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Matt Bodner

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Keep Gucky away from me I don't like this creature.
Cover art from Perry Rhodan's "Die Kosmische Hanse" which is in German, I don't know what that means in English. Anyways Gucky looks like a human in a spacesuit with a beaver head, and just one giant front tooth on the top of his jaw. In this cover he's sitting on a human's lap facing the human and holding a large carrot up.Cover art from Perry Rhodan's "Die Aventeuer von Mausbiber Gucky" which is in German, I don't know what that means in English. Anyways Gucky looks like a human in a spacesuit with a beaver head, and just one giant front tooth on the top of his jaw. In this cover he's behind a woman and holding her shoulders while looking creepy as hell.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@pippinbarr.bsky.social you were crazy for this one.
Screenshot from The Zium Museum by The Zium Society. A digital art gallery / zine.

The screenshot shows an entry way into a gallery space blocked by apparently a solid gray wall.

 The work in the screenshot is titled "The Available Space 1" by Pippin Bar (2017)

"Default Unity cube in default material scaled to fill the available space in the gallery".
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cat yawning bigly
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At the diving competition and one of the competitors has this hairstyle am i cooked?
A model with what can only be described as having their hair gelled into a 3 foot tall cone with a sharp point at the top.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Screenshot of a Google search result:

People also ask

Is a banh mi for two gays?
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh hi
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh ok so that's how it is.
Google search, "is it JSON or json" asking if JSON needs to be in all caps.

Response:
AI Overview
When programmers say "JSON vs JSON", they are usually comparing different variations, formats, or usages of JavaScript Object Notation (JSON). Common comparisons include comparing a standard JSON object to a JSON string, a JSON array, or the JSON format used in other languages.

The issue is the response is using the correct way to spell JSON (which is all caps) and can't answer the question properly.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't think any of these are supposed to be for pets. I found bunger at the top of the stairs this morning I don't know how the little guy carried it up there.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#cat?????
Cat sitting down in between two stair bannister supporting posts with ears bigger than its face and its tail so long and wirey all wrapped around one of the posts.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
World of ultimate Jasons....
Screenshot from "The Sopranos Wiki". A list of every character named Jason on the show.

Jason Barone, son of Dick and Helen Barone
Jason LaPenna, son of Jennifer Melfi
Jason Parisi, son of Patsy Parisi
Jason Gervasi, son of Carlo Gervasi
Jason Evanina, partner of Lorraine Calluzzo
Jason Molinaro, recurring character
Jason Malatesta, friend of A.J Soprano
Jason Masucci, soldier of the Lupertazzi crime family
Jason Blundetto, one of Tony Blundetto’s twin sons
Jason, the son of Christopher Moltisanti's cousin Connie.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
WHAT AXIS DO LINE GO UP ON ALEX? WHAT AXIS?
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The yucky child.
All four pictures are of the same cat perched stop a scratching post. The cat is a Devon rex which makes him look like a cat but not really.All four pictures are of the same cat perched stop a scratching post. The cat is a Devon rex which makes him look like a cat but not really.All four pictures are of the same cat perched stop a scratching post. The cat is a Devon rex which makes him look like a cat but not really.All four pictures are of the same cat perched stop a scratching post. The cat is a Devon rex which makes him look like a cat but not really.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
He's sad because I filled the box with potassium salt.
Sad cat stuck in a box.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hydra on the snail, where will they go?
Hydra attached to a freshwater snail.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Got some software that can turn your screen into a 3d image in real time. So I'm just looking at 3d rotating food gifs in vr.
Photo of the left lens of my VR headset. The only thing visible through the lens is a chicken wrap.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
These people get mad at everything???
Screenshot of a tweet.

@jondelarroz "Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything."

There are two images attached one is of a namecard for He-Man that shows the pronouns "She/Her" for He-Man. The other image is of He-Man.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We already did this? www.entrepreneur.com/business-new...
Screengrab of the linked article. The headline reads "The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife" the hologram is Hatsune Miku.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Daredevil saying "Maybe New York's getting the mayor it deserves."
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What do you think is going on here where the bowl on the table is casting a shadow on the floor in one view, and the ceiling in another?
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
She's strangling him 😻
Kitten and adult cat sharing a bed together the adult cat has her front left leg around the kitten pinning him. It is cute but also the adult cat is done with the kitten biting her all the time. Like she hissed at him and then pinned him like this. Maybe if the kitten could just chill out the adult wouldnt mind sharing the bed. I don't know. still cute though.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
He's using psychic attacks 🥰
Photo of a cat tower. Kitten is on top looking down at an adult cat who is having her brain attacked with psychic powers. It's quite gruesome. It kind of looks like the photo was taken while she was shaking her head but it's not that... it was the psychic powers.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I trapped the immortal soul of my friends girlfriends uncle in my kitten. I'm hoping he will gain a avuncular qualities that will be vital in the coming trials.
Just a kitten in a hammock.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
They're discussing where to hide the body 🥰
Two cats and adult and a kitten. The adult is laying down on a cat bed and the kitten is sitting on the same bed with his left paw on the one laying down.

They are making eye contact.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
We're turning him into soup tonight!
A kitten who looks like it will make a yummy soup.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Reminded me of this.
Four panel comic strip by Dragonharte featuring Batman and the Joker.

Panel One, Joker is driving a car while laughing.
Panel 2, We see the car driving down a pier towards Batman who is facing away.
Panel 3, Joker crashes into Batman who doesn't move or even react.
Panel 4, Wind blows Batman's cape up revealing Batman was sitting on top of a large ship tie, functionally acting like a bollard, and that Joker has crashed into that, and not hit Batman whatsoever.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
wet dog image, (no alt text this time maybe thats the issue)
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
elongated peepy (plush toy)
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
bluesky is blacking out my images help
elongated peepy (plush toy)
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i just think they have a pleasing shape
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Google search for "how come cat tricked by bird on tv but not other cat on tv?"
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@meowskateboards.bsky.social sponsor me.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Long way to leap.
Google maps screenshot measuring the distance between two landmarks in Blue Bell Park Philadelphia, Lover's Leap and Lover's Landing, the distance between the two is about 650 feet.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Wikipedia screenshot from "Frog (horse anatomy)"

The picture is of a horses hoof with yellow lines creating a triangle shape. The caption is "the frog is triangular in shape."
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The reviews are in
Review from Pip Pip
5 stars
It was amazing just that if you eat too much you get diarrhea so I really recommend it
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Alright I'm sold.
Screenshot from the video of a billboard that says "pet foods Gleebo" stylized in a way that makes it a clear callback to an advertisement from Silent Hill for "cat foods minmo"
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I love my framers. @miski.bsky.social this print came out so good!
A framed print of a cat drawingA framed print of a cat drawing.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Are cylinder with a handle style sci-fi batteries based on anything irl? They seem like the most satisfying thing a person could interact with on the planet.
Shield Battery from Apex LegendsBattery from Titanfall 2Battery from Cyberpunk 2077
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Uhhhh don't do that
Baby bird that walked over to my car and stuck it's head under the wheel meaning I can't drive without killing it.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Photo of my cat, a Cornish Rex, on a shelf with many rows of hats. One is shaped like a chicken, another like a bear, about 5 of them are made to resemble fruits. Above the shelf, there is a painting of my cat with a sacabambapsis.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
More evidence for my theory.
A shitty meme I made that suggests mario and bowser are lovers.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
www.reddit.com/r/itchio/com... Here's what I was replying to.
Screenshot from the linked reddit post. It reads:

Example how to easily draft a complaint letter using AI (IN UNDER 1 MINUTE)

IF YOU WANT, you may go to Microsoft Copilot (requires no sign-up/log-in) and tell them something like (example being PayPal): 

"Can you help me write a letter to PayPal? I want the tone to be formal and firm. The letter is to PayPal's board of directors. The topic is concerning recent restrictions they have imposed on Itch.io and Steam (the gaming platforms) forcing certain games to be removed from sale. The games do not include real people. They are fictional, cartoon games and lawful to possess/create/buy. I want PayPal to know that I think their restrictions are illegal. I want them to know that I will make it a permanent part of my political identity to seek out regulations in my country that restrict them, I will seek lawfirms and press the idea to them that PayPal is performing illegal anti-trust actions, and I will seek to promote legal actions that will have them labeled as a monopoly and broken up."
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Everyone here has bad track etiquette??????
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Screen grab of Matthew Murdock from the Daredevil TV show saying "Maybe New York's getting the mayor it deserves." Matthew's face has been edited badly to be smiling.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I love Ikea but this is nuts.
Screenshot of two support emails from Ikea. The first one says they will respond to my request in 24-48 hours, it was sent about 30 days ago. The second email from Ikea only displays the timestamp showing it was sent 8 minutes ago.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
These 3 accounts keep liking and unliking a post I made weeks ago to give me a new notification??? Are they bots? Is bluesky broken? Is this hell? Am I in hell? Did I die and go to a hell like place indistinguishable from Earth except it's hell? I have leftovers in the fridge im gonna eat for lunch.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
yeah sure
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
gonna be so funny when this takes my job.
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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Can't go to the Christian skatepark without rocking the @mega64official.bsky.social shirt.
Me in front of a Christian non profit skatepark wearing a shirt of a skateboarding skeleton that says "my youth pastor would love this!"
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