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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finished control resonant and a couple things: remedy has put another immaculate piece of media and it’s a goty contender (no one is surprised). However, certain dialogue in the epilogue has got me so emotionally devastated and physically unwell that I’m actively fusing into their walls
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finished townfall. God what a game. Makes me so emotional to know Konami has turned out 3 banger titles and SH as a series is back in full swing
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just got out of the resi movie that shit slapped for the most part
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finished Onimusha Way Of The Sword. Capcom has put out yet another banger and I need Musashi to get his own trilogy like Samanosuke
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just wrapped up Plague Tale Resonance. Asobo Studio you’ve once again delivered a banger and I’ll eat these games up every time
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m 12 years late but I just wrapped on Alien Isolation doing a hard mode/no deaths/no killing humans run as my first ever playthrough. Most nerve wracking experience of my life 🫩
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo really had everything jesus christ
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
OH MY GOD
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
JUST FELL TO MY KNEES
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This render goes so hard oh my GOD
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m literally just barking chewing scratching salivating at Vincent and his gameplay
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
AERITH GAINSBOROUGH COME BACK TO ME
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
IM GONNA THROW UP
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Need her in a biblical way
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’ve been watching that new TR trailer on repeat…Lara Croft the woman you are
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
HOLY SHIT
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Finished Pragmata. Need to go back for the true ending but god was the initial one a gut punch even knowing what was coming
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
RE9 kept me in the mood to keep playing resi and this was genuinely the worst fucking experience of my life
100%ed resident evil 7 trophy list because something is wrong with me
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Capcom I am talking directly in your ear you let Ethan have two games and Chris’s fat greedy ass hasn’t stopped appearing in media since RE5 DONT YOU DARE LOCK GRACE IN THE BASEMENT
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
RE9 done. My fav RE game to date overall with some caveats that I’ll talk about end of the week so people can have more time to finish. Biggest and most important non spoiler comment I have to make is I absolutely adore Grace and I refuse to let Capcom have her be a one and done.
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I haven’t updated in a hot minute. Grace’s sections have left me emotionally devastated and I’m back in the fucking building (Raccoon City) with Leon where suddenly everything is taking tangible amounts bullets
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Made it back to Grace’s second part in like 20 minutes because there wasn’t much for Leon to kill lmao Victor Gideon works hard but a woman with crippling anxiety and 10 bullets to her name works harder
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think I’m almost done with Grace’s first section (I’ve been walking everywhere and soaking/picking up everything) and I am so endeared to her that is my baby
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy resident evil requiem day! Leon S. Kennedy you will be meeting me in the Rhodes Hill Care Center broom closet in 10 minutes
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Evangelion is about to irrevocably alter my brain for the second time
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Thank you for the incredible piece!
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Got a skeb comm of my boy Dia from the amazingly talented @wicksandwheat.bsky.social I could cry he’s perfect 🥹
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
TGA stuff that’s coming out of the woodwork is an apology to me personally for all the shit game shows this year PARTICULARLY SUMMER GAMES FEST
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Suicide postponed
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Finished ghost of yotei. Yet another phenomenal game in a year of bangers
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Silent Hill 2 remake has sold 2.5 million units www.gematsu.com/2025/10/sile...
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SARDINE @kjr0313.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
to silent hill or raccoon city still a dilemma
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Platinumed SHf. Except for one forced combat section towards the end that was absolute ass I enjoyed my lost in the fog playthrough more than I thought I would
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Ily danny 🫂
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Umineko Boss Baby @sugarsparkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
humm ibuprofeno 💊 #silenthillf
Desenho simplificado da protagonista do jogo Silent Hill F com sua skin de uniforme rosa com orelhas de coelho, com um monte de comprimidos em capsula nas mãos com a escrita "humm ibuprofeno" ao redor
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Got every ending in shf and fully finished the game. GOTY and it isn't even close. Idk how to explain the impact of this game and my feelings on it without just screaming at the top of my lungs but like...this is probably my personal game of all time
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I get to start my last “new” playthrough of f tomorrow to go for the true ending and all I have to say so far with 2 more endings under my belt is take Hinako’s suffering, double it, and give it to James
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KONAMI @konamina.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
SILENT HILL f has sold over 1,000,000 copies globally in a matter of days since release!* Our most sincere thanks for the love and support that SILENT HILL fans have shown this latest chapter. *as of 9/26/2025, per internal tracking #SILENTHILL #SILENTHILLf #konami
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Over 1 million unites in 3 days is absolutely insane so happy for my little feminist game
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Silent Hill f has sold over 1 million units as of Sept 26th
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It absolutely did
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Silent Hill f selling over 1 million copies and at a faster rate than SH2R…god I love to win
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SWAYHEM @swayart.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Silent Hill f (Fanart)
Silent hill f, based on the silent hill franchise Hinako, Japanese school girl, surrounded by red and pink flowers, face in sadness
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Need to talk about all the social commentary this game has made that is beyond relatable, not just in the time period it’s set but especially in this day and age. However my head is filled with so many thoughts all I can manage is “ughhhh…aaaggghhh…game good…”
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Finished my first playthrough of SHf and feeling very
Panel used in a meme from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito. Text reads: “This is my hole! It was made for me!”
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Yotei and SHf being female led and being critical darlings with genuinely good stories oh we are so back
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Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Ghost of Yotei | Reviews 10 - PSU 10 - VGC 10 - Game Rant 10 - GameSpew 10 - Digital Trends 9.5 - CGM 9.5 - PSX Brasil 9 - Gamespot 9 - Screen Rant 9 - Push Square 9 - GamesRadar 9 - TheSixthAxis 9 - GamingTrend 8.5 - Press Start 8 - IGN 8 - TheGamer 8 - Digital Spy 8 - XGN MC: 87 OC: 89
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Happy official SHf launch day from me and my 5 page google doc’s worth of notes 😃
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I have 3 pages of notes so far and have zero clue where any of this is going
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bitch can’t even swim @lightningsass.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Silent hill f is so fucking weird (affectionate)
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