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Lil Beefy

@lilbeefy.bsky.social
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🤓🏳️‍🌈💪🏽 Drink water and be kind. Chicago. Leather. Books. Cooking. Sober. BLUF #5335.

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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first 5k in 20 years is a week from now and I pulled my calf muscle yesterday. I’m very not happy but life goes on.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sweaty post-run boy. So serious.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well I made it almost 2 weeks without smoking before I folded. Sir says he knows how to motivate me.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After thorough research I can confirm that tiger balm tastes terrible. Follow for more advice
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is progress
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am on day 3 of no smoking and I’m very proud of not assaulting anyone for mildly inconveniencing me.
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 17/08/2026
Hopping into Monday.. Kangaroos on the sea at sunrise. Australia 📹 jeroen.fritz on IG
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
First time running this far in probably 15 years.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love that there’s a furry on my train.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good pump. Bad pic. Oh well. Good morning everyone
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe I just need someone to hold my chin, spit in my mouth and tell me I’m a good boy?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I will be a big muscle boy. I will be a big muscle boy. I will be a big muscle boy. I will be a big muscle boy. I will be a big muscle boy.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The jokes write themselves. Happy Sunday y’all.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is the name Derpy Pup taken already?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can someone invent an app that blocks ED, GLP-1, testosterone, and hair plug commercials from all social media and YouTube?
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Gerry @saabuk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Post run derp
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shiny head check✅ Mario mustache ✅ 2 mile run ✅
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sweaty post-run thick boy
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I like that I have a small life. I used to have a really big life and spent a lot of my time packing and unpacking and being seen and rubbing elbows. Now, I’m in bed early, I’m up early, I see friends when I want to. It’s a relief that I’m not on anyone’s mind. There’s so much less pressure.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My midlife crisis is going great. Anyone wanna run a half marathon with me in April?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You can feel the desperation from Portugal right now
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Intense Muscle God 🔜 PS Leather Pride @intensemusclegod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Motivation for the week ahead. #IntenseMuscleGod
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Today’s mood is brought to you by this gif I found.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🤷🏽‍♂️
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Of course I get sick during IML🫠
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Good morning. I think it’s time I embrace my inner dad
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Heading home to see the family. Happy Sunday.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just spent 3 minutes looking for the peanut butter I took out of the cabinet 4 minutes ago.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Good morning bros and dogs
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bored, horny and alone at work
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Is there a genetic reason why heteros can’t walk in a straight line?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Guess who did too much too soon at the gym and now has tendinitis in his knee? This stupid bitch.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My workout playlist also doubles as a Sunday Dance throwback playlist. Erasure, New Order,CeCe Peniston, En Vogue….
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/04/2026
Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas
Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
And it lasts a lifetime
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Did I miss #tiddytuesday ?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The proof of masochism lies in my embrace of the ab wheel. Why don’t more Doms use this horrible little device for torture?
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I feel like once a season I have a night when I just don’t sleep a wink. That was last night. Luckily I’m off today.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Popping in to say good morning.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 11/03/2026
This is from 1975.
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
working out at 5 am has really changed my life in the best way. I accomplish so many things in the morning. My diet is better. My mood is better because I’m prioritizing sleep. I’m actually lifting more because I’m usually alone in the gym and I my intrusive thoughts can’t get in my way.
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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
don’t have to tell me twice
Sign: eat his hole
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It is without fail that I try to take a nap and my neighbors smoke alarm goes off.
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
🥵🥵🥵
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Lil Beefy @lilbeefy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Good morning from my gloriously empty gym.
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