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Buttmuncher

@linsang.bsky.social
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(wyatt) Drink, Bark, Scurry. NB masc something. Portland. They/he. 27!

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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
boink romance.blackwhiskercult.com
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is there a more universal Creative Writing experience than meeting a poet for the first time and leaving with an armful of books that theyre desperately trying to get rid of 💀
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
computah, summarize this wolf
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Need to comm a furry "EX LIBRIS" stamp from somebody. I have like four or five artists in mind that could do this style really well. Imagine the below but instead of a skull or whatever it's a naked furry guy with a book over his sheath
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jab, hook. www.chess.com/analysis/gam...
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woof!
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who wants some free DVDs 🔥 #analog
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what sasuke sees every time he fights naruto
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy howloween..
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fifteen hundred eloooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Who's officially a mediocre chess player?? THIS GUY
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
deeply satisfying for some reason to read big scholarly works about poets with the @bewerebooks.bsky.social furry pinup bookmarks
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
exCUSSEEEE me, instagram?????
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
felt puppy!! have a wednesday selfie
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
source:
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
proof that even my coworkers know I'm a Doggy 😌
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
projecting so much puppy energy at work that my coworkers all refer to me as a doggy and write "woof!" on my sandwich orders
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We've been living with the consequences of Robert Bly's shitty poem for almost forty years and every year it gets more annoying
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
dog wasted
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
today's dawg drawing,,,
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yesterday's dawg drawing,,
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What if a Dog was Unknowable
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is crazy that this very gently-written critique has led some people to have "LOOK AT MY DEGREE, PEASANT!" level crashouts. Only one side here is calmly and consistently citing textual evidence. The other is berating them for daring to bring it up, and citing little to nothing.
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kicking myself in the head. I'm so mad I missed this in the game. I got to this point and realized I had miscalculated and that my tactic wouldn't work. I stared at it, and decided that draw by repetition was best. In lieu of my failure, today's chess challenge for you is "Find Mate in Eleven."
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Telling my kids that this was Angine de Poitrine
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hi, I haven't mentioned it here, but I am once again UNEMPLOYED! While I swing my hammer and sing old workers songs in the resume mines, if you have a story that needs touching up, consider shooting me a commission!
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
what do you think guys. should i apply
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
✨Strike A Pose🎵
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know miyazaki feels cunty as hell in that smock
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Substar has come up with a compromise on the knee thing
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Walt Whitman DID NOT say that
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
CHIITAN SAMA?????
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
like girl. if you try to do this without knowing anything about bathhouses you turn into the CEO of Sex Theranos
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
we live in a chuck palahniuk novel
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
oh! so ominous..
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
my little helper
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
reaaaaaaaally wish there hadn't been a light leak here
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
two dinguses
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LIKE COME ON
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
like are we being serious rn
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
people are paying for this?
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
me
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy nude year!
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
sorry to be spamming your mentions but this shit makes me see red.
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Proof for people who don't want to read. The subjects had twenty minutes. The researcher claims that the subjects were told they weren't required to finish the seven paragraph passage. Obviously, though, the subjects assume they'll be dinged if they can't finish.
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Proof of what i mean. this is a 'problematic reader.' The readers had only twenty minutes.
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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
sometimes self care means hanging up the horse penis shower curtain
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