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Ant 🐜

@likethebug.co.uk
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He/him. A humble bard stumbling through life. Often stressed, always funny x

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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 7h
Woof what an episode this week’s Ted Lasso was
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 7h
Would it be called Bre-entry
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 18h
Finally pulled the trigger on a new sideboard to replace the tall kallax in my living room last night. Toyed with paying £50 for next day delivery (Thursday bc it was like 10:30pm), decided I could wait 2-7 days for delivery. It’s coming tomorrow 😎
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 29/09/2026
“When mo’s had enough of all conversation” mate mo has said 3 entire words in 2 hours
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I didn’t see Burnham’s speech did he say anything about the fascism
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I wish coleslaw wasn’t so wet, said the man who had just squirted coleslaw juice out the back of a roll down himself while biting into it
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 29/09/2026
My mum’s a huge Rod Stewart fan (he was her first gig when she was 18) and I swear that man has had a “one last tour” tour like 3 times in the past 5 years
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Fell asleep reading my book. Not like a kindle where you won’t lose your place. Had to hunt for my page :((((
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Kinda slamming my head into a brick wall today. Screaming crying throwing up at having to be over everything so consequently being efficiently over nothing. Gonna send out an OF link later so I can live the high life I think x
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Started reading Jurassic Park tonight. Going to try to do a book a month I think.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Might take the plunge and buy the sideboard I’ve been eyeing up for months today. I’ve felt in a rut for nearly 2 months now and wondering if changing my environment might help get me out of it maybe 👁️
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
GAYS! #FinalFantasyXVI
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Great I’m in the section of Final Fantasy where I can’t see anything unless I’m up against the TV because it’s so DARK
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
L’ubor gets it
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Trying to get in the habit of stretching in the morning and the evenings because grandma’s old and needs to be looser and when I tell you I’ve never felt more pain
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I actually slept so well last night
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Very drowsy. Could do with being cuddled while I fall asleep watching Smosh 🫩🥺
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Can’t believe I got a ticket to the Halloween girls night out. Who do I think I am thinking I’m able to be awake past midnight
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Never like to see George win but he didn’t really struggle holding that at all so fair play I guess
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Can’t sleep. Been in bed 3 and a half hours 🫩
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Is nigella drunk in the tent on the first ep of bake off 💀
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Oh to be plummeted into a foul mood in an instant.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Just did a lovely 5k walk to relieve some stress and it did work tbf I’m feeling much more relaxed
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Looooool what a loser
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
£150?! That’s £37.50 each for a family of 4!
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Lando continuing to deny bisexuality rumours by showing he’s incapable of holding pole 🙄
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Woah I just opened a can of bepis max and it was so full of bepis that the act of the metal bit pushing down pushed liquid out the hole 😲
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Something I think about every single day is “My mom’s face… stepped on.”
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Dried my hair not curly today (big mistake, it’s a STATE) and I hadn’t realised how long it is like my fringe can go in my mouth
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Well I haven’t had any sleep apnea notifications from my new watch so that’s nice I guess that’s something I don’t have to worry about for the time being
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I wish I could get into yoga I feel like what I need is a good stretching (stop it) and to feel zen
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Not to be vulgar but my face is available as seating
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Chat I’ve got two questions 1) what is a chopped unc 2) am I one of those
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 24/09/2026
If I were a younger and hotter man I would be all over OF like a rash. A job for my entire life is not what I was born to do.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Feels like it should be Friday today. Not happy that it isn’t.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I actually don’t know how I’ll deal with living with someone in future because I just talk to myself and sing and make weird noises and laugh to myself all day it’ll be like a horror movie with a possession
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I bought such a big bag of “mixed fruit” aka raisins and sultanas (same thing, don’t @ me) and some uhhh “candied peels” and it’s great but god there’s so much and I’m here like “would these go well in a tomato sauce with pasta” because they’re just NOT DEPLETING
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Just stood and sighed at my saucepan like “I wish I had one of those pasta holder things that sits in a saucepan so I don’t have to use a colander” and then I remembered I’m an adult so can decide to purchase one
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Not Monzo wanting to charge £15 a month for a credit card with 29% interest 💀
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I’m such a sucker for dumb seasonal marketing. I don’t even like Wotsits that much but shaped like bones and skulls and monster claws for Halloween? Oh go on then.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I forgot to put Celeste in my 9 games thing which is insane considering I literally play it every single Christmas
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Can’t believe in the year of our lord 2026 I have to buy a usb-c to micro-usb cable
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Woke up at 4:30 today to pee. Went back to sleep and had a real bad nightmare that I was being hunted down by that knock off Stephen Y*xley-L*nnon in some backwards town. Now I feel TIRED
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Just heard that Daredevil Born Again has been cancelled after season 3 sigh
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Oh no it’s nearly October and actually I have not lain with another man this year 💀 that should change before the year is over ack shoo alley
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Be a shame if someone sank his boat at sea with him on it wouldn’t it.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
If I hear that Troye song on one more gay’s Instagram story I’m going to scream
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
It was hard to whittle this down tbh. I missed some solid shouts (Assassins Creed 2: Brotherhood, Portal 2 I love u) but these games solidly stick in my brain. Ecco is not in a good way but it definitely shaped my gaming I think.
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Can’t SLEEP
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Ant 🐜 @likethebug.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Sounds about right tbh
Lately you’ve enjoyed Satire, My Chemical Romance and stand-up comedy. Want to switch it up?
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