Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just so you know this is not my cat! He lives round the corner.. #cats 1121
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Been on Threads for a couple of weeks. It really is quite good. #threads 230
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Morning. Finally watched Project Hail Mary. I cried a lot. It was a beautiful film of friendship of different worlds. 10/10 #scifistatic.klipy.comproject hail maryALT: project hail mary 2120
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tom Holland has just said The Odyssey is one of the best movies ever made. Clearly has never seen Gladiator. #Gladiator #TheOdysseystatic.klipy.comMaximus: I Will Have My VengeanceALT: Maximus: I Will Have My Vengeance 040
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Morning. Sun is on the way! And did I miss a general election? We seem to be getting a new prime minister that no one voted for. Have a good day. #bigbrother #ripoffbritain 581
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Weirdly one of the VAR team last night was Argentinian. So with the ref they had a 13 man team. #worldcup. #farce #cheatsstatic.klipy.comSeth Rogen: If You Cheat You Will Win QotdALT: Seth Rogen: If You Cheat You Will Win Qotd 131
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Come on Spain the whole world is behind you on Sunday! #worldcup #spainstatic.klipy.comPudgy Penguin in Spain Soccer JerseyALT: Pudgy Penguin in Spain Soccer Jersey 0143
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I could do with a 4p lemonade lolly right now. #backintheday #nostalgia #summer 060
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Good evening. One side of the garden lovely blue skies, the other plumes of smoke from Dovedale. It also smells like a giant barbecue here and we are miles away. Poor wildlife. #fire 241
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It has really pissed me off Sam Neill dying. WTF! #RIPSamNeillstatic.klipy.comSam Neill's Omg Jurassic MomentALT: Sam Neill's Omg Jurassic Moment 190
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I lost my Lily a few weeks ago. I think I will miss her forever. #cats 7240
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026FROM. Bloody hell!static.klipy.comFrom BellALT: From Bell 010
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The world needs more Neil the Seal. What an absolute super star he is. I have not laughed this much in a long time. #Neiltheseal 060
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 01/07/2026#worldcup2026static.klipy.comStar Wars Yoda: How EmbarrassingALT: Star Wars Yoda: How Embarrassing 130
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I miss Lily dreadfully but I still have this lot. #cats 4160
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Good morning. I have only done the bare minimum this week. Showered, sorted the cats out, washed pots, cooked and gone to work. The rest can wait doing more than you have to in this weather is madness. Have a good day everyone. #sunsine #heat 3100
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Morning campers. Bit of a paultry thunderstorm at 4:30. I do hope you all have a good friday. And Germany were beaten. Blimey. #thunder #heatwave 3110
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It has been 10 years since my retirement plan of moving to Spain was scuppered. Thanks for that! #brexitfarcestatic.klipy.comHancock: You're All Idiots (Will Smith)ALT: Hancock: You're All Idiots (Will Smith) 3100
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Do we get to vote if we want Andy Burnham or not? #politics #farce 240
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Good evening. I have come to the conclusion that some people on SM are just weird and want to cause trouble. I hope you all had a good day. #hot #hotter 0141
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Fancy sitting Wayne Rooney next to Giroud. That is just cruel. #worldcup #FRANCE 040
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Supporting VAR assistant FU Ming. He probably will be later. #worldcup 030
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The boy never lets me down with birthday cards. #LinkinPark 2100
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026There is a huge litter tray in the kitchen to accommodate Toby fat lad but no he uses the tiny one meant for tiny mummy. And any judgement from people having a litter tray in the living room is water off a ducks back. Mummy is very old. It makes her life easier. #cats 1141
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026What the fu*k is Lewis Hamilton doing with Kim Kardashian? He has lost his mind #F1static.klipy.comCrazy Loco Cartoon CatALT: Crazy Loco Cartoon Cat 1131
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Good morning. Feels like this week is 14 years long already. Have a good day everyone. #longweek 3171
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The cat that is Lily is gone. RIP my princess you have no idea how much you will be missed. #RIPLily #cats 50644
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Morning. When people are putting towels on sunbeds before they are here! #naughty 5100
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I can think of worst places to eat me tea. #sun #PuertodeMogan 1120
Hazel @lilysslave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You know you are getting old when your grandaughters are rocking it like goddesses and you look like a nana!static.klipy.comI'M Old! - Freaky Friday ReactionALT: I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction 030