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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 5h

Good morning. This porn account is going through ftm trans OF content creators and being transphobic. A lot of you follow him, I did up until ten minutes ago. You know what to do.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 23h

My DMS are available for cage checks, just FYI.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've just seen a woman stick her finger in between her boobs, pull out boob sweat then suck her finger. I wish I was making this up.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd give five years off the end of my life for this hairline. 😂

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm kinda like if the nicest guy you knew was also a bully who liked to push your face into his pit, then spit in your mouth.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's still hot in London, sat on the balcony with my tits out

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I deleted Instagram for the weekend, then re-downloaded it this morning and immediately deleted it again. I'm really over it.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just sent a Grindr hookup packing because he stank of cigarettes. Clearly says no smokers in my bio. Annoyed.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Genuinely thinking of changing gyms to find one with one of these, I need to grow this ass

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So went a lot shorter with my hair because male pattern baldness is making me feel very insecure. Can someone please reassure me that I'm still handsome without hair? 😭

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I can't fucking wait to get back to London and take an edible.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My year 9 P.E. teacher watching me kick a ball

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I don't get off this ship soon and feel someone slap it on my tongue i might jump overboard.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm watching the Earthsea Ghibli movie and it's pissing me off

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Time to grow some arms so I can choke you out 😘

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Is anyone else so turned off when they see "masc" in a Grindr profile? 😂

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I keep thinking about posting full pole but if I didn't get a lot of likes I'd never recover

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Do you know what I'm fucking sick of? Worrying about money. Sick to the back fucking teeth of it actually.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ate too much. Anyone good for a tummy rub?

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Benjamin Ibañez @bibanez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Nothing ominous about UK media doing fascist tropes right after hounding a black academic to suicide.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If anyone needs me I'll be over here riding this high for weeks 💅🏼

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I've kissed both lovely boys In this photo, how lucky am I??

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

In a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Does anyone know why I chose musical theatre as a profession. I'm nearly 40 and my hips are killing me 😂

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Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I've had the nicest day, laying about, drinking tea, eating snacks and reading 😊

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BearOfScots🎃🐾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bearofscots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Helen Joyce sitting pissed off while being absolutely rinsed on bbc talk back yesterday! INJECT IT💁‍♂️🖕😂

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I think what I like best about this outfit is how understated it is.

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Can any of my followers with a lot of experience in chastity DM me? I have questions. (Pic so the algorithm pushes this post 😂)

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This ship has me feral. Not enough access to sex is making me crazy.

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Emmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...

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Report_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf

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F*g Joe 🇭🇰 @fagjoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“I must not question Daddy” 150 times as punishment for attitude, then another 50 for answering back. @limabean.bsky.social

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Trainee Swamp Witch @limabean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A really hot guy just got on the treadmill next to me at the gym, really sexy. Then he started shadow boxing, never been turned off quicker.

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