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Linguine45

@linguine45.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 1.8K posts

Avid liberal. 81 years old. I am a Vet; Trump is a Draft Dodger. Fuck him.

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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
? Why does MAGA go for NASCAR in such a big way? I mean, they are forever turning left... ?
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take ONE STEP into Poland, Putin, and the wrath of Poland will obliterate the Kremlin, and you.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coming for you, you Louisiana Turd.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She is just a ghoul. Always was.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kid Schmuck draws HUUUUGE crrowds.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This important Trump news brought to you via Tub-o-Tron. Enjoy.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unbelievable. www.ft.com/content/2ecc...
ft.com
Donald Trump says US has deal with Denmark for ‘control’ of Greenland’s security
Danish government says agreement could be signed next week and will respect territory’s sovereignty
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just. Fucking. Die. Already.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Straight out of a Stephen King movie.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alt National Park Service Justice Brett Kavanaugh just rejected Missouri Republicans’ last-ditch attempt to force through Trump’s gerrymandered congressional map. That means the old 2022 map stays in place, and the GOP’s attempt to redraw a Democratic district into a Republican one is dead.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So not in love with her
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More than one way to spell "dye."
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sycophant cow gets it up her butt. Well deserved.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two words: Jim Jordan
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With cream cheese
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Has this guy been under a rock??
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aaannnndddd an EDIT FUNCTION
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've asked for years. Deaf ears ...
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jim Jordan. Jim Jordan. Jim Jordan.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nothing cuts thirst like Topo Chico sparkling water.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FATUOUS SYCOPHANT HANDMAID BROODMARE comes to stark realization that she was left behind by her Orange Turd Boss.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Perfect
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
With well over 3.5 Million Air Miles under my belt, I doubt that I'll ever see another one of these without thinking: "Trump is on that. Eating my hamberder..."
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Whatever your recipe, BLENDER IT, THEN STRAIN IT! Thank me later.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I agree. Racoon penis is not for me.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He doesn't abuse me, but I am sick of him. Since 1971.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He can get some neck from Trump.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Orange Mistake just made a giant Orange Mistake. If Dems win the House and the Senate, not only is the nomination DOA, so is Trump. He will be a lame duck for two years
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bingo
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Things are pretty BASIC: 10 let a = "Don't stop talking about the Epstein files." 20 print a 30 go to 10 40 stop
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can't wait for the MAGA decision to no longer report measles.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"He's dead, Jim."
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Somebody club McConnell already: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR...
youtube.com
Monty Python and Holy Grail, bring out the dead
YouTube video by holmleighnyd
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mr. 5x suit, and 4x Depends
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Washing my hair.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I only speak good of the dead. He's dead. Good.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ya can't comment when ya is in a coma. [That pic is him years ago. MAGA LIES.]
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The MAGA delirium knows no bounds.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Let's put McConnell in charge of the Hormuz Straight. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Mitch McConnell mystery deepens as health questions remain unanswered
Senator’s office has released only sparse details about hospital stay, leaving fevered speculation to fill vacuum
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
422,000. Sure thing, Donnie; and they all worshiped you. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump’s crowd size keeps growing as president now claims 422,000 heard him on July 4
Earlier, the president claimed that 375,000 people attended his ‘Salute to America 250’ address
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Clever use of a great R.E.M. line ["Would You Believe, The Put a Man on the Moon?"]
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cracks and weird ooze. Let the diaper jokes begin!!
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Delusional Donald worked hard last night, guarding us and protecting us and caring for us.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Because in such a suit, DISCOVERY will bury him. That's why.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Refused to hear TRUMP, FFS.
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh please oh please oh please...
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Linguine45 @linguine45.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bald-faced lies by that Texas dude. Meanwhile, Daddy is resting...
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The 1st Amendment dictates that: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof Establishment Clause: The government cannot establish a national religion, endorse a particular faith, or treat one religion better than another.
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