Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My iPhone constantly has a browser tab open to find my android phone and my android phone constantly has a tab open to Find My iPhone 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lil more hating on Novation. WHY IN HELL IS THERE NO OFFICIAL iOS OR ANDROID APP FOR THE CIRCUIT TRACKS. Apple says no web midi, and my Android they claim not enough resolution to run components. My one+ 13r has 2780x1264 resolution but Novation says fuck u not enough. It works at 1080 thru the pc 🖕 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fuck Novation. 3rd time their crappy ass component app has crashed on me while trying to save. Spent 3 hours making a drum kit & couldn't save it cuz whack ass app crashed. 1st time web app crashed next 2 times desktop app crashed. I'm like 5 hours deep trying to get a drum kit on my circuit tracks 011
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rare photo of pre birth me still in the womb. 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My little Loona. I think my kitty has anal gland probs. She's been over grooming especially her tail & butt area. 1st I thought maybe she just had bad pooping technique & was getting crusties cuz I would give her a warm wet compress a few times & it would go away. But her butt sorta looks not right 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There was a great and palpable disappointment when I found out vibecoding had nothing to do with teledildonics. Not a framework to use to build teledildonics devices, not using teledildonics while coding. Just some lame ass lazy AI code bullshit.  010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well, you can almost sort of tell it spells out TRANS!! on this pizza 020
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oi, there’s a lot of refer in those treats 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Once again, all the transphobic assholes can eat shit. This trans is eating pizza. 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Take the train get off the train then in under 10 minutes get right back on the train. And that’s my Saturday night. Wooooo 80’s Toyota jump 031
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I was saved when my coworker got some chicken strips from Kentucky Fried chicken that were too salty. And I will say they were pretty damn salty, but I was also pretty damn hungry. Right as he was walking to me, I remembered I still had a bit of peanut butter I use w/ Ramen, but then chicken strips 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fuck, I forgot my lunch and I am fucking starving. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026File under things I’m thinking of getting . A titty tat of a kitty cat. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That’s what I call heartburn 6 featuring such hits as where the Tums at Nothing but an tums thang Hit’m with the heartburn Me & my tums Heartburn keeps on slipping Heartburn is my baby(and I want to kill it) Looking down the barrel of a heartburn Make’m say tums 5 million ways to kill a heartburn 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I swear I saw the world is a fuck born to die meme thing on an album from Leftöver Crack called fuck world trade but that would’ve been like a decade before it actually apparently showed up which was 2014 and the album was released in like 2004. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Transphobes can go eat shit, this trans will be eating pizza. 020
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And after finally looking them up, they were used in disco clubs. Which makes sense. People high on drugs love that type of shit that’s why I bought them. 020
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There is no way to stop a thunderbolt 3 or newer MacBook Pro from booting when you press the trackpad or any keys on the keyboard and that is the dumbest thing ever. Need to clean your keyboard. Welcome to turning it off like 15 times. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Was trying to help my little Loona hunt down a moth she had spotted, and had gotten away. As I was turning off lights in the house to leave only 1 light on came across a big ass spider who I had a 15 minute war with. A lot of soapy water was shot, after he fell poured dish soap on that fucker.  000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Google realizing that they can even do a shittier job with search than they had in the previous years so that more people be forced to use crappy ai answers. I miss being able to search for stuff. Boolen logic gets tossed out cuz the algo is ass Bing sucks and duckduckgo is just a reskinned bing 030
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s my babies birthday in a bit over an hour. I’ve got her a new cat condo that’s got a bigger bed area than her current one. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God damn Lil Wayne’s verse on A$AP Rocky’s M’$ is incredible. 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One of my favorite hobbies is putting stickers with pro trans messages over the barcode of Chick-fil-A sauces in grocery stores. Why, yes, I am going to make it as difficult as possible for you to buy your hate sauce. 050
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yet another masterpiece trans pizza 040
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Doing a welcome to the jungle cover except its. Welcome to my butt hole. 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Eating food from restaurants feels a bit too much like russian roulette. Will I spend the next few days shitting, sweating, while hallucinating 4 foot tall Pauly Walnuts looking guy. Or will I have a perfectly tasty and cromulent meal? 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If I have to reset up auto pay every month, is it really auto pay? 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sung like bono… where the sheets have cum stains ohhhhhh ohhh where the sheets have cum stains 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Huey, Dewey, and Louie we’re only able to rewrite history because Scrooge McDuck owned all the media outlets. Snorks are just bootleg under water smurfs. Today’s mediascape you sell the Smurfs to Netflix, Then use the same exact plots and sell the snorks to Hulu. Turtles, Thundercats, Care Bears 110
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh snap. They put a mini pipe in at Cal Anderson park. 021
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Pffffftfuck no mixed media posts. What Sort of second rate website bullshit is this. Anyways, a video of the trip light old Time style that fits over a projector lens and has a motor that turns it. I currently don’t have a light strong enough to project the light on anything. 100
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s my cat witching hour and she’s absolutely wired right now. 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The only thing stopping me from complete Galactic takeover is the fact I have to spend three or four hours out of my day every day looking for items that I just had my hand less than 90 seconds ago 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is basically the gummy Venus De Milo of trans pizzas. My best one yet 040
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Today has been a lamer birthday than even the one I spent in prison.  110
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Damn the pedestrian tunnel that runs right next to the I90 tunnel is still boring and gray. There is usually so much awesome graffiti work there. 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Also just saw murder. Of crows that is 010
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Fuck wildfire like hot boxing the city 010
Reposted by Lilac the DestroyerLilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My kitty Loona has the most beautiful and freaky eyes. 011
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My kitty Loona has the most beautiful and freaky eyes. 011
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Since my orange marmalade joke finally got a like I took a pic of my vegan weed infused double peanut butter orange marmalade cookie. Thank you @lizzizkweer.bsky.social for liking my terrible joke 160
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026How has every company managed to make speak to text be worse than it was 8 years ago. It’s especially frustrating when you see it correctly on your screen but then they go through after and completely butcher it once you finish speaking. 020
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I love the way she will grab treats out of the little toy thing there, and then just shove them directly into her mouth with her paws like raccoon style 030
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Trying to keep the cat from fucking up everything. 060
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think it’s a good thing when bad people die. (Me staring at death) Next do McConnell 000
Lilac the Destroyer @lilacthedestroyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh fucking shit looks like the elevators are down at the Beacon Hill station 000