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How did all this dust get everywhere? It's like magic.

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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I beat The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! Real patriots salute the flag for at least 10 minutes.
Clear screen for successfully voting. It says "THANK YOU FOR VOTING!" "You completed 27 out of 30 activities Keep playing to find more!" below that is a scrollable bunch of "I voted"-style stickers of the 27 things I did, such as "I Unlocked the Ground Pound" and "I Detonated an Atomic Bomb" and "I Saluted the Flag"
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Superior Spider-Man, on the other hand...
Full-page comic book panel in which the Superior Spider-Man unleashes his spider-bots upon New York City. Out loud, he says, "Go forth, my pets, and show me... ...EVERYTHING."

Inner monologue: "Most spiders have eight eyes. As of tonight, thanks to my SPIDER-BOTS, I shall have EIGHT THOUSAND. Rest easy, New York. Your hero, DR. OTTO OCTAVIUS, the SUPERIOR Spider-Man, is watching over you."
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Three cats loafing on a fuzzy blanket, all close enough to snuggle. The two in front are a grey tabby and an orange tabby. Behind the orange tabby is a black cat. They are all awake.
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Wow, look, an oblong."
A still from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4, the one about the Internet. Yellow guy peers through a door in cyberspace, revealing a realm with a black sky and a floor pattern of endless, alternating black and white tiles. Within the space floats a grey rectangle. "Wow, look, an oblong," yellow guy says in this moment.
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
In an old Avengers comic, Iron Man puts his fist on the table and says, "In fact, why DON'T we disband while we have the chance??"
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
4 panels from the second-to-last page of Angela: Queen of Hel. Apologies for not transcribing all the text from every panel, but Angela offers Sera a deal: "I will love you, and I will stay with you, and I will support and defend you as long as you will have me. Because you are the thing that I love completely. And you-- you love me, and stay with me, and support and care for me, for as long as you will have me. Because I am the thing that you love completely. Tell me, Sera of New York City... Do we have a deal?" (Sera says, "Deal," on the following page)
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I have some fun trivia from the design of the original Superior Spider-Man costume that might serve as a helpful contrast: Otto's lenses are more rigid, less emotional; while the web lines make him slightly angry all the time.
A cropped photo of concept art from Superior Spider-Man volume 1. It shows his mask from two different angles and includes notes such as "BIG, NON-EMOTIONAL EYES" and "*IMPORTANT! FACE WEBS MAKE SLIGHT ANGRY BROW AND 'ALIEN' NOSE" and "EYES TAKE UP HUGE PORTION OF MASK"
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This will probably get cropped, too, but Bluesky's automatically cropped version was silly:
Utahraptor: WE'VE got gut too!

FUCK
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Lint @lint-wizard.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Old-timey comic book panel depicting Namor as he throws a powerful underwater punch and shouts, "IMPERIUS REX!"
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