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Gary Spence

@limerenceguy.bsky.social
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Socialist, theology graduate and a shy extrovert. Hartlepool, UK

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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would love to be in a polyamorous relationship with a future girlfriend. She handles this situation amazingly well. I only have a 3.5" erect penis size, so I would definitely try my hardest to sexually satisfy my future girlfriend.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily give my future girlfriend my mobile phone password. I would have nothing to hide from her. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't drink enough water. So, I am going to try to drink more water than I currently do.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily give up masturbating with/or without porn for my future girlfriend if she considers that as cheating on her. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I definitely would love to go to a Katy B concert. I don't know when or where? But I would love to go to one.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My JD Witherspoon lunch. 😋
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would love to be in a Female Led Relationship using Marisa Rudder's books with my future girlfriend. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would love to be in a polycule with a future girlfriend or girlfriends. P.S. I definitely don't support the one-penis policy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I wish I was in phone conversations with a potential future girlfriend. Oloni is absolutely right. In this situation I would happily send a dick pic, especially if she wants to see my penis size.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is fascinating on how the weather is presented on BBC's Look North. But my Look North comes from Newcastle so I don't see her in my region.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's relationship boundaries whatever they are. Her happiness would be my priority. I'd unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish I had the money to buy a iPhone 18 Pro for £1,999.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's relationship boundaries including not talking and/or being friends with women she doesn't want me to. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend and want to please her.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wanted something alcoholic and to eat in my local JD Witherspoon pub. 😋
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I can't always stay erect. I would happily wear a penis sleeve like the one shown if my future girlfriend wants extra inches that I don't have.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am listening to Jarvis Cocker on BBC Radio 6 Music on my DAB radio. I like this music playing so much I had to check what it is called on BBC Sounds.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I didn't know what 'Kitchen Table Polyamory' is until it was helpfully explained to me this way.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I can't always stay erect. I would happily wear a penis sleeve like the one shown for my future girlfriend if she wants more inches than I have.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I can't always stay erect. I would happily wear a penis sleeve like the one shown for my future girlfriend if she wants more inches than I naturally have.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's relationship boundaries including not masturbating with or without porn if she considers one or both as cheating on her. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily forgive my future girlfriend if she was drunk at a girls' night out or at a hen party and kissed another man. Her making a drunken mistake wouldn't be a reason I would want to end the relationship.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hope @zackpolanski.bsky.social that you will stand in the by-election and win.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's relationship boundaries whatever they are. Her happiness would always be my priority. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. What Kira describes I could only dream of having with my future girlfriend. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great listening to Kiss Dance broadcasting live from Ibiza and I just found the schedule from the main Kiss Instagram.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great examples of the differences between American English and British English.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I hope my future girlfriend would allow me to have an MFF Threesome with her and one of her female friends. That definitely would be one of my favourite ever birthday or Christmas presents from her.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I really wish I was in a long-term relationship with a future girlfriend. I hate being single and alone in the world without a future girlfriend to share my life with. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P. Dolly Parton 😔
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would be the happiest man in the world if I had a future girlfriend like Michelle Moist. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can understand baroque art but I have never understood Henry Moore's art of modernism.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I would happily wear a penis sleeve like the one shown for my future girlfriend if she wants more inches than I naturally have. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I go to the Novus Ordo Missae even though I prefer the 1962 Latin Mass because I physically can't get to the latter. I would love to meet my future girlfriend at Mass but the demographics of my parish aren't in my favour.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would love to be in a Female Led Relationship using Marisa Rudder's books (for her right, for him left). I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would love to be in a long-term relationship with a future girlfriend and within a few years propose to her. Eventually our story to appear in The Times Readers' Lives section which is published on Saturdays.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I hope that my future girlfriend would allow me to have an MFF Threesome with her and one of her female friends. It definitely would be my favourite ever birthday or Christmas present from her to me.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I can't always stay erect. I hope my future girlfriend will train me so that I wouldn't prematurely ejaculate. I would unconditionally my future girlfriend.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I hate being alone and single in the world. I would literally worship the ground my future girlfriend walks upon. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Strange waking up and it is raining outside. Especially after the heatwaves we have had.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Interesting.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just bought the latest issue of Private Eye which is one of my favourite magazines to read.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily let my future girlfriend to track me with Life360 or Find My, I would have nothing to hide from her. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily forgive my future girlfriend if she was drunk at a girls' night out or at a hen party and kissed another man. Her making a drunken mistake wouldn't be a reason I would want to end the relationship.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's relationship boundaries on what she defines as cheating. I would happily give up watching and masturbating to porn if my future girlfriend considers that as cheating on her.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I agree with the writer and it wouldn't bother me if The Open or Test Cricket were live on any free-to-air TV channel.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not a message I expected to get on my mobile phone just now.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would happily stay within my future girlfriend's definitions of what is cheating. My future girlfriend's happiness would always be my priority. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend and want to please her.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I can't always stay erect. I hope my future girlfriend will help train me so that I wouldn't prematurely ejaculate.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would absolutely forgive my future girlfriend if she kissed another man while being at a hen party or a girls' night out. Her making a drunken mistake wouldn't be a reason I would want to end the relationship.
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Gary Spence @limerenceguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am currently single without a girlfriend and a people pleaser. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend and literally want to worship the ground she walks upon. I hate being alone in the world. 1/2
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