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Bitching While Beige

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"Give me strength, Queen Latifah." Cardi's Jewish cousin from NJ. 🍉🇩🇴

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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God, I love Black ppl. I'm working a private rental, they just brought me out a fish plate & banana pudding. I'm going to be asleep before the party is over.
Fried fish, onions & peppers, glazed carrots, rice, rolls, baked chicken.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yo. Spicy book readers are HILARIOUS. I just got this from the library & found this on the first page.
The Mistake by Elle Kennedy A post it note listing the spicy Chapters 🤣🤣
Spicy Chapters: 4, 7, 10, 12, 27, 28, and 21
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Primera vez que mis papas rellenas no se desbaratan. No las vuelvo a hacer jamás.
Stuffed potato balls
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Between the love bugs & this love bug, I can get no peace.
My tan dog jumped onto my lap as I sit outside getting fresh air
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SWOON
Linda & David
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My queens!
Emma Darcy & Emilia Clarke
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I lost my cherry!" Oops...
Mamá got a mai taiMai tai
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was on the water all weekend.
I'm in a black dress & glasses sipping on my drink Dinner on the river in Belmar NJMy last morning on the Jersey Shore
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FDNY Chris Mozzillo 5/8/74-9/11/01 "Time is never time at all." I didn't know you, but it's 25 yrs later & I'm thinking of you.
An inscription on a bench on the Belmar boardwalk dedicated to the FDNY Chris Mozzillo who died on 9/11.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dinner on the Shark River, NJ.
I'm trying to find the straw but it keeps *hiccup* moving Tuna tostadaBelmar breeze
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My cousin tried skipping it when it came on... BITCH??!
Orchid Wally remix
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Somebody's titi's outside
Me with a black dress on Me being sunkissed & cuteMe with a crazy filter with no nose
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Central Jersey, I'm in you!
The view over the great land of Jersey as my plane descends.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trying to do anything with a clingy dog:
My tan dog with golden eyes laying om my leg.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Almost done, just gonna let it cook for a bit.
Chili made with ground turkey
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here it is after seasoning it
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I only use ground turkey for my chili & it doesn't come out dry.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh I've had one for yrs. Her name's Alicia. Part of the collection.
Electric moka pot greca
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Shrimp salad counts, right???
Shrimp salad with onions, peppers, cilantro
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pray for the moms getting these kids ready for the first day of school. This took a whole day, you hear me?! 4 shampoos, a deep conditioner, half a bottle of mousse, a 2 hour break, and I'm finally done. This was the halfway mark. I'm going to start booking her hair appointments months in advance.
My daughter's freshly washed hair, half is in twists, the other half is loose.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Quiet, Honey Bun is going to learn how to say "mama" & "dada".
My tan dog with gold eyes, Honey Bun
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pot roast is almost done, banana pudding is in the fridge, Honey is ready for a break.
My super clingy tan Chihuahua mix cuddling with me on the couch
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Curls curls everywhere
My curls were curlingDrinking wine with my pretty curlsI love a rod setHighlights & a rod set
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My dog, Honey Bun & her buddy, Ace. He's staying with us for a few days. LOOK AT HIS BIG EARS!
Ace is a chonky pitty. Honey Bun's ears are lopsided. Brown & white pitty and my tan Chihuahua mix are sun bathing.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's good but I wish it had fruit. I bet the biscuit pieces would work well for a peach cobbler.
My flipped Baby Monkey Bread.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Baby Monkey Bread!
Personal sized monkey bread in the air fryer, baked for 15 minutes at 325⁰
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to wait for it to cool down & flip.
Cut up biscuit dough covered in cinnamon sugar Poured caramel sauce over itAir fried on 325⁰ for 10 minutes, I just put it back in for 5 more minutes
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's cold!
Me, hiding under a blanket at a birthday party
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pops would have wanted to go to Red Lobster on Father's Day.
My Pops, Julio, he was moody, yo. Wearing his golf cap, glasses, and a blue striped shirt. He was a pain in my ass and I miss him.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I didn't know that they sold guandules already in the coconut milk. We'll see on Sunday how they taste.
Can of pigeon peas in coconut milk.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I literally used to get gas with pocket change.
Jim Carrey's character walks through a gas station where it's $1.13 a gallon.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is my puphew, King. He's a very good boy, despite the time he turned on the stove & set the apartment on fire.
A very sweet Dalmatian rests his head on my lap.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Breakfast of champions!!! #kat #knicks #centraljersey 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴
Mangú y salami, el desayuno de los campeones
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Haitians & Dominicans & a few other countries add beets to the potato salad.
Pink potato salad with beets
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My sister just posted this to the group chat. I just know that my tío Santana on the right was thinking, "This is my happy face". 🤣
An oldddd picture of my male cousin & his bride with our uncle and an unknown lady. They must have been the padrinos of the wedding.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They also like bullying me into making cheese empanadas.
Mini cheese empanadas on a blue plate
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
OK well help me convince your bestie that she should wrap her hair for bedtime because it tangles easily.
My daughter who has a bus load of hair that she wants to wear loose, sitting cross legged on the couch playing a video game that I can't remember the name of. Switch? Game Grand Boy?
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They do desserts right at Publix, that's for damn sure.
Churro flavored mini bundt cakesIced cinnamon swirl cakeCarrot cupcakes
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I loved this peacoat sooooo muuuuuch.
I'm wearing some jeggings and boots & a peacoat.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm trying to find a pic of me at a pordy with my finest biz caz but instead I find this. OMGGG look at this bayang! Fresh from the doobie shop in Perth Amboy 🤣🤣🤣
Me & the biggest bangs in history with a fresh blow dry & curls
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My collection of grecas in all different sizes. (Apparently, it's a moka pot in English.) I use them to make coffee on the stove.
A metal espresso maker with a tiny mug of espresso and beans.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I can smell the Jean Naté.
5 yo me with my dad on Xmas in front of the tree.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My time has come! Habichuelas con dulce, sweet cream of beans share.google/YpDNtw2E10f7...
Habichuelas con dulce, sweet cream of beans
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Spaghetti with bone in chicken, white rice & avocado.
Spaghetti with bone in chicken, white rice & avocado.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I didn't even believe it was Brugal, it didn't smell or taste the same. This stuff right here?! 👍🏼👍🏼
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've never heard the original & didn't even know this was a cover until this moment.
Money Can't Buy Me Love by Blackstreet
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Maddy actually loves her poof & wants to live her life like Chaka Khan & Diana Ross but THEY are rich and famous and she is not 🤣🤣🤣 We live in FL so it's too hot & humid for a press or any kind of straightening.
My daughter and all that hair
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My sister made a biscoff banana pudding and it was 10 outta 10.
Biscoff banana pudding
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
*happy dance*
Pink potato salad aka ensalada rusa, salade russe
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This meat supplier in NJ is the source of some of the best steakhouses in NYC... & they spray their meat with vinegar to kill germs. 🤣🤣🤣
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