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Lightly Birdy

@lightlybirdy.bsky.social
106 followers 158 following 20 posts

Intentional failure to optimize for late stage capitalism. Reads too much, laughs too loud, snarks too often. Puts a bird on it. Current project: radically giving a shit about other people

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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And someone still said to themselves, yes, this is the man who can sanctify my lifelong union to my beloved
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Got a sample issue recently and their take on Charlie Kirk's death was vastly more nuanced than almost any major outlet. A rare good surprise in media!
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Social interaction especially feels harder when you feel forced (even if only in your own mind) to perform normalcy. Looking like a functional adult that does their little spreadsheets and folds the laundry and remembers birthdays is so dissonant when so much is Not That Great Actually
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Still hoping for Illuminati Feminist to hit the trifecta
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"They can never hold a position of public trust again, up to and including being an officer of a 10-member model train enthusiasts club that meets at the VFW hall" is the bare minimum of acceptability
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Next stage: backyard habitat improvements and squirrel wars. If you develop a Nemesis Bird, you've gone too far and your chances of recovery are slim.
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Don't let your middle schooler listen to 5-4, people! They'll radicalize on the back catalog! And argue with their social studies teacher about Marbury v. Madison! And then ask for an Antonin Scalia is Dead hoodie for their birthday! Slippery slope!
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Jen Arnall-Culliford's Something New To Learn About covers helical knitting, lace, and cables, while Modern Daily Knitting covers fair isle, brioche, mosaic, sequence knitting, marling, and log cabin in the Field Guide series. Mosaic Knitting Workshop by Ashleigh Wempe also.
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"Savvy" from guys who never stopped venerating Jordan Catalano as the pinnacle of cool, for whom the idea of being a sincere and good-hearted Cher Horowitz captaining Pismo Beach disaster relief is a fate worse than death.
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This listener feels extremely seen by @notalawyer.bsky.social's authentic representation of the "bitching about small irritations as an essential personality trait" community. Let us!
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Shows how wellness grift is a pipeline to fascism - all the necessary ideas about control, authority, and a hierarchy of humans are right there.
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Lynne Olson's Those Angry Days has tons of cites proving the existence of historical reply guys (and gals!). People wrote to Lindbergh and FDR about the isolationist/interventionist debate and they read just like an unmoderated comments section
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
As rallying cries go, "keep your head down and hide under a blanket like a puppy during a thunderstorm" is even lamer than usual for Dems
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I've won this one before - this was my prize:
media.tenor.com
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
Alt: Lucy in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a football that she pulls away as Charlie Brown tries to kick it
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm pitching my lady voice lower in hopes that you will be able to hear my fervent plea for Illuminati Feminist merch
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Took great delight in applying the "look at who the journo's sources are" advice to an article in the NYT today recommending something in my area of professional expertise. Went 4/4 on sources being people whose business is profiting off the thing being recommended. *bball swish*
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The bullet didn't so much miss as lodge directly in the party's hippocampus, destroying the memories of their numerous failures contributing to our present condition
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is what happens when your entire social circle is indistinguishable demographically from a continuing care community in Scottsdale
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is the mugshot of a man who has spent at least as many hours curating his gym mirror selfies as he has actually working out. Like, he knows exactly what % of duck lips he can get away with
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Lightly Birdy @lightlybirdy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
*waits for examples of radical reforms brought about by the people asking the powerful very nicely and bringing the good cookies*
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