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Meg

@lilblueducky.bsky.social
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Drinking dumb bitch juice everyday. NJ girl in NH. NY sports fan (nyr/nyj/nyy). 3 hockey themed cats (RIP Pucky) and a cute husband. Chem. Avid reader. No Nazis allowed. Plz don't DM me if I don't know you, I will block you. (she/her)

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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 1h
Omg 😂
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 1h
Not only did he fan that was an insane choice to make. Jt miller, the man that you aren't. 🫠
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 2h
Y'all I'm just trying to grade chem tests and watch the rangers but this lil demon is making it difficult haha first he tried to steal my pen then he fell asleep behind me. RUDE.
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 2h
*whispers*...is this team kinda good?
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 2h
This fuckass devils fan that keeps standing up and waving at the camera needs to be taken down a peg or two. Sit down you fucking dork, no wants to see you.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12h
some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday was my one month surgi-versary and I'm down 20 lbs since then. 40 lbs since the start of the year. Let's effin goooooo
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We're already on laf hatty watch. Hell yeah.
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm watching The Housemaid (fully knowing it's going to be a w f u l lol) but I gotta say, I was absolutely tickldd that she slept in her car overnight at rutts hut omg hahaha I'd do murderrrrrr for a ripper
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey remember the time I said the rangers were so back? 🫠🫠
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Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please
ALT: Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
truly, when I saw that announcement, I was sick to my stomach. What a clownshow this country has become.
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this makes me want to get in my 91 mazda 626 with the hole in the muffler, put that thing in the tape deck, and queue up Saves the Day- Through Being Cool. Or maybe Alkaline Trio- From Here To Infirmary. OH! or Get Up Kids- Something To Write Home About. To be 17 again.
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I truly miss eating fruits and vegetables. I know I'll be able to eat them soon (like by the end of the month!!!) but I still miss them. but on the bright side I'm down almost 20 lbs since my surgery!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And had an email from a parent being like "you're back so where are my kids grades?" It was a bit nicer than that but still felt like "you're lazy, get on it asap k?) Um, yikes? I literally haven't been in my classroom since 9/11. Jesus h Christ on a cracker 🫠🫠🫠
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been on medical leave since 9/14. I was supposed to be back on the 5th, but I was also given this whole week w/my FMLA. And I ended up taking Mon-Wed because of the gut wrecking antibiotics that finished Monday. So I'll be in class tomorrow. ...I opened my email tonight (inbox zero-er here)..
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These motherfuckers who park outside our house are blasting music right now and overall being loud and like SHUT UPPPPPPPPP I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God I haven't had a piggy back ride in YEARS
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Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
ALT: Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my goals is to have my husband be able to pick me up so I totallllllly get this lol
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am *also* sleeping in my bed tonight for the first time in over 3 weeks. I'm done with my shitty (no pun intended) antibiotics finally, so I don't need to be near the bathroom lol if you ever have to do the H. pylori course of antibiotics, just know I'm with you in spirit. That shit sucksssssssss!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's truly useful in every day life haha
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Tyler @rangersrecap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy fuck Lafrenière
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asking again...also have (well it's on its way) a sleeveless flannel thing I could wear with leggings, boots, a long sleeve t, and a leather jacket over it...
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like I said, we are so back. Lol
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me to them
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Tacky Kid from School of Rock
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I go back to work on Thursday so I need to go to bed at a normal hour starting last week so now I'm starting TONIGHT 🫠
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did we just get a Laf-Trick?!?! Hell yeah. We are so back
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL IS STILL SHOWING CHI/CLE LIKE CAN I JUST GET A MORSEL OF THE YANKEES PLEASE
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Betty White's Playful 'Maybe'
ALT: Betty White's Playful 'Maybe'
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are correct!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The kitchen windows are open and it's freezing but I'm snuggled on the couch with cats and blankies so I don't want to close the windows lmao
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're straight up ridiculous and that's why I like them lmao
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have one other pair and ONLY because they're flamingo print, I don't think I've ever worn them. These are like, fashion crocs though lol platforms because I'm short, and little charms and shit hahahaha
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I willingly bought a pair of Crocs lmao
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BIRTHDAY CAKE not birth cake omg
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tbh super sick of drinking protein shakes (even though im only down to one a day. Still. Sick. Of. It.) so I mixed half a scoop of birth cake protein into vanilla Greek yogurt and HELLOOOOOO. this is delicious.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THREE DAYS INTO THE SEASON AND WE ALREADY HAVE A GOALIE GOAL!!
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blueshirt1994.bsky.social @blueshirt1994.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right!!! That's what I'm saying lol
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Peyton Manning's C'mon Man Moment
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOW MANY POINTS DO I GET IN FANTASY FOR IGOR'S GOAL?!?!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gasters are flabbered omgomgomg
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This pic goes HARD
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry I was calling my dad after IGOR'S GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dorofyev (SP lol) now. 2-0! Woo!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried not to but here we are!
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MIKAAAAAAAAAAAA. The rangers are so back, baby
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice having himself a hell of a night, huh?
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Ben @nebkreb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two Boston-born kids destroying the Red Sox tonight is incredible
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to reply with "turtle facts" 🤣
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Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paula Proctor Crazy Ex Girlfriend
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