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Lill

@lilldevil.bsky.social
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Permanently grumpy animal lover.

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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same. But nobody finds it quite as amusing as I do when i pour them from an empty bottle. If we were born in the 50's we.could have aced Opportunity Knocks.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And now to annoy Johnson!
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to "Hate Musicals" quite vocally. Then i realised I love Grease, Rocky Horror, Little Shop, Buggy Malone.... Also, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. So no, I quite like Musicals.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have an old aquarium I'm trying to grow a moss garden in. I have a humidifier channeled into it and a load of skulls and chunks of wood. Moss, Lichen and Fungi are the most amazing organisms. Merlin Sheldrake makes me swoon. (Im a straight male)
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ive been taking in a travel coffee and a water bottle. Thought I looked "prepared" Christ knows what they are assuming I have in either.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My missus is desperate to know if they produced Dougie plushies?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I. Sorry....... do the Americans cal him, Thomas the TRAIN! What the fuck is wrong woth them?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What are the bets they took off their masks as soon as the train started moving. The train CCTV would be interesting to watch.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I dream of only having one shelf of worthless tat that means the absolute world to me.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I used to annoy my ex by pronouncing the food Escalope the same as Antelope. Now I want to know how to pronounce them both in ancient Greek.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Toy Anecdote
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At pur primary school it was "All join on for playing......." Usually Army or Tig.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rarely is someone's reason behind their racism so graphically portrayed as in their own appearance.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Waiting for Ofcom to say it was an entertainment piece, so all good.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Was it a coprolite?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You may find this interesting then. youtu.be/e4orfBV9Ka4?...
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This legendary instrument was missing for 45 years...
YouTube video by Danny Sapko
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm getting a migraine flashback to buying albums for a girlfriend who liked PWEI.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are the teddy bears having a picnic?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Got an email from our dog food supplier saying our pooch is now a Senior and I am NOT okay.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You may not have saved time but you probably gained a lot of relaxation.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Okay, my missus has been wondering the same thing as Carl for a while now and we would both like to know the answer.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He won't be washing dishes by hand. And, they will be paying him more than you were.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm at the point now where I truly believe a father can pay so little interest in their offspring that they couldn't tell the minor differences between them. I was a nursery teacher to identical twins and worked it out within a couple of days.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Matty Healy's private marriage being loudly proclaimed on the BBC app a week after TS+TK wedding is the most Matty Healy thing ever.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Very surprised they are not Trump brand trainers.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I think the stress of watching England makes me ambivalent to them in competition. I regularly bet against them to try and level my hopes. I prefer watching football when I dont care for either side, then I can enjoy the skill and tactics.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was the most enjoyable game of the competition. Probably because the stakes were low, but still exhilarating.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Have France got a sieve in goal?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Is he slowly working towards being mentally unfit to stand trial?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well done England. Time to dig the trenches and realax into losing the game.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If i had more, I would have bet more.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration Break.
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ALT:
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you dont want to be spoke Ill of after your death, maybe dont be a cunt while you are living.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ploughing in the Nivernais, Rosa Bonheur School art trip didnt have enough people, so it was open to anyone. Musée d'Orsay. 1st, a beautiful building, packed with Van Gogh I recognised. But this painting caught my attention. The detail of mud and saliva, blew my mind.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's unfortunate because it will split the vote. But hypothetically, what would happen if nobody stood against him?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What happens if Binface refuses to stand and there is no opposition? Do they still go ahead with only Farage in the ballot?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can't decide who to support in the next game. Is it Europe Vs South America? Or Nazi Gold Vs Cocaine Production? Or MIlk Chocolate Vs Dark Chocolate? Or Cuckoo Clocka Vs Coffee?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/07/2026
The vicious thugs that chased Nigel out of the pub and a photo of the incredible damage done to his car (that was written off but he didn't tell the insurers about)
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To quote the Propellerheads & Shirley Bassey, "It's all just a little bit of history repeating"
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dear fucking Christ..... That was scrappy as fuck. I'll be happy to watch us loose to Norway.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hydration Break....... well needed
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What the.......?
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hydration Break
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
World Cup 2026: US striker Folarin Balogun's one-game red card ban suspended by Fifa - BBC Sport share.google/kKXd5zrrI50u...
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World Cup 2026: US striker Folarin Balogun's one-game red card ban suspended by Fifa
Folarin Balogun is available to play for the United States in their World Cup last-16 tie against Belgium after his one-game ban is suspended by Fifa.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No England! Seriously, Fuck off. You dont get to hurt us for 75 minutes and then expect love for finally doing the right thing. This is a toxic relationship and I deserve better!
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It was 15/4 for DR Congo when i put my bet on. Ive had a betting account for 12 years, purely for betting against England. Chuffed to bits to know I'm channeling Peter Cook.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England Hydration Break
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If this means no more Biblical Stories, then absolutely.
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hydration Break
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Lill @lilldevil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hydration Break
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