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David Evans

@lightnindave.bsky.social
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Guardian eating, woke reading, tofurati. Freelance tour manager, sound engineer, driver. Living in my own Southsea island. OK, Portsmouth.

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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A man pulling a funny face next to a road sign welcoming people to a vuoiillage named Dull
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quality houmous that 👍
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it were dead good
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or even just “liar”.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cheers 👍
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It actually doesn’t matter what it was, it is a public train and the public are entitled not to have to listen to whatever someone else has decided to broadcast.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andy who is Andy Carroll? Oh never mind I don't really care.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not Lou, I mean, two Reed’s?
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, if in London, download the Singing Streets app. It shows similar bu music related locations.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cool. I live a stones throw away from King’s Theatre in Southsea where some of Tommy was filmed. They also nearly burnt the pier down in another scene.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not me as I’m in Portsmouth but I’m looking out for my mate Ken and his mum in Horncastle. BTW why is the official website so shockingly poor?
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FFS it’s Pooperman
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Or perhaps Hobocop
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Only Billy Gibbons now left as Dusty Hill died quite a while ago.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of those extraordinarily rare left handed pianos with the higher notes on the left.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bloomin' CIF comments close much too soon. Anyway, just got back from a walk at Kingly Vale, site of a very fine yew forest, and there was an extended Asian family arriving. Must have been 30-40. They asked what they can see up the path. I think they'll enjoy the woodland there :-)
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hope it’s eating a meerkat
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is it because they were protecting our women and girls? Oh hang on 🤔
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh dear. Michael not Martin, that’s the sister’s husband… and some other actor I believe 🤣
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My ex wife’s sister lives 1m from Alvanley: they have a dog too, so I’ve emailed. Thank you Martin
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can see four… oh, hang on it’s a tail. What a handsome chap :-)
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Slope though, not Dale. They’ve been performing this in their shows this, and last year. No more until next year though. Unless any nice (large) band wants a great support act.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I saw them at upstairs at The Nottingham Boat Club in November 1980. I was actually concerned the floor would collapse as everyone jumping up and down was making it move alarmingly and moved to the edge of the room.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m glad they’re as stupid as they are hateful
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think they'd oppose free money for millionaires if it was another parties policy.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh dear, I was a few days early. Bought an scoffed some lovely ones alst Saturday.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Indeed. I wasn’t going to bother watching. I was about to watch Le Tour de France highlights I’d recorded but then Declan Rice scored.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France seem to have gone home already.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They are one and the same person
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Too many o’s in that sentence
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well TVs are too thin these days
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Better hair
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A cracker indeed. I’ve got I married a monster on weird shaped vinyl.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Now if that book was signed by Mae West or W.C. Fields…
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vote Binface not bin juice* *See Mark Thomas’ proposal for a definition of Farage (Farr-idge) as the liquid at the bottom of bins
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I used to work for a company that wrote documents a 14 year old should be able to understand for their customers. This garbage is more like something a five year old might spout.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never wore number 6 though
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What about Millwall for their notable unbeaten home run of 59 matches between 1964 and 1967?
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Say no to Palantir in the NHS
NHS England is rolling out software to run our health records from Palantir - fight back
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wonder if they are related
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Doh! Of course. 😅
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I did FoH sound for Pink Industry as well as for TJAMC on that tour. I remember one of the channels on PI’s stereo tape machine was much quieter than the other. Why should that stick in my mind?
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Good King Propaganda?
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I blame the scapegoats* *credit to John O’Farrell
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happy birthday Stephen. I greatly enjoyed the couple of tours I did with The Lilac Time. One on top of the Radio 1 Summertime Special mobile in Northern Ireland and the other a free tour around the UK.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I told one of the MPs in Portsmouth that whenever they hear one of their ilk say this, it’s acts as an automatic switch off switch.
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David Evans @lightnindave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Exclusive to the forelock tugging lackey as he made it up. putin is more likely to supply the frog-faced fascist with a phone.
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