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the ben keeps the flores

@limitlessjest.bsky.social
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Television writer (THE HUNTING WIVES on Netflix). Native American Media Alliance TV Lab Fellow. CRIMEWATCHERS podcast. Fluent in sincerity

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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
25 years later
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
fly out of the Moscow Pullman airport and you can get a can of the good stuff from a vending machine
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
here's a clip
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
this is how it begins
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Tweet from limitlessjest from 2022 "A little treat I like to give myself is whenever I see the name Bari Weiss I say it in Borat voice"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
turned our balafon instrument upside down and little piles of fine powder fell out of the gourds and the search i performed to try to figure whether some kind of insect got into them created a Pynchon name
Recent searches: calabash sawdust
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
yooooo
Latest episode of Las Culturistas features talk about The Hunting Wives
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Designed and built this house (some might call it a temple that venerates its Maker) with minimal input from my five year old. Beautiful and Structurally sound as well. Impressed?
Incredible Lego building . Gorgeous and intricate
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The television show I had the pleasure to write for has now been in the Netflix top five globally (despite only airing in the U.S.) for four weeks with 7.5 billion minutes viewed (this is actually how they measure it). So uh. Would someone like to give me job lol. Need
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
nailed you
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
googling the television show i worked on to see whether town and country magazine and us weekly and betches and pajiba know whether it's going to be renewed
Tom cruise doing his thang in minority report
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
every half-star review of the hunting wives is indistinguishable from a five-star review
0.5 star review from rotten tomatoes that says "started out a decent show and quickly turned to nasty"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
my health insurance:
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Ballgargling LA Times junk about the threat of AI to Hollywood, but there are two quotes that provide keen insight into the arrogantly incorrect understanding of art these guys all have. First, art connects us. Second, the medium is the message. Form doesn't just constrain; it informs and inspires
“Today, videos are made for 100 million people at a time — they have to hit the lowest common denominator,” Jain says. “A video made just for you or me is better than one made for two unrelated people. That’s the problem we’re trying to solve... My intention is to get to a place where two hours of video can be generated for every human every day.”For Dream Machine to become what Jain envisions, it needs more than generative tricks — it needs a built-in narrative engine that understands how stories work: when to build tension, where to land a joke, how to shape an emotional arc. Not a tool but a collaborator. “I don’t think artists want to use tools,” he says. “They want to tell their stories and tools get in their way. Currently, pretty much all video generative models, including ours, are quite dumb. They are good pixel generators. At the end of the day, we need to build general intelligence that can tell a f— funny joke. Everything else is a distraction.”
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Screencap from georgeciveris IG story. Meme from Little Women of bob odenkirk hugging the little women that says "me watching the hunting wives" and he says "my hunting wives"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
the hunting wives #1 on netflix baby
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Pickle me some carrots baby
Pickle me daikon
Cucumbers, cilantro darling
My jalapeño
Slather on my mayonnaise
Fill my baguette with pate

Banh mi (banh mi) sandwich lunch
Banh mi banh mi crackle crunch
Banh mi (banh mi) when I dine
I can eat banh mi all the time
Banh mi
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
How long can you last, big boy? take The Hunting Wives #20MinuteChallenge
Half star user review of The Hunting Wives on Rotten Tomatoes. Vulgar viewing. I couldn't make it past the first 20 minutes of the first episode. In those 20 minutes a woman uses paper towels as a maxi pad, and makes eye contact with a young man while he is masterbating in front of his girlfriend. Gross.
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The Starfish Story
An old man was walking on the beach one morning after a storm. In the distance, he could see someone moving like a dancer.
As he came closer, he saw that it was a young woman picking up starfish and gently throwing them into the ocean. "Young lady, why are you throwing starfish into the ocean?"
"The sun is up, and the tide is going out, and if I do not throw them in they will die," she said.
"But young lady, do you not realize that there are many miles of beach and thousands of starfish?
You cannot possibly make a difference."
The young woman listened politely, then bent down, picked up another starfish and threw it into the sea.
"It made a difference for that one."
- Adapted from the original by Loren Liseley
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Malin Akerman seductively behind Brittany Snow who is staring forward, in a screencap from S1E4 of The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Snow is labeled "looking at the groceries I literally just bought," and Akerman is labeled "order pizza."
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
my phone when I haven't looked at it for three minutes
Malin Akerman as Margo Banks in the Hunting Wives looking fine as hell in a low cut one piece standing regally astride her jet ski in a lake saying "Ahoy, bitch. Where you been?"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
climbing
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"tweeted." posted. skeeted. whatever
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
it seems people may not be aware but the reason i tweeted this review is I worked on the show
Written by card for an episode of The Hunting Wives featuring my name
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
when i went through the mcdonald's drive through telling myself that maybe this time the ice cream machine wouldn't be broken
Callie in The Hunting Wives sitting in her car cussing herself out saying "fucking moron fucking idiot"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
yea it's called television. and it's back baby
One star Rotten Tomatoes user review of The Hunting Wives (rated 75% fresh): "It's fictional real housewives soap opera with bad script. Rich white trash kind of show. These kind of shows have everything: sex, masturbation, drugs, murder, cheating, and 50 year old women sleeping with teenagers."
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
my toddler when he receives an instruction
Malin Akerman's character Margo saying "I believe in doing whatever the fuck I want" to Brittany Snow's character Sophie in The Hunting Wives on Netflix
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We hit the Netflix top ten baby
The Hunting Wives, a televison show i wrote for, is number four on the Netflix Top 10 tv shows list.
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Hunting Wives is out on Netflix today. Enjoy
Coldplay CEO meme with Malin Akerman and Brittany Snow who play Margo and Sophie in The Hunting Wives
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What's going on with my gals, and in some cases, boys? Is what you'll be saying tomorrow when you watch The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Which I wrote for. For which I wrote. It me. July 21. Binge it. There's sex
Malin Akerman busting it down sexual style as she teaches Brittany Snow how to handle a weapon
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
made some dips
Beautiful yogurt dip with caramelized onion dip, sumac, cumin, dried mint, paprika, olive oil, and mint. Gorgeous pink beet yogurt dip with garlic walnuts and parsley. Delicious hummus topped with harissa
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Unfortunately I must admit that the Rocket Money commercials are improving
Dril tweet: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
when you find out that J.Jill has nothing to do with J.Crew
Jared Harris' character in Chernobyl saying "WHAT IS THE COST OF LIES? IT'S NOT THAT WE'LL MISTAKE THEM FOR THE TRUTH. THE REAL DANGER IS THAT IFE HEAR ENOUGH LIES, THEN WE NO LONGER RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH AT ALL." -
VALERY LEGASOV
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's impossible!
My NYT 10 best movies of the 21st century ballot:

Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Shoplifters, Children of Men, Fellowship of the Ring, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Spirited Away, Parasite, Tar, Phantom Thread, and 24 Hour Party People
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Replicant being interviewed in Blade Runner
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
adam silver going into game five
Nathan Fielder in The Rehearsal. He has his laptop on a rig strapped to his torso as he watches his twisted machinations play out with interest. A dark maestro
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
the marines finally read my tweet
Tweet from limitlessjest (2018) that says "Cops are braver than troops because they get out of bed every day and fight Americans"
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Madame Web
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i posted these on the other site a year and a half ago
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
they did
Jude Law as the young Pope lighting a heater
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Tweet from @limitlessjest:

JESUS: psst. hey. lemme get one of my hands free. i gotta scratch an itch 

ROMAN: ok ok quickly. quickly. i'm really not supposed to do this.

He pulls the nail out of Jesus' right hand. Jesus scratches his crotch. He fondles his ball and starts jerking off

ROMAN: man come on
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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Aleksander Skarsgard in Succession saying "I need a pain sponge."
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