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Luke Halvorsen

@lightningbryce.bsky.social
144 followers 127 following 661 posts

Model from Los Angeles now living in Genève, Switzerland. I’m 100% queer, newly divorced and looking.

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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
There’s your Republican/MAGA party. But as she tells us Senator Murkowski still thinks “there are things about the Democrats I don’t agree with."
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is she any good? I mean that algorithm is strong
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The heritage media is steering us right into theocracy. Gilead here we come.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Really?
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Had Biden done this New York Times abs WaPo would have spent weeks if not months covering this scandal. Now probably crickets
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Not even worth comments
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Thanks for everything. I’ve loved getting to know Jill. And my uncle Theo worked with Lily on Short Cuts
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’d rather live in Cuba with free healthcare than in Trump’s hellscape
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The most communist I’ve ever heard in the United States is the new governmental 2 dolls per child decree.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Better than the corporate media any day
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
That sure depends.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Nice. My type of man
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I think if Donald ever read a book he’d know that getting involved nearly 3 years in is probably not something to be that proud on.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Except of course I won’t tell on them despite being married to a member of the EBU board, who really doesn’t want another debacle like last year’s shitshow
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Of course they are. But don’t give them press credentials then.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
But the UK lokal elections were a big victory to Nigel Farage. Of course the UK also voted for Brexit.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I get these requests all the time from Eastern Europeans mainly
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The difference between Bastille Day and Trump’s sudden military obsession is that the former is about the country and not the president
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I believe it should be taken away from churches but not Harvard. Why must we support superstition?
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
So you’re ignoring Israel again this year? It’s amazing you still receive press credentials. I wonder if the production knows this?
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Not the amount you infuse your animals with. Hence the fact that American beef and chickens are banned in the EU.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I live it when Bernie spills the tea
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
That’s so not true that I’m unfollowing
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
But it’s not safe at all hence your trouble selling your hormone infused beef and antibiotic laden pork and chickens
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Why would MAGA care? They don’t read.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I was raped by a priest when I was 9 so fuck him
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
But will the corporate media report this? Of course not.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
He’s getting more stupid every day
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
And for one reason only: the leader of said country is clearly a complete moron
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Trump, or the Russians, must have photos or video of gay porn star Lucio Saints plowing Miss Lindsey.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
And the hilariously bad photoshopped “tattoo" is only something a man Steven Miller’s could come up with
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh boy yes! Dancing in the streets
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Temu is
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It’s that left wing rag The Wall Street Journsl that apparently is leading the psyop
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
He’s elected in the Hudson Valley and his official webpage suggests a bit of distancing to Trump which will only grow, I suggest, the closer we get to the midterms
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I wonder what the guy or girl handling the chyron thought when they had to write that? I mean the words judge and to judge are used twice. Sort of self explanatory
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Because we haven’t changed our election laws since Reconstruction. Yes women can now vote and African Americans can now vote but we’re still stuck with that college. Without that Clinton would have beaten Trump in 2016 and who knows how the world would look today.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Yes and the blue suit is the giveaway. It’s the only suit he owns that can accommodate a large adult diaper
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is probably the only suit he owns that can accommodate his adult diaper
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
He was born and raised on the wrong side of Montana Avenue in Santa Monica and therefore couldn’t go to school in Brentwood. That kind of snub can derail an ugly little boy for a lifetime
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
One of the worst decisions MSNBC ever made to let Katie Phang go. But I’ll follow her.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
You think? But her emails!!
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Which is why the new King of Denmark stayed home and let his queen represent Denmark at the funeral. With Trump’s demand to take Greenland the King should not have to shake his hand. Melania will Have to curtsy for Queen Mary tho.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Topo Gigio?
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I love his “sir" stories. Always so entertainingly phony
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I see Den Hague in her future
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I hear desperation from Ewan & co. that there isn’t enough crap they can call art this year. Which means that it’s a great year for those who just want to sing along.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I wonder how he will feel being upstaged by the crowned heads of Europe? After all the pope is a prince among princes and protocol will be respected.
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Luke Halvorsen @lightningbryce.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Doesn’t matter. The way climate change is going that place will soon be under water
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