out! youtube.com/shorts/N3Elj...
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Everyone needs to know about this.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's true.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you’ve never seen this guy, now is a great time to meet him. He’s hilarious ! youtube.com/shorts/fy_5p...
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🎵 You don't have to be lonely when Farmers Only got conned. 🎵
YouTube video by Bill Jubran
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔😢
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can’t even imagine what this family went through.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
donald trump did something decent today. Yes it’s true, trump honored Dolly Parton today by ordering flags to be flown at half mast due to her passing. www.cnn.com/2026/08/25/e...
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Live updates: Dolly Parton dead at 80 | CNN
Country music icon Dolly Parton died peacefully in Nashville today, her nephew announced. She was 80 years old.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A 30 second explanation or just how badly Trump has screwed up the Iran war. youtube.com/shorts/QVyMC...
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Pay to not play lol
#duet #politics #news #currentevents #breakingnews Duet with: http...
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When Bruce Blakeman says he’ll cut bills 50% immediately, that’s campaign-salesman talk. Even eliminating every state tax and environmental charge wouldn’t halve most bills; supply, power plants, transmission, maintenance, storm repairs, and delivery infrastructure still have to be paid for.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey Sean Duffy, multiple planes have blown tires landing at Chicago O'Hare this week. Maybe take some of that ballroom and reflecting "lake" money and do some repaving. You know, before something really bad happens.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My local NBC station gives a money report every day. They discuss how bad the economy is, gas prices and the cost of living, etc. Gloomy stuff. They then follow it with a commercial for a watch that costs $100,000 and more. That's being in touch!
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Groceries got really expensive, and my local gas station has a mortgage company on premises in case I need to fill the tank. But don't worry, the Orange administration is working hard to deny ABC-Disney a license.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I worked on Wall Street for 30 years. I'm in my 60's and have little to no experience with Middle East politics. That means I'm just as qualified to be a Middle East envoy as Jared Kushner. Oh and Secretary of Defense.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First photo is the actual one. The second one was posted to Shit Social after cleaning it up
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh boy
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
. @marcelias.bsky.social sir, I’m begging you to read this short, frightening and disturbing article and see if you or someone you know can help this woman and her family. Please. @briantylercohen.bsky.social Can you help? Please guys. I’m heartbroken but useless here.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I also accept that his hair is natural, he weighs 215 pounds, and Mexico paid for the wall. Apparently, we’re replacing facts with Make-A-Wish requests.”
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fine, Fatty won in 2020—along with the Nobel Prize, the Kentucky Derby, and Best in Show at Westminster. He has the paperwork in a box next to the toilet.
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any updates on Don Toupéone, the Hair Apparent? Is Captain Combover 2.0, our Follicle in Chief, still wearing his woven Meerkats?
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good news, America: Dr. Donald Trump, M.D., apparently finished his pediatrics residency sometime between bankrupting casinos and hawking steaks. So now we’re taking childhood vaccine guidance from a real-estate developer. What could possibly go wrong?
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh good God, there are two Donald Trumps youtube.com/shorts/8Xupr...
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Wait… is there a Trump body double? #dailyshow
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The mystery has been solved. Check out the results
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh good God, there are two Donald Trumps youtube.com/shorts/8Xupr...
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Wait… is there a Trump body double? #dailyshow
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Meerkats see Trump's wig ... They're very afraid.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SHOUT OUT to Mike Luckovich: one of the all-time great political cartoonists. 🏆 With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever! THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Trump Melania love story continues. A beautiful story. youtube.com/shorts/978P9...
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MAGA LOVE STORY - MELANIA hatred of him is WILD
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thoughts?
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Emma is one of the best young independent journalists out there. youtube.com/watch?v=hsmi...
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Backed Into a Corner: Trump is Running Out of Options | Antispiral Ep. 18
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Umm
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This might get me in trouble, but…
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How about some love for this Jimmy youtube.com/shorts/vEGM_...
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MCGOVERN FINALLY SOME1 WITH BALLS
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guys, you gotta see this. A demolition job on the Supreme Court. By a judge youtube.com/shorts/CgO9n...
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Supreme Court Called Out
Duet with: https://www.tiktok.com/@ani687019 Original video: https:...
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LippyJimmy @lippyjimmy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every once in a while I see a comedian roasting Trump. I think to myself, "how the f*ck did this moron get elected again?"
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