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ringo the ringtail's number one fan // dallas & texas stars

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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 12h
pics that make you go hmm
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
voluntarily tuning into this game knowing how yesterday's game went
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
alright, otter
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(and the red wings are right not to!!)
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
any time now, thomas
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thought this said kappo kakko
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so humiliating
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bussi
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
line brawl mentioned
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey. i'll take it
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you and owen newkirk agree
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is so valid. idk if you've seen the jumanji snl sketch but yeah.... she gets it
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my parents' dog found a donut in the wild and look at her. i just know her little pea brain <3 is going to remember that particular patch of rocks forever and check them for donuts every time she sees them from now on
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ohh this is so cute??? what are we reading for banned books week, folks? (i'm going to pretend that i'm rereading the hunger games right now on purpose)
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dallas stars vs texas stars
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[just tuned in to the game]
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these should be useful
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just end me
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is so…
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every time i open a duchene interview i know i'm about to get some good quotes. he just gets it
“It’s a really cool core. It’s like we have three tiers. There’s veterans like myself and Jamie (Benn) and Tyler (Seguin) who are older but still in good places in our careers. Then there’s the guys who are in their prime, the Miro Heiskanens and Roope Hintzes and Esa Lindells. And then young guys like Jason and Wyatt Johnston and Thomas Harley. And Jake Oettinger’s part of that too.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
right sure
organic throat coat tea with slippery elm
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
genuinely how it feels to get a teams message at all period
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ok this is a new low. it looks like they just left the prompts for these in the caption ??
4 seemingly ai generated wizards, captioned:
The Cosplay Realm
Where cosplayers become legends. Mask or crown motif. Bold, expressive, character-forward energy.
The Anime Gate
Through the torii gate and into another world. Clean, high-contrast anime aesthetic with portal motif.
The Horror Vault
The vault door opens. Raw, gritty horror energy with skull and vault door motif.
The Esoteric Order
Ancient knowledge, sacred geometry, and the all-seeing eye. Deep occult energy with sigil motif.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i'll take it
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
they made the trending topics wordier because they know this is the website for nerds who like to read a lot
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
whyyy would you not just take 2 seconds to fix your ugly ai slop's text
clearly ai picture of 'black peepper' and 'white peippr'
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
when excel warns you that a file downloaded from the internet could be corrupted or otherwise unsafe and you open it anyway
ron swanson: not to worry. i have a permit.
permit text: i can do what i want. - ron
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
reading this article from the athletic and holy moly lane hutson. 22.5m dollar player www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
no.. that can't be
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i knew it was going to be honka 💔
reddit q: "who is/was the most overrated prospect your team ever had?"
answer from uterus_executorus_: "gurianov but he did it to himself with how he turned into ovechkin during the bubble playoffs.

if not him than julius honka"
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
nhl teams out here trading cyclosporiasis symptoms
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
that can't be the right verb for making soda
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this man is so roope hintz-coded with his dyed buzzcut
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
even ted cruz is not immune to the talaricomentum
The Texas Republican did warn, however, that Talarico’s arguably mellow personality could appeal to undecided voters, to the detriment of Republicans.

“This guy is also charming,” Cruz said. “He is affable, he sounds like a preacher, and I worry about the voters who may not be paying close attention to the issues, who just turn on the TV and say, ‘Oh, he seems like a nice young man.’”
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
delusional!
Larkin recently added the Dallas Stars to his original list that included only Florida, Minnesota and Vegas.

The Red Wings had talks with the Stars and according to a league source asked for young center Wyatt Johnston in return. It doesn’t hurt to ask, but there was no chance of that happening. Johnston is seven years younger than Larkin, coming off a 45-goal, 86-point season, and hasn’t missed a game in four NHL seasons (incidentally, the Stars selected Johnston 23rd overall in 2021, after trading down from No. 15 with the Red Wings, who took Sebastian Cossa).
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if yzerman trades edvinsson to carolina he's going to be public enemy no. 1 for me
from @RyanHanaWWP: More from Friedge in addition to Larkin's increasing value & wanting players now, not futures:

- believes Carolina has been sniffing around RFA Simon Edvinsson
- wonders what will happen w/ DeBrincat's next contract; notes that Yzerman doesn't like those huge deals #LGRW
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dog + haaland
haaland on a big tv and a dog
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if my computer/outlook/excel/word tries to update on me ONE more time
man threatening a laptop
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ball don't lie's trending 😭
4. ball don't lie - trending in sports
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
just joking i swearr
zach werenski grim reapering mavrik, robo, and the stars themselves
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you want weirdly optimistic pessimism, the san jose sharks' decline started in 2019-20. they amassed a bunch of solid draft picks in the following years, fully bottomed out in 2023-24, won the celebrini lottery, and now they look set to have decade-long contention. i mean....
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
> his first choice is to stay in DAL > doesn't want less than 14m
shrug cat
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
must be nice www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...
Unlike the Larkin situation, I don’t believe Werenski’s agent, Judd Moldaver, has handed the Jackets a specific list of teams. There’s probably a loose understanding of what teams might make the most sense for Werenski to waive his no-movement clause, but at the outset, it feels like the agent doesn’t want to tie the team’s hands too much as far as fully investigating the trade market.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i'm starting to get pessimistic about the state of the team's depth and our future ability to contend lol
from nhlrumourreport: Elliotte Friedman: If Jason Robertson wanted to, he could accept his qualifying offer, not sign, and go to arbitration and play it out, and there are some people this morning wondering if that's what ultimately will happen here - FAN Hockey Show (6/26)
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ha if this is true, larkin's such a bum for this (please note that this user would NOT have preferred trading robo for larkin one-for-one)
from andy strickland: Gauging opinions, the belief is that Dylan Larkin will end up with Minnesota once everything is settled.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
from Jeff Marek: Sources indicating the St Louis Blues offered a package that included multiple first round picks to the Dallas Stars for Jason Robertson but he is not interested in signing there.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i do feel like it's the zilker tree, if we're allowed to make seasonal picks
kaiju-size christmas light tree with austin skyline in the background
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
let's hear it for another day of robo trade speculation!!!
really rough looking squidward
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