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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes I wish I had the ignorance of modern culture of my boomer dad-overheard him saying “I’ve never heard of Morgan Wallen, I didn’t know what a big deal he was.”
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sneakernight Vanessa Hudgens
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy International Day of Friendship from this epic group of mascot pals! 🤗
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know it’s lit when the bar plays not one but TWO doors songs in one visit.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If I had a superpower, it would be eating cheese fries for every meal without any negative health effects.
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French Fries Drenched in Melted Cheese Sauce
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Breaking news-SC has appointed a new senator already!
A photo of Cocky, the mascot for the University of South Carolina.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not that I really care, but I would like England to win so we can get an updated “three lions” 🦁 🦁 🦁
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nothing makes me more annoyed than a menu or service not having a price on it which makes me either hope for the best or ask awkwardly how much it is. IDC if your prices change and you need to print new menus/posters let the people know!
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Curious if other vegetarians/vegans are noticing this. In the last 3 weeks, I’ve been served meat dishes or picked up takeout with meat dishes when I’ve specifically and explicitly ordered vegetarian. I’ve been veg 6+ yrs and it’s never been this frequent or pervasive!
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My BF has a touch tunes account and I’m trying to get him to play a Bob Dylan song in the bar. I’m thinking “god gave name to all the animals.”
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cool to see some representation for the popcorn classics, didn’t realize Travis is a big “Shaggy DA” fan! #5bags
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy flag day to my grandmother’s stuffed white bear that plays “stars and stripes forever” cannily and ends with the bear stating “America! number ONE!!!!”
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PlanetF1 @planetf1com.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What a journey it has been for Lewis Hamilton and Fred Vasseur. From the junior series together, to the top of the podium with Ferrari.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think as a society we fell from grace when old navy stopped selling 2 for $5 flip flops.
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Brian Fletcher @brianfletcher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is Dandy erasure
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Digging the 2000s playlist in the swag/libations area of the LPGA. So far I’ve counted 2 songs from NOW 25 and waiting for the other 18.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We all know who is gonna win the French Open and it’s not the two guys on the left.
Photo of google search for “best tennis players of all time” and from left to right: Roger Federer, Novak Djoxovic, and George the capybara.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference
A photo of 2 TVs, the one on the left showing the Philadelphia 76ers/Boston Celtics game, and the other showing an episode of wheel of fortune.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s a great night in Philly sports with former mascots ending in “shot!”
Slap shot, the original Philadelphia flyers mascot, holding a hockey stick. Big shot, a former mascot of the Philadelphia 76ers, spinning a basketball
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Broke: disappointment at forgetting to cancel my Bob Dylan Patreon subscription and losing $5.40 Woke: discovering that the comments on the weird ass stories and letters are worth it for the cost
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Playing top golf for the first time ever with my BF who is way more into golf than me-after I won 3/5 games we played.
Photo of Leslie Knope hunting with Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Rec. The text reads “Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
every song from the year 2000 was a tune about nascar racing if you search for the deeper meaning
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Really digging the brewery playing 2000s Dashboard Confessional, I feel seen!
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why yes, I am very intrigued to make Kim Kardashian’s favorite Passover food, who is *checks notes* not Jewish. Stellar Jewish content!
Screenshot of email from the Kveller Editors with the subject “Kim Kardashian’s Favorite Passover Food”
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It happened! I shared F1 news with my boyfriend that he didn’t already know! Congrats Charles and Alexandra!
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The state of NASCAR instagram
the.blister.exists 6h 
tbh the best kreischer one ain't even that bad
stockcarvault 6h
@the.blister.exists it's definitely not as bad as the others but something about a wife and mother posing for a picture with another man like that just makes me feel icky.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Are we sure it’s not a dybbuk?
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My BF “accidentally” booked Valentine’s Day dinner a few doors down from his favorite beer bar. Coincidence?
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a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Most people: I can’t miss the game so I’ll do stuff during the commercials Me: the football is back on, time to do the dishes
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is the image that inspired Paul McCartney to write “Hey Bulldog” (it was originally going to be “Hey Bullfrog”).
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
In true Jewish fashion, I couldn’t celebrate a holiday without remembering suffering. In my Hanukkah cookie making, unfortunately a Maccabee lost his life bravely fighting against the Seleucid Empire. Thankfully he did get to enjoy Disney World during his life. #HappyHanukkah
Photo of sugar cookies cut into various shapes, primarily the shape a human with the head broken off.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If I ever need a third gig, I think I’ll be a cheerleader at the #WorldDartsChampionship, a sport that definitely needs cheerleaders.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
As an encore to the #XPNCountdown I’d be happy to lend WXPN my copy of a record I bought awhile back that’s just a dozen or so covers of “Louie Louie.” Nothing is better than listening to different covers of a song back to back!
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The bar I’m at is playing the prequels, at least they’re playing parts with Jar Jar and not space congress. #starwars #jarjarbinks
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Listening to the #XPNCountdown as the top songs crept closer is the closest I’ll get to the feeling my mom had in 1978 when she listened to the top 40 countdown. Thankfully I am happy with the top choice, unlike her who reacted to “Shadow Dancing” getting the top spot-her 12 y.o. reaction? “Yuck.”
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Would you rather: watch yet another remake of Animal Farm, OR, watch a hastily made 2-minute trailer made by me in high school after my group members bailed on the assignment? #animalfarm
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The WXPN 885 cover countdown broadcast is the closest our nation has come to huddling around a radio since “The War of the Worlds” broadcast. #XPNCountdown
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
So far the worst part of turning 30 is my quarterly life insurance premium going up by 39 cents. Ageism is real!
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Pretty shocking how the footage of me from 15 years ago getting drunk for the first time on Burnetts is only now going viral.
Photo of a raccoon laying facedown in a bathroom after breaking into a liquor store and getting drunk and passing out.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
TBT to 2013 when I got my wisdom teeth removed, and upon awaking from anesthesia, asked my mom to buy me an eggnog latte which I proceed to spill half of down my shirt since my lips were still numb 😂
Screenshot of an email from Starbucks alerting us that eggnog lattes are back.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Another hard hitting piece of journalism from the NYT.
A screenshot of an article from the New York Times daily digest stating “today’s number-120-that’s the weight, in pounds, of this years official White House gingerbread house.”An image of Will Ferrell as Deangelo Vickers from the TV show “The Office” stating “I’m telling you, that gingerbread house could be the star of the “NYT articles I don’t care about.””
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Scene: the bar Normal people: watching one of the multiple professional sports games being broadcast Me: watching the ESPN documentary about Duke basketball in the early 1990s because I can’t follow actual sports
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Rooting for a Lions win so I can watch David Montgomery eat a carrot in vegetarian/vegan solidarity with me again.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
TBT to thanksgiving circa 2011 when I tried to connect with my grandpa, who was a part time farmer, about the corn industry after watching a documentary about it in school, and he responded by complaining about Obama’s policies for farming.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Scene: interior restaurant, music playing in the background Partner: I think this is that sad song by the Smiths I was complaining about Me: that’s just every song by the Smiths
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Realizing that Scooby-Doo’s family extends beyond Scrappy-Doo makes me want to review a genogram to understand the lore. #ilovesocialwork
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Theaters showing the wicked marathon are weak. If you’re not showing the trilogy (wicked; wicked for good; wizard of oz) don’t even bother.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Thinking about how “so sick” by Ne-Yo probably confuses the youngsters given the first verse being about changing the shared answering machine message.
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Lip Pike @lip-pike.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The bar is playing “She Wolf” by Shakira and remembering how it was inexplicably the most played song on my family’s iTunes (I’m an only child).
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