Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026? Why does MAGA go for NASCAR in such a big way? I mean, they are forever turning left... ? 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Take ONE STEP into Poland, Putin, and the wrath of Poland will obliterate the Kremlin, and you. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This important Trump news brought to you via Tub-o-Tron. Enjoy. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Unbelievable. www.ft.com/content/2ecc...ft.comDonald Trump says US has deal with Denmark for ‘control’ of Greenland’s securityDanish government says agreement could be signed next week and will respect territory’s sovereignty 111
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Alt National Park Service Justice Brett Kavanaugh just rejected Missouri Republicans’ last-ditch attempt to force through Trump’s gerrymandered congressional map. That means the old 2022 map stays in place, and the GOP’s attempt to redraw a Democratic district into a Republican one is dead. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Nothing cuts thirst like Topo Chico sparkling water. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 14/08/2026FATUOUS SYCOPHANT HANDMAID BROODMARE comes to stark realization that she was left behind by her Orange Turd Boss. 010
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 11/08/2026With well over 3.5 Million Air Miles under my belt, I doubt that I'll ever see another one of these without thinking: "Trump is on that. Eating my hamberder..." 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Whatever your recipe, BLENDER IT, THEN STRAIN IT! Thank me later. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 08/08/2026He doesn't abuse me, but I am sick of him. Since 1971. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Orange Mistake just made a giant Orange Mistake. If Dems win the House and the Senate, not only is the nomination DOA, so is Trump. He will be a lame duck for two years 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Things are pretty BASIC: 10 let a = "Don't stop talking about the Epstein files." 20 print a 30 go to 10 40 stop 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Can't wait for the MAGA decision to no longer report measles. 010
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Somebody club McConnell already: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR...youtube.comMonty Python and Holy Grail, bring out the deadYouTube video by holmleighnyd 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Ya can't comment when ya is in a coma. [That pic is him years ago. MAGA LIES.] 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Let's put McConnell in charge of the Hormuz Straight. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comMitch McConnell mystery deepens as health questions remain unansweredSenator’s office has released only sparse details about hospital stay, leaving fevered speculation to fill vacuum 010
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/07/2026422,000. Sure thing, Donnie; and they all worshiped you. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukTrump’s crowd size keeps growing as president now claims 422,000 heard him on July 4Earlier, the president claimed that 375,000 people attended his ‘Salute to America 250’ address 100
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Clever use of a great R.E.M. line ["Would You Believe, The Put a Man on the Moon?"] 010
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Cracks and weird ooze. Let the diaper jokes begin!! 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Delusional Donald worked hard last night, guarding us and protecting us and caring for us. 011
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Because in such a suit, DISCOVERY will bury him. That's why. 000
Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Bald-faced lies by that Texas dude. Meanwhile, Daddy is resting... 000
Reposted by Linguine45Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The 1st Amendment dictates that: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof Establishment Clause: The government cannot establish a national religion, endorse a particular faith, or treat one religion better than another. 262