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Lily Johnson

@lilymjohnson.bsky.social
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Democrat who is not interested in chatting.

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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 1h
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Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa
ALT: Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 4h
That woman is detestable.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hot take on housing affordability from the guy who inherited $400M.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And then they demonstrated their respect for him by immediately bombing each other's energy infrastructure.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You make the world a better place.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They are dumpsters.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This administration literally never tells the truth.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was sure our house was going to burn down during the night and it would be up to 5-year-old me to save my family.
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The Towering Inferno Cast Poster
ALT: The Towering Inferno Cast Poster
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can this malignant wife beater please fuck off forever?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like it's his first day with legs.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does he have to be such an asshole all the time?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The phrase is very misleading. When someone is rich, additional money does not increase happiness. When someone is struggling financially, more money can resolve some happiness-destroying conditions.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot believe how incredibly shitty he's made the White House look with his appalling interior design decisions. Everything about the man is tacky and vile.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, but which Trump lawyers: the ones he pays or the ones we do?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, man, it's too bad you don't know anyone who can do something about this.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Dumocrats can't do that!" Neither can Republicunts, jackass.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That looks like a warm and rewarding marriage.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, Harry!
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Shameless Fiona Gallagher
Alt: Shameless Fiona Gallagher saying "What a douchebag."
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope he dies mad. Soon.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need the Angel of Death to step up already.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not all of them, I'm sure.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's going to demolish it.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Most patriotic attendees, too.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is compared to the 1,000,000+ who died due to his incompetence in his previous term.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can easily believe most of his dumb supporters don't know how to spell dumb.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can the man not remember his own name?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another banger of a thread
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Then why do they keep praying instead of taking any action whatsoever?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The people behind him look so uncomfortable.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, the humanity!
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wonder if the cat thinks that routine is necessary for the feeder to dispense food.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They look like skinny Teletubbies.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What a kind and thoughtful person she was. She must have been adored by every person she ever met.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This ignoramus left 11 presidents off his look-at-my-tiny-dick chart.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imagine saying that out loud and on TV.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No, it looks idiotic.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's so absurd. We're in the Bad Place.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#1. Fuck that guy. End of list.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good advice! I enjoy your Bluesky posts. Thank you for making my day better.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All torties are mental.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He's such an idiot. Jesus Christ. Can we elect an adult next time?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sphincter Scampi
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What are they doing, adding a second penis?
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These assholes are so tiresome with this lame shit.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He's so bad at everything.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jesus Christ.
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Lily Johnson @lilymjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Canadians really are the best. Thanks for rooting for us to get our country back.
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