Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Look out world, 25 is the start of my leather daddy era 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hi sodas kind of suck this time of year cuz no one is doing Halloween sodas anymore 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You ever pee and think “woah that’s a lot of piss!!” 001 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My TikTok fyp is filled with Kermit content. Im confused, did he die or something? 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Worse I ever felt in my life was when I ate a entire family pack a coconut shrimps by myself in 1 sitting 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don’t like the book Frindle, because Frindle sounds like a word Bill Cosby would make up, and he is not such a good guy! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You can’t claim that kids these days are stupid AND demand that schools teach shop class again. That’s just unwise!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Call me Baja Blast the way I was exclusive for a limited time but now im not 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Tiger Trap’s self titled album was so ahead of its time, a perfect album tbh 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think Jumanji fkn suuuuckks. Shit is so unmemorable 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My brother lowkey pretending they run a meme page for they local area 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Mom isn’t home so dad let me have a bunch of soda!!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I have the world’s number 1 high score on Minecraft 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Got rid of my toilet. Needed the water line to install my soda machine 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Oh, you’re “multi-fandom?” Welcome to society, where being a fan of more than one thing is the NORM!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I feel like no one’s putting gum under tables no more 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Every single semester of high school I requested Botany class. 8 semesters. No botany. Total bust!!!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My Twitter app is still Twitter and now it won’t let me post without updating the app, looks like im here for good now 120 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Ok so when are yall gonna admit that Paul McCartney had the best solo albums in the first few years post-Beatles. ATMP and POB are kind of overrated (especially ATMP) change my mind, chuds. 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Unfortunately, I do not scroll when I see those videos of people building off brand minifigures. I hate my algorithm, but I can’t help feeding into it 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Took a antacid this morning, now it feels like I got ants in my stomach acids 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Judge: “I sentence you to 5 years in prison!” Me: “Yeah but can I bring my iPad?” 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Does any one know if Pleasure Burger is even open on Sundays?? 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026You can’t help but feel bad for Baby Bear from Sesame Street when misfortune befalls him. 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Burger buns with a slice of aged sharp cheddar is a delectable shower snack!!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Im finna open a Halloween store called the Little Shop of Flowers 010 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Someone should make Frogger into a horror story 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Doctor: “Are you incontinent?” Me: “Yeah, we in North America, fool!” 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I became an iPad baby at the ripe old age of 24 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I might be more inclined to use ai if it was named Jeeves 010 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Im aging out of a common survey age demographic this year, pray for me 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Might be late to the game, but I think DC Comics is on to something with Punchline 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When a fly honey come to my pad an we chillin, she think im Shakespearean, cuz I ask her “Tubi or not Tubi” 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Why isn’t anyone asking where Hunter Biden was on January 6th? 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Alright I’ll say it, Gotham City Imposters was ahead of its time 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Me whenever someone says “Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome” 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Why is Kate from Norbit British??? I feel lied to!! 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026What did the Slytherin have after a long work week?? A-vodka-and-dab-bruh!!! 010 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just found out that late 2000’s/early 2010’s SNL has a band 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Saw a video that started with “DC holds press conference…” and immediately got so excited cuz I thought they was gonna be announcing new Batman comics or some shiz 000 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Animal Crossing is for babies, grow tf up, go spend your money on something adult like Monster Energy drinks 110 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Just found out that my girlfriend of many years is actually imaginary. SML!!!! 010 0
Lil Sweetie @lilsweetie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The boyfriend factor got infinitely higher under the Biden administration. Noviophobia a side effect of the COVID vaccine?! 010 0
