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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 2h

Ahhh, nevermind, you're a dedicated slopper. Unsure what you thought you would accomplish by sliding into my comments. Begone. bsky.app/profile/girl...

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 27/01/2026

Burger King. Burger unrest. Burger Magna Carta.

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 3h

That's a lot of really long words to obscure a very basic meaning. LLMs can and do steal, all the time. Federal courts agree with me. Google the infamous "AI" essay that stole "democracy of ghosts" from Nabokov. Also, you never answered my question. Would you buy that stolen iPhone or not? Explain.

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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 3h

Kills me every time 😂

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 3h

"a well-done ai-written novel" No such animal. Everything "AI" does is based off intellectual theft. Consider this: would you buy the latest iPhone model at an 80% discount if you knew for a fact the guy selling you the phone (sealed and brand new, no tricks) had stolen it from the factory?

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 5h

("You strike the tied-up zombie with a cane and it moans, but, like, a sexy moan, not a zombie moan, reminding you of the evils of working-class exploitation. In front of you, the zombie wriggles suggestively, demanding even more.")

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 5h

[aka most of the latter books in the Anita Blake series 😉]

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 5h

:( *crumples up and throws away her preachy, didactic, second-person POV fanfic about a BDSM club for werewolves, zombies, and vampires that features total erotica, some gimmicks, and not a lotta narrative*

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"Although we will consider all types of SF, second person is a very tough sell, as are stories that are preachy and didactic in nature. We’re not the place for fanfiction, fetishistic torture-porn, or total erotica (more stuff on that below). We don’t take well to gimmicky stories that lack a narrative, and as for yarns about werewolves, zombies, vampires… don’t even get us started. Seriously. It won’t end well."

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 5h

You've passed the sentience test!! :) Here is your bill for being part of the society, payment due tomorrow, chop-chop.

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 5h

$Discord screenshot. Question: "How do you do it all Tell me your secrets" Answer (by me): I have no life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The only thing my enemies (so many, many enemies) need to do in order to truly sabotage me is find me a loving, *faithful* 🤔 partner. Maybe a puppy, too.$

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 6h

*Bashir tells Garak the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf to explain why no one trusts him.* "Are you SURE that's the lesson, Doctor?" "Of course. What else would it be?" "Never tell the same lie twice." I love Garak

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 6h

(Also, inspired by a book on the Craft, I've included several loooong run-on sentences in that story. The very first sentence is 76 words long. 🤣 (And no, it did not use semicolons.) Let's see whether the editors will find that as entertaining as I did. 🙃)

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 6h

Week 39, continued The non-satirical 🙃 fiction story I wrote this week was a 1,930-word sci-fi tale — an exclusive for a fun submission call on a niche topic. I got to explore an actual scientific concept *and* make up the famous last words of non-human civilizations. 🥹 Off you go, little story!

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 6h

Bradbury challenge, week 39 How unexpected. 🙃 After a minor scandal involving an "AI" slopper on Monday (and after some cheesecake and a lot of coffee), I sat down and wrote a second-person satire addressed to sloppers. (1,141 words.) Foofaraw bought and published it right away — huzzah! 🥳

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

"Good things happen to those who hustle." Anais Nin 📝😎

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

For all my Bradbury challenge followers (👋🙂), this drabble was a little bonus I wrote four weeks ago, during week 35: bsky.app/profile/lily...

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

More great news!! 🥳 My 100-word drabble "One Last Hike" has just been published in issue 62 of ScribesMICRO. It was inspired by my time as a Search&Rescue volunteer... Click over yonder and scroll about halfway through to find it. :) www.fairfieldscribes.com/issue-62.html/

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Issue 62

* Managing Editor: Edward Ahern * * Associate Editor: Alison McBain * * Special Features Editor: Matthew P.S. Salinas * * Poetry Editor: Mary Keating * ...

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

I recently got blocked by a very large account: the guy 🙄 claimed that a coffeeshop was more important than a library and that it's literally impossible to spend a day outside without spending any money. The brainworms were deep in that one. 🤡

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

For everyone who follows my weekly Bradbury challenge: this piece, um, hasn't been logged yet. 🤣 I wrote it just four days ago. Foofaraw moves *fast*, eh.

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 7h

Great news!! 🥳 My first-ever satirical column is now live at foofaraw. It was inspired by the righteous rage against "AI" sloppers who take real writers' spots in magazines through subterfuge. Rage went in, humour came out: "So, You Want to be an AI Slopper." Enjoy. 😌 foofaraw.press/so-you-want-...

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So, You Want to be an AI Slopper

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 8h

I placed the final grate into the crate. It became grateful. 😌

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 8h

The story I've just finished writing contains the epitaph for humanity at the end of all things. Somebody was cutting onions in my vicinity while I worked on the final draft. How rude. 🥹

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 9h

Do the poetry subs go into the general "foofaraw zine" category? As in, one can submit prose or poetry but not both at once? 🙃🙂

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 9h

It's hard not to love that emo, stunted, repressing child soldier. 🥲

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 9h

The dropdown menu in the Android Chrome browser changed recently: now you need to scroll down past "Ask Gemini" to get to "Find in page" — and I consider that disrespectful. 😤

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 10h

Reminds me so much of Final Fantasy 8. 🥺

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Ash Poprik 🗡️ @ashleypoprik.bsky.social · 10h

Interested in game writing or narrative design? I put together my favorite narrative-focused resources FOR FREE for your viewing pleasure. You'll find gems from legends including Mary Kenney, Anna Megill, Emily Short, Susan O'Connor, and Toiya Kristen Finley. Enjoy! drive.google.com/file/d/1xIvw...

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ashleyPoprik_NarrativeResources.pdf

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 11h

Guy doesn't need to worry about getting re-elected. 🙃

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 12h

And again. 🤣 Uncanny, really, but on a hot afternoon, anything goes... 🍹

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 14h

Fair, but using "firepower" to describe a bomb's strength... 🤣 I'm not a military nut, but even I know that.

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 14h

Just for you, I'll cut the fuse to one minute. 😈

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 15h

Your worldbuilding may be intriguing, your dialogue may be funny, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of words out there, and it's important to pick the most precise ones. When the author (and the editor...) doesn't care about the end result, then neither do I as the reader.

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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 15h

As a former copy editor, I find it hard to get into some books... This novel's bomb has a 10-minute timer and "enough firepower to decimate a block." So... It has the gunfire capacity to destroy 10% of a city block if you don't manage to speedwalk away in 10 minutes?.. Sorry, that's a DNF at 17%. 🫤

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