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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I often wonder what happened to my ex-sibling-in-law who disappeared about twenty years ago and no one has been able to track down. The last meaningful conversation we had included some really eggy comments about feeling like a lesbian, and I hope they're off living their best life somewhere.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I need to start planning this now: For my sister's 40th birthday I want to get masc lesbian pole dancers. Trans women are preferred, but I'm aiming at a wild niche at that point. Does anyone know any masc/butch firefighter-shaped pole dancers?

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Update: My mother has brain cancer and is losing cognitive function. She keeps saying she wants to come home, and I think it's very unlikely to happen.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Everyone is here if I want to talk. Can someone just field this entire devastating event for me? I've had enough horrifying shit happen in 39 years that my most recent therapist said "What the actual fuck…" when getting to know me, which feels like I've stamped my rewards card enough for a free item

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gay English comic Tom Allen and Tom Hanks' younger brother Tim have an opportunity to do something hilarious. "Playtime Tale" Starring Tim Hanks and Tom Allen. Coming to Cinemas 2028.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My mother has a brain and thyroid mass. She's going into emergency surgery tomorrow, but she's 72 and in poor health, so this might be it.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Trans Tip of the Day: 1. You can mix 4Loko and Monster, which I call "4Feral". 2. You can mix Sho Chiku Bai sake and Monster, which I call "Yokai". 3. Don't do either of these if you have a heart condition or sensitivity to caffeine or alcohol. You are responsible for your own actions.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey BSky how much does it cost to purchase a hut in the middle of the woods far away from anyone?

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Had an epiphany last night I wanted to share: I am not a puppy girl, I am a dog woman. My (found family) sister and I have a casual non-sexual pet play thing going on, which is part of our larger habit of treating people how they want to be treated and meeting people where they're at.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My sister got a new lampshade since the old one broke, but they didn't realize how small the new one would be when they ordered it. I died laughing.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Alex Jones frothing at the mouth: BISEXUAL NORTH KOREAN SPIES ARE BUYING HOMES TO SUPPORT TRANSGENDER ANTIFA OPERATIONS AND DESTROY CAPITALISM BY CHEMICALLY MODIFYING OUR VEGETABLES

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It JUST occurred to me that I am a butch ashki transsexual living in a house (which I helped purchase with money my racist father left me in his will) with my non-binary sister, a bisexual Korean immigrant, his non-binary Thai partner, two cats, and we have produce gardens out back AND front. 🤣

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

So far someone in Bakersfield gave me a queer discount and asked me to run over her boss, meanwhile back in Oakland people were tailgating me while I was in a 10' uhaul in the right-most lane, so like… 🤷‍♀️

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm already loving @denshattack.bsky.social because of the Jet Set Radio, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and Sonic Adventure 2 vibes, not to mention the music of @2mello.net, but I just got to Kansai and the gang leader has top surgery scars? We have a Gyaru gang, a Sukeban, and the head Bancho has scars.💙

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I tried watching Obsession with my sister and we had to stop (at, but not necessarily because of, the scene in which the male lead tells the female lead he wants to go to a "boys' night") because it was too uncomfortable. It was barely an exaggeration of what my 20s were like with my husband.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bakersfield is so fucking miserable; the high-low is 38°/24°C, and the humidity is like 20%. The new place has so much room, a gorgeous kitchen, and no heterosexuals, but I can't deal with this heat.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

We don't have a word in English for the area where you swap your outdoor footwear for indoor footwear before entering a home. ("gankan" in Japanese) One of my friends said "airlock" and I said "yeah but for shoes… a shoelock" and now I need everyone to use that.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Tam (my sister) got me a tab buddy for my post-birthday! I have *extremely* soft nails, so I have trouble opening cans with tabs, and you slip it over the tab so it's easier to open!

A small plastic cartoon husky with a keychain clip attached to one ear.

The small plastic dog slips over a can tab, which makes it easier for me to open!

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Happy Dead Dad Day to all who celebrate!

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I don't have and will never purchase a Switch 2 because you don't own it and Nintendo can remotely brick it on a whim as a ban measure. Further, I saw the OoT reboot trailer and it pissed me the fuck off. Unless they're doing the same thing as the FF7 reboot, they've just fully pissed on it.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

People get so upset about whether food is authentic when most food we enjoy is like maybe 350 years old at best.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Kids these days are smashing dick, sucking pussy, and vaping ass, and I have to ask myself, "Is this the future I want for my children?", but then I remember I'm a childless, infertile, godless communist, and then I do a little chuckle to myself and whisper "nice…".

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Stranger: "Are you American?" Me: "No, I'm Californian." -an honest answer with a looooot of subtext (and some wishful thinking)

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My life is a mess, my ceiling is leaking, and my mother might have cancer yet again but in a place that's not super curable. I got molested at my local corner store this last week, I feed the unhoused in my neighborhood regularly, and people in my community still act like I'm radioactive.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Honestly I need a new game project to work on. It's about time, I need some direction, someone get me on a jam or something.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Alcoholism Update: Not drinking has been surprisingly easy thus far. The main issue is my nervous system and gut recovering from the constant depressant, which has been a bit unpleasant and resulted in a few stomach migraines.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Something about uncontrollably vomiting into a bin full of empty 4Loko cans makes me think I might be an alcoholic, so I'm trying out not drinking for a while and seeing immediate improvements after only a few days. Let's see how long we can keep this going.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Loot that drops after defeating me: -Dunlop 2mm pick -Downtune Guitar -Modular Synthesizer -Portable hair clipper -Black Eyeliner

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Just watched two hours of Mark Fischbach LARPing an indie game about screaming at an ocean of blood and honestly fuck everything else that's playing right now, this is the only thing worth seeing. (…and yes I bought the fucking game the minute I got home.) #ironlung #markiplier

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

In other side-quest news I was walking home from the pharmacy yesterday and encountered an elderly woman staring an unpowered electric mobility aid with a basket full of groceries who waved me over as I was approaching. she was mute so I was kinda just like "oh dang, have a seat, I'll push you".

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Me watching news reels: lol get pelted, idiot Orc brain: YOUR RAMPANT INDIVIDUALISM PREVENTS YOU FROM PROPERLY UTILIZING PHALANX TACTICS AND YOUR COWARDICE HAS YOU FLEEING FROM GUERILLAS HURLING GARBAGE. WE WILL ALL LAUGH AT YOU FROM THE GREAT HALLS OF OUR ANCESTORS.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Woooo… just chased off a crackhead who was beating on some girl. Took her inside, got her taken care of, got her a ride home. Oakland PD was literally 50 feet down the street in earshot of her screaming for help and they didn't do shit, so I had to run outside in my PJs with a Taser.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Oh cool so Hans Zimmer is apparently a piece of shit. Getting really tired of this happening over and over.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My sister had not yet seen the Oreo CEO sketch on @dropout.tv and so I was excited to show her. What I was not prepared for was her pulling out her phone and bringing up the Wikipedia page to confirm that MOST OF THEM ARE REAL. She spent a solid ten minutes listing Oreo varietals while I screamed.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Today while I was out existing I was in a restaurant with my sister and spotted someone who, from behind, looked EXACTLY like one of my exes. My ex was a white girl who consistently dressed like a chola (plaid shirt, straight-legged jeans, hair in a tight ponytail), so kinda unmistakable.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Why did you transition, wrong answers only Wanted to contribute to the narrative of transitioning being a leading cause of twink death

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

My sister and I have had this little boy since Saturday, December 13th. Sister cannot sleep co-op, so on the very first night I scooped him up when he fell asleep and brought him in my room. He insisted on being snuggled (my arm literally on him) and every night since he climbs into my bed.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Just want to let @dropout.tv know that the subtitle team should get so much credit. The subtitles are like their own character, and they're the best subtitles I've ever seen on anything ever.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

We finally hit the cold season here (consistently around 10°C) in Oakland and I'm feeling the slightest bit of envy for the regions that have winter. For those that don't know, California has five seasons: • Cold(-ish) • Some rain • Summer • Double Summer • Fire (This is 100% not a joke. /g)

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

A cat has chosen me. (He climbed on me the second I walked into the adoption center.)

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Hot take, but we as a society should really start talking about age in base 12, because people arbitrarily assign significance to the wrong ages entirely because they're round numbers in base 10. Being 10 years old, 20 years old, 30 years old, is not developmentally significant, but 12, 24, and 36?

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Young queer mentee: Tell us what it was like when you were young, Auntie! Me in my 60s: I grew up before smart phones, lived through three economic depressions, and then they seriously elected a pedophile with syphilitic dementia to run the country and we watched him sundowning on national TV.

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Lindar K. Greenwood @lindarthebard.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I had a joke about Ea Nasir, but it was low-quality.

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