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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

You're telling me someone who writes like this could fall for a man who looks like an overcooked hot dog and sounds like dishwasher full of bees?

An ear had never before been so important, so burdened. An ear had never before represented the divide between the organic course of American history and an alternate timeline on which the democratic process was corrupted by an aberrant act of violence as it had not been in more than half a century. Yet an ear had never appeared to have gone through less. Except there, on the tiniest patch of this tiny sculpture of skin, a minor distortion that resembled not a crucifixion wound but the distant aftermath of a sunburn.

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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 17/11/2025

The flag flapped in the fire. It was a flag and a simile. A metaphor for a real thing, a nation divided upon itself and outside of itself. And it was also a gun. The country reached for the gun, but they found it was just a metaphor. The Politician's brain worm called me from his carphone.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

They won't tell you this, but if you drink two Celsius back to back you unlock a secret 25th hour.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I think it'd be a dilutory rather than compound effect.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Scared, white, suburbanite is basically the Ur-Republican voter. American Fascism is NextDoor with a paramilitary.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The Catholic Church, an institution known for their up-to-date takes and trendiness.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Knees: Inherently funny. Both the actual joints and the word. Good job whoever came up with that pairing.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

It's actually very funny to include two Presidents, both of whom oversaw a war and one who tried to invade Cuba, as simple "men of words".

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I'm in France, a couple at the café table next to me hears my accent when I order. The woman, tears in her eyes, asks if I'm American. When I say yes, the man leans over and says "Je suis Charlie Kirk".

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Don't you dare come after Jerry. Reubens use Thousand Island Dressing which has mayo in it.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Charles Jabón Kirkleford, or "Ol Ham Gums" to his friends, was more than just a man. He was the most famous person the admin could have killed without it really mattering in the long run. He built an empire of misquoting undergrads with just grit, determination, and untold millions in dark money.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

To everyone going "how did all this fit?" .30-06 casings are about the size of your pinky/ring finger. The Delay Defend Depose casings were 9mm. So slightly narrower and 1/3 the length.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Democrats would watch a colleague be ritualistically dissolved by Republicans on the floor of the Senate and spend their time in line for the Acid Pool discussing the best way to reach across the aisle.

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: being racist & advocating for mass shootings

a description of the shooting

Kirk talked about gun violence moments before he was shot, video shows

Warning: This post contains graphic descriptions of the shooting some readers may find distressing.
In videos circulating on social media of the event, Charlie Kirk can be seen sitting in a white gazebo addressing a crowd gathered at an event at Utah Valley University.

The tent features the words "The American Comeback Tour" - the name of his current speaking tour.

In one video, an audience member can be heard asking Kirk about mass shootings in America:
"Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?"

Holding a microphone, Kirk responds: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

A loud gunshot is heard and Kirk appears to jolt backwards in his seat. Blood can be seen on his neck.

People in the crowd scream and start running from the area.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

A career of going to college campuses to stir shit and brushing off school shootings as an "unfortunate" but worthwhile cost of the 2nd Amendment, cut short.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Pretty straight line between woo-y alt health, eugenics, and fascism. The populace is a body beset by ever shifting "toxins". It is up to the individual to eliminate weakness by purging those toxins. Any system that helps weaker groups is upsetting the natural harmony and causing sickness.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Oh, so they're on that 100% Qanon "White Hat" tip

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

"Sorry, my pet can't be vaccinated due to their religious beliefs. They're a Christian Science Monitor Lizard."

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Therapist: You can't keep avoiding criticism by misusing outdated slang to derail the conversation. Me: That's extremely not jiggy with it.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Guy Economy is an outgrowth of Dudes Rock Theory. When the Guy Market becomes untethered from the underlying value of Dudes Rocking the result is a very low quality Guy. Bundling similar types of Guys makes men, generally, a toxic asset.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Given how other billionaires have reacted to getting dragged on social media, what we have here is likely the key point in Mark Cuban's "why I left the left" villain origin story.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

This is also why Dems like Mayor Pete are so annoying when they trot out the "I don't want to pay for a billionaire's kid." line against free college. Who fucking cares, Pete!? That's, like, a few dozen people and billionaires probably aren't send their kids to state schools.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Vance's entire career is white grievance as politics. Foreigners and non-whites must show constant gratitude or be subject to (benevolent) white wrath. It's identical to the "slaves were given job opportunities and learned valuable skills" rhetoric.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Totally Alive Alpha Male blasts soundtrack to musicals in his Rose Garden.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Me: Oh boy, I can't wait to enjoy this product of modern medicine. Grapefruit: Absolutely not.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Is saliva the most "neutral" tasting liquid?

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Third rate Satan. Many people are saying. Hashtag MakeAmericaSatanAgain.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

MTG is doing exactly what nearly every major newspaper accused the campus protestors of doing (Trojan horsing her antisemitism by pretending to care about Palestinians) AND she's in a position of power. Yet, we don't see endless op-eds about it.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Man with a net worth larger than the rest of this entire website combined: Would you let Donald Trump say the n-word if it meant saving a Christian baby?

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Sorry doc, that's a load bearing coping mechanism.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

50% of these are "luxury space communism would be good, actually."

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Why did they call it the breaking wheel? Because it was only for people who broke wheely serious crimes.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Wokeism with Sherman characteristics.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The straight fucking line from Trump defending Neo Nazis protesting the removal of a Confederate monument to this.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I've had to do more project management work recently and it is: A) soul crushing B) easy as hell You can just say shit with no citations and no one can call you on it. "Project leaders align team prerogatives to advanced value driven objective." "Who said that?" "Me, just now. Moving on."

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

How the fuck are these AI wearables that record everything you do and all your interactions with people going to interface with two party consent laws?

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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 19/08/2025

“How unaccomplished the downtrodden are” is going to stick with me more than anything else

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

"Saying slavery was bad is woke" is the logical conclusion to the past decade of right wing culture warriors and the centrist pundits who laundered their bullshit.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Arming NG with pistols that have a reputation for uncommanded discharges/"going off by themselves" seems like a choice and a built in excuse if something bad happens.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Half this country thinks solar panels are 5G transmitters that turn kids gay and the James Webb telescope is satanic spying satellite. We're not getting a Dyson Sphere.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Since the trick to getting rich is telling other rich people enormous lies about idiotic ideas here are a few of my pitches: - Turning the moon insides out. - Making the ocean 5G compatible. - Volcano powered space elevators. - Training bees to do chores for you. Chorbeez!

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

If my father announced my death by retweeting a Newsmax headline I'd kill myself.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

*Adding vanilla soy milk to my coffee* Yo dawg, we heard you liked bean liquid. So we added some bean liquid to your bean liquid to add to your bean liquid.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I was in my local communist coffeehouse (right next to my centrist book store and reasonable Republican auto parts shop) when the barista asked a person's pronouns to write on the cup. No less than three people pull out their laptops and change their voting registration from Dem to Independent.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Actually, it should be "Inventing guys at whom to be mad."

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