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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Side note: who wears cargo shorts to your own sentencing hearing???
Convicted lawyer James Bowie outside the Ottawa courthouse
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I didn’t realize he had already been convicted of that other incident
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
You’re telling me that Alex Zoltan made a 7 figure salary and still looks like this
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Greasy ass nightmare fuel
Close up of a greasy chud
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The audacity of a guy from True North asking a question like this while looking like he has a chronic fear of showers. Imagine the smell 😵‍💫
Photo of a greasy looking man with the caption “True North journalist. @AmazingZoltan confronts Mark Carney on how many genders there are and if women should have sex-based spaces like shelters and changing rooms.”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Courtesy of Reddit
Meme captioned “Fuck Rebel News. All my homies hate Rebel News”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Screen capture from Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
Panel 1
Vegan police officer: “On April 4th, 7:30pm, you partook a plate of chicken Parmesan.”
Panel 2
Todd: “Chicken isn’t vegan?”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I know Pierre Poilievre’s campaign manager told him he needs to smile more, but there’s something kinda unsettling about this face he’s chosen
Photo of Pierre Poilievre smiling awkwardly at a campaign stop, behind a podium that says “TFSA Top-Up”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
EKOS has LPC at 57% in Ontario which is what this poll is limited to, so it still is quite different
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Great week for the anti-Canadian conservatives who are trying to pretend they wouldn’t just bow down to Trump’s every whim
Screenshot from Global News: “Alberta Premier Danielle Smith asked
US administration to "put things on pause" to help Poilievre get elected as PM
Here's the audio excerpt (Q&A) with Premier Danielle Smith on Breitbart confirming she asked the U.S. adminstration to "put things on pause" to help Pierre Poilevre get elected as PM as she believes he aligns with Trump on many issues and the "new direction of America."”Screenshot from a Toronto Star article: “For weeks, the Trump problem had been top of mind for Conservative insiders. Two unrelated sources close to the CPC war room tell me that Poilievre's team had even floated going so far as trying to get a message to the White House in an attempt to persuade Trump to distance himself from Poilievre. In recent weeks, according to the sources, CPC operatives talked about trying to get Conservative MP Jamil Jivani to ask his former Yale roommate — Vice President JD Vance - to talk sense into Trump.
Poilievre's office did not reply to messages asking about those internal conversations, or whether Jivani has spoken to Vance recently.”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
To the moon 🚀
Screenshot of S&P 500 and Dow Jones showing losses in the stock market
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tobi Lutke of Shopify retweeting this lol
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
TIL that in America, you can legally be tried twice for the same crime 🤯 In Canada you can be charged either provincially or federally, but not both.
Screenshot from a Legal Eagle youtube video that says:
"Did You Know?
Under the "dual sovereignty" doctrine, state and federal governments can prosecute the same person for the same conduct without violating the Fifth Amendment's prohibition on double jeopardy. This often leads to cases being prosecuted sequentially, not simultaneously."
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Luigi’s federal charges don’t include terrorism. One of his state charges is first degree murder in furtherance of an act of terrorism, but no federal terrorism charge www.justice.gov/opa/pr/luigi...
Screenshot of text saying:

Mangione is charged with one count of using a firearm to commit murder, which carries a maximum penalty of death or life in prison; one count of interstate stalking resulting in death, which carries a maximum penalty of life in prison; one count of stalking through use of interstate facilities resulting in death, which carries a maximum penalty of life in prison; and one count of discharging a firearm that was equipped with a silencer in furtherance of a crime of violence, which carries a maximum penalty of life in prison and a mandatory minimum penalty of 30 years. A federal district court judge will determine any sentencing after considering the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It’s honestly hilarious how they’re trying to frame this guy as a career criminal. Like somehow a parks citation for going down a closed path is clearly indicative of his years long criminal enterprise
Screenshot from a CNN post with a photo of Luigi Mangione holding a yellow ticket citation. The title is “Luigi Mangione was criminally cited in a Hawaii state park last year” with a caption under the photo that says “Luigi Mangione was criminally cited on November 12, 2023, by the Hawaii Dept. of Land and Natural Resources for going into an area that was closed inside a state park. Hawaii Dept. of Land and Natural Resources”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Thanos meme with the text “I used the antisemitism to destroy the antisemitism”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Related?
Screenshot from X showing an account with the handle @noble1945 and a “Account suspended” label
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
“Bluesky is an echo chamber”
Meme image of a bunch of people cheering on a pretend fight between lobsters, with each person/lobster labelled “leftists”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Lol
Screenshot of two posts side by side from Bluesky. The first one asks if Jake Paul is dead yet, and the 2nd states that Jake Paul is dead
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
There are witches on TikTok putting curses on Nick Fuentes
Screenshot from a tiktok video with a hand over a spell book and the words “No Nicholas, your body my choice”Screenshot from a tiktok video with Nickolas Fuentes being written onto paper and the words “No Nicholas, your body my choice”Screenshot from a tiktok video with a lit piece of wood and the words “No Nicholas, your body my choice”Screenshot from a tiktok video with a photo pulled up of Nick Fuentes and the words “No Nicholas, your body my choice”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Canadian neo-Nazis mostly hate Russia, here's a collection of Active Club members at the Ukrainian memorial in Oakville. Two of these guys got arrested for domestic terrorism last year and were certainly not paid by Russia
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Soon to be former New Brunswick premier Blaine Higgs might even lose his own seat
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
This one’s my favourite category 😂
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
This is a real comment on Reddit. The whole internet is cooked honestly
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Still from Bo Burnham’s Netflix special Inside with subtitles that say “how we feeling out there tonight? I am not feeling good”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I don’t know what’s going on exactly, but there seems to be some inner turmoil happening between the organizers of the anti-trans “1 Million Man March” in September. Kamel was the one who first started the idea, but he may be unhappy with the direction it’s going under Dacey&Dana Metcalfe
Hanadi Ponsford: “I thought it was this https:// 1millionmarch4children.com/“

Chk Kamel: “@Hanadi Ponsford no that is not, just a political group trying to hijack the campaign.”Tweet from @Chrisdacey: “Meet Tash Fishman one of our team's very strong mamas. She has a quick shout out with details and direction for the 1 Million March 4 Children.
Let's go Mama Bears...
We got this!
#MillionMarch4Children
1milliommarch4children.com”

Attached is a video clip of Tara, another organizer
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
LOL predicted it
Screenshot from Bluesky's status website https://status.bsky.app/:
"Bluesky Social
Degraded PDS performance
Investigating - We are currently investigating this issue.
Aug 18, 2023 - 09:47 PDT"
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Me when the waiter comes to the table
Otter in the water with a crab hanging out its mouth
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Caryma, Canada's version of Andy Ngo (in my opinion), is now accosting and harassing trans women on the street. She is an objectively bad person. This is the kind of shit that gets trans people targeted and killed
Tweet from @FaeJohnstone:
"Caryma’s camera man spotted me while I was going out for food in Toronto earlier this evening. He proceeded to follow me and pester me with questions, ignoring my repeated requests to be left alone.

Felt eerily similar to my encounter with Rebel News in Regina earlier this year."
Replying to a screenshot of a tweet from @carymarules: 
"It’s simple, really. 

If any public figure baselessly calls me a “bigot,” they can expect to be questioned on camera."
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Conducting important dog business
Photo of a dog sitting on a recliner with a laptop on a table in front of her and a phone resting open on the armrest
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Tweet from Ahmar Khan: "BREAKING:  Developers in Ontario had direct influence over the province’s decision to extract lands from the Greenbelt and received “preferential treatment."

- Directives came from Doug Ford's office
- Owners of the now 15 parcels of land - value will go up $8.3B
- Of the 7,400 acres extracted, 6,700 — or 92 per cent — was removed as a direct result of developer access to the chief of staff.
- 3 weeks to identify 22 parcels of land for sale

(via @isaaccallan and @ColinDMello)"
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Doug Ford is a corrupt criminal
Tweet from Colin D’Mello: 
“BREAKING: Ontario's AG reveals
Premier Doug Ford directed Housing
Minister Steve Clark to conduct
"swaps, expansions, contractions and policy updates" related to the Greenbelt.
Developers then had direct influence over which lands were removed.
#ONpoli”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Calgary bigot needs identifying. Video of the the hate speech in tweet (CW- hateful slurs): twitter.com/immrfabulous/status/168…
Post with a photo of a man with white hair, jeans, and a white shirt. The caption reads: “Calgary.
I need help identifying this man.
Thank you.
He committed hate speech towards a fellow community member and I'd just like to send it to his place or business with a friendly reminder of what he chooses to do in public.
Thanks.”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
The neurons in my ADHD brain whenever I try to do a task unmedicated:
Bluesky warning banner that says “Not Enough Resources”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
The fucking audacity of this man - a sex predator and soon-to-be disbarred lawyer who used his Twitter fame to exploit women - to claim that people calling out his narcissism are the real problem. Fuck right off, can't wait for your court date next month when you might finally face some consequences
Tweet from James Bowie: "If you were looking for clear proof that the real issue is that I'm more popular than than others, and they're using any means necessary to make themselves appear grand at my expense, here it is.
The day will come when I will share what I have on Mr. Spratt."
Replying to a tweet from lawyer Michael Spratt: "A note to the many lawyers who are following @JamesDBowie, why? He is a dangerous predator who used his social media clout to prey on women. Why are you continue to enabling this?"
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Omg he PINNED it
Tweet from Ezra Levant, showing he’s pinned the tweet on his profile.
“Diagolon is why those four men are in prison. Diagolon was the missing piece in the police/prosecution narrative. The men weren’t in a biker gang or a terrorist group. Diagolon provided the connection to make the conspiracy charges stick. You’re feds, just like Heritage Front.”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
I love chud on chud violence
Tweet from Ezra Levant, owner of Rebel News. He's replying to a tweet with a photo of the Diagolon flag. Says:
"Diagolon is why those four men are in prison. Diagolon was the missing piece in the police/prosecution narrative. The men weren’t in a biker gang or a terrorist group. Diagolon provided the connection to make the conspiracy charges stick. You’re feds, just like Heritage Front."
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Ezra Levant of Rebel News has apparently called Jeremy MacKenzie a neo-nazi. Never thought I'd see the day
Tweet from Jason Lavigne - Independent Journalist/Politician (@JasonLavigneMP):

Best quotes from 
@ezralevant
 just now to me, he called me

"A Fraud"

"Two faced"

"Liar"

"Fool"

Then he called 
@Jeremy_MacKenzi
 a fed and "neo nazi".

Nice work Ezra. Such a Rebel.

Resign Ezra, your career is over.
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I’m also proud to have stood with Community Solidarity Ottawa to protect the community against hate. Give them a follow and check out their Safety Plan guide on community defence. Great tips.
“Community Solidarity Ottawa
Safety Planning

Below is some advice on how to keep yourself and your friends safe at any actions against the far right or in support of our communities. The purpose of this guide is not to scare or shame you, but rather to help you keep yourself safe while opposing the far right.

By taking some simple precautions, we can support each other, keep each other safe, and make sure our actions are a success“
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Fash man realizes that drunk conspiracy theorists with no real skills make bad fash accomplices.
Facebook post from fascist Diagolon leader Jeremy MacKenzie that reads:
“Holy shit these people crying about "division".
Just admit you're averse to conflict because you can't defend any of your positions. In fact I doubt any of these people even have positions they could explain besides drunkenly yelling "freedom" with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.
It's a giant ego driven circus for narcissists looking to feel important and make noise for the sake of getting attention and it got stale a year ago.
Half of them are still running around comparing trudeau to Hitler for christ sakes. We have the most politically ignorant people on the planet.”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I have been shown THIS facepalm of an ad over 3 times already
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Only took the geniuses 2 days to run their RV into the ground. Ruh roh
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
This man on TikTok wants to debate whether Hitler was bad. There’s something so jarring about this I can’t quite wrap my head around it

Screenshot of a TikTok livestream. Streamer is on camera with the notes up behind him saying “Hitler was a bad person. What he did was bad. Request if you disagree”.
The streamer is inviting anyone to come debate with him about whether Hitler is bad.
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Elon owes me money for serving me this ad
Twitter ad from a random twitter user with 165 followers.
The Promoted Tweet says: "hi, folow pls" and has a stock photo attached of a man reading a newspaper.
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Everyone’s favourite (/s) Ottawa chud propagandist Dipshit Dacey has left the city. Going on a trip around Quebec/Atlantic Canada with Normann Blanchfield/Bridges to Freedom. They’re calling it a “Community Tour”. Purpose unknown. Bon voyage, douchebag. We won’t miss you
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Especially if your “true self” is being a neo-nazi
Elon Musk tweet saying: “You are free to be your true self here”
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Lightly @lightlysalted.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
The longer you spend on Twitter the worse your brain rots
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