Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 1hNot only did he fan that was an insane choice to make. Jt miller, the man that you aren't. 🫠 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 2hY'all I'm just trying to grade chem tests and watch the rangers but this lil demon is making it difficult haha first he tried to steal my pen then he fell asleep behind me. RUDE. 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 2hThis fuckass devils fan that keeps standing up and waving at the camera needs to be taken down a peg or two. Sit down you fucking dork, no wants to see you. 030
Reposted by MegAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12hsome deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from 35184852031
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Yesterday was my one month surgi-versary and I'm down 20 lbs since then. 40 lbs since the start of the year. Let's effin goooooo 040
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm watching The Housemaid (fully knowing it's going to be a w f u l lol) but I gotta say, I was absolutely tickldd that she slept in her car overnight at rutts hut omg hahaha I'd do murderrrrrr for a ripper 000
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey remember the time I said the rangers were so back? 🫠🫠static.klipy.comAdam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me PleaseALT: Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026truly, when I saw that announcement, I was sick to my stomach. What a clownshow this country has become. 000
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this makes me want to get in my 91 mazda 626 with the hole in the muffler, put that thing in the tape deck, and queue up Saves the Day- Through Being Cool. Or maybe Alkaline Trio- From Here To Infirmary. OH! or Get Up Kids- Something To Write Home About. To be 17 again. 040
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I truly miss eating fruits and vegetables. I know I'll be able to eat them soon (like by the end of the month!!!) but I still miss them. but on the bright side I'm down almost 20 lbs since my surgery! 030
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And had an email from a parent being like "you're back so where are my kids grades?" It was a bit nicer than that but still felt like "you're lazy, get on it asap k?) Um, yikes? I literally haven't been in my classroom since 9/11. Jesus h Christ on a cracker 🫠🫠🫠 020
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've been on medical leave since 9/14. I was supposed to be back on the 5th, but I was also given this whole week w/my FMLA. And I ended up taking Mon-Wed because of the gut wrecking antibiotics that finished Monday. So I'll be in class tomorrow. ...I opened my email tonight (inbox zero-er here).. 100
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026These motherfuckers who park outside our house are blasting music right now and overall being loud and like SHUT UPPPPPPPPP I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP 020
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026God I haven't had a piggy back ride in YEARSstatic.klipy.comOld Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' MemeALT: Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme 110
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of my goals is to have my husband be able to pick me up so I totallllllly get this lol 110
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am *also* sleeping in my bed tonight for the first time in over 3 weeks. I'm done with my shitty (no pun intended) antibiotics finally, so I don't need to be near the bathroom lol if you ever have to do the H. pylori course of antibiotics, just know I'm with you in spirit. That shit sucksssssssss! 120
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Asking again...also have (well it's on its way) a sleeveless flannel thing I could wear with leggings, boots, a long sleeve t, and a leather jacket over it... 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me to themstatic.klipy.comTacky Kid from School of RockALT: Tacky Kid from School of Rock 110
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I go back to work on Thursday so I need to go to bed at a normal hour starting last week so now I'm starting TONIGHT 🫠 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Did we just get a Laf-Trick?!?! Hell yeah. We are so back 170
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL IS STILL SHOWING CHI/CLE LIKE CAN I JUST GET A MORSEL OF THE YANKEES PLEASE 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBetty White's Playful 'Maybe'ALT: Betty White's Playful 'Maybe' 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The kitchen windows are open and it's freezing but I'm snuggled on the couch with cats and blankies so I don't want to close the windows lmao 151
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They're straight up ridiculous and that's why I like them lmao 000
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have one other pair and ONLY because they're flamingo print, I don't think I've ever worn them. These are like, fashion crocs though lol platforms because I'm short, and little charms and shit hahahaha 100
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tbh super sick of drinking protein shakes (even though im only down to one a day. Still. Sick. Of. It.) so I mixed half a scoop of birth cake protein into vanilla Greek yogurt and HELLOOOOOO. this is delicious. 100
Reposted by MegNHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THREE DAYS INTO THE SEASON AND WE ALREADY HAVE A GOALIE GOAL!! 214351
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPeyton Manning's C'mon Man MomentALT: Peyton Manning's C'mon Man Moment 010
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026HOW MANY POINTS DO I GET IN FANTASY FOR IGOR'S GOAL?!?! 240
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry I was calling my dad after IGOR'S GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 050
Reposted by MegBen @nebkreb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two Boston-born kids destroying the Red Sox tonight is incredible 26813
Meg @lilblueducky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comPaula Proctor Crazy Ex GirlfriendALT: Paula Proctor Crazy Ex Girlfriend 010